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I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
July 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
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bro there is still time to delete this
History will remember April 9, 2025 as America’s actual liberation day—the day that President Trump backed down from his ridiculous tariff fiasco.
April 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
bro there is still time to delete this
Cost disease & Creative destruction
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a cartoon of a green snake with potato-yi written on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon of a green snake with potato-yi written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
March 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Cost disease & Creative destruction
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The Onion summer writing fellowship is seeking applicants! It's six months, good salary and benefits.
This year's applicants do NOT have to complete the Eating Challenge, as it turns out this does not adhere to Illinois labor law. We apologize to those who have died in the past.
This year's applicants do NOT have to complete the Eating Challenge, as it turns out this does not adhere to Illinois labor law. We apologize to those who have died in the past.
Writing Fellowship, Summer 2025 at The Onion
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March 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The Onion summer writing fellowship is seeking applicants! It's six months, good salary and benefits.
This year's applicants do NOT have to complete the Eating Challenge, as it turns out this does not adhere to Illinois labor law. We apologize to those who have died in the past.
This year's applicants do NOT have to complete the Eating Challenge, as it turns out this does not adhere to Illinois labor law. We apologize to those who have died in the past.
Chuck is the fall guy, as planned...
March 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Chuck is the fall guy, as planned...
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Arlington National Cemetery has scrubbed information about prominent Black, Hispanic and female service members and topics such as the Civil War from its website, part of an effort across the Defense Department to remove all references to diversity, equity and inclusion from its online presence.
Arlington Cemetery website scrubs links about Black and female veterans
Pentagon leaders have ordered that their websites and social media pages remove articles and images that “promote” DEI.
www.washingtonpost.com
March 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Arlington National Cemetery has scrubbed information about prominent Black, Hispanic and female service members and topics such as the Civil War from its website, part of an effort across the Defense Department to remove all references to diversity, equity and inclusion from its online presence.
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Really enjoying this classic Sesame Street segment, two minutes of freestyle jazz riffing on saxophone factory footage
March 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Really enjoying this classic Sesame Street segment, two minutes of freestyle jazz riffing on saxophone factory footage
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can’t believe I voted for the leopards sparkling my compliance in advance if it champagne from I am not going to survive another month of these posts
March 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
can’t believe I voted for the leopards sparkling my compliance in advance if it champagne from I am not going to survive another month of these posts
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Really bracing to see this in my timeline alongside the news that Chuck Schumer plans to vote to surrender control of federal spending to Donald Trump and Elon Musk because otherwise there'd be a government shutdown
Johns Hopkins is the largest private employer in Maryland.
March 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Really bracing to see this in my timeline alongside the news that Chuck Schumer plans to vote to surrender control of federal spending to Donald Trump and Elon Musk because otherwise there'd be a government shutdown
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SUPERMODEL: Wow his rib cage is shaped like a milk crate that got stored too near a gas water heater. He'd be perfect if only he also had pieces of broken plastic in his penis.
ELON MUSK: Silence heifer. I am "intellimaxxing" by concentrating on the largest number that can fit in a single digit: 9.
ELON MUSK: Silence heifer. I am "intellimaxxing" by concentrating on the largest number that can fit in a single digit: 9.
March 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
SUPERMODEL: Wow his rib cage is shaped like a milk crate that got stored too near a gas water heater. He'd be perfect if only he also had pieces of broken plastic in his penis.
ELON MUSK: Silence heifer. I am "intellimaxxing" by concentrating on the largest number that can fit in a single digit: 9.
ELON MUSK: Silence heifer. I am "intellimaxxing" by concentrating on the largest number that can fit in a single digit: 9.
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honestly wild to me that, at this late date, any ostensibly informed person would insist that we could ignore trump’s words as just bluster
March 8, 2025 at 4:16 AM
honestly wild to me that, at this late date, any ostensibly informed person would insist that we could ignore trump’s words as just bluster
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Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need
February 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need
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Number 48: an app that lets you do fraud legally
November 27, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Number 48: an app that lets you do fraud legally
As my old man always says
"Why do people keep saying 'there are no dumb question'... There are DEFINITELY dumb questions"
"Why do people keep saying 'there are no dumb question'... There are DEFINITELY dumb questions"
the questions are getting dumber
February 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
As my old man always says
"Why do people keep saying 'there are no dumb question'... There are DEFINITELY dumb questions"
"Why do people keep saying 'there are no dumb question'... There are DEFINITELY dumb questions"
Why does he look like that?
February 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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taking black kids away from their parents and putting them on farms seems really familiar to me! what could it be?
Even the most disturbing RFK Jr. headline always manages to have a detail inside creepier than you could have imagined. I’m sorry, did you just say Black kids should have a chance to get “re-parented”???? Gift link wapo.st/4hW2xGI
February 17, 2025 at 9:54 PM
taking black kids away from their parents and putting them on farms seems really familiar to me! what could it be?
Why does he look like that?
February 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Why does he look like that?
"while scrolling on TikTok, she found out he was headed to Guantánamo."
Venezuelan Migrant Sent to Guantánamo Bay Is ‘Not a Criminal,’ Family Pleads (Gift Article)
Luis Alberto Castillo arrived in the United States so that he could “give everything to his son,” said his sister. Then, while scrolling on TikTok, she found out he was headed to Guantánamo.
www.nytimes.com
February 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
"while scrolling on TikTok, she found out he was headed to Guantánamo."
I'm going to start pronouncing "paper" how its spelled
February 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I'm going to start pronouncing "paper" how its spelled