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He/him. Hockey fan and professional time-waster
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Just FYI for those of you who didn’t follow me on The Cursed Site—I’m very passionate about dog rescue and fostered roughly a dozen dogs, two of which became service dogs, so I’m gonna repost rescue stuff from time to time.
1) Dazzler. Specifically the 80s version.
2) Galadriel. Not terribly versed in Tolkien lore
3) Zatanna.
4) Boring answer but I gotta go with Jadzia Dax
2) Galadriel. Not terribly versed in Tolkien lore
3) Zatanna.
4) Boring answer but I gotta go with Jadzia Dax
You are unattached and can date one choice each from the following categories.
Whom do you pick?
1) A Marvel mutant
2) A Tolkien character
3) A Justice Leaguer
4) A Star Trek Character
One choice for each category, GO!
Whom do you pick?
1) A Marvel mutant
2) A Tolkien character
3) A Justice Leaguer
4) A Star Trek Character
One choice for each category, GO!
February 15, 2026 at 2:57 AM
1) Dazzler. Specifically the 80s version.
2) Galadriel. Not terribly versed in Tolkien lore
3) Zatanna.
4) Boring answer but I gotta go with Jadzia Dax
2) Galadriel. Not terribly versed in Tolkien lore
3) Zatanna.
4) Boring answer but I gotta go with Jadzia Dax
Cocaine Kash turning this case about Savannah Guthrie’s mom into the most public spectacle as he can and doesn’t look like he’s any closer to finding her.
February 14, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Cocaine Kash turning this case about Savannah Guthrie’s mom into the most public spectacle as he can and doesn’t look like he’s any closer to finding her.
There are so many insufferable assholes on Team USA in men’s hockey.
February 14, 2026 at 9:53 PM
There are so many insufferable assholes on Team USA in men’s hockey.
Oohhh Mads, that was a bad goal to give up.
February 14, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Oohhh Mads, that was a bad goal to give up.
Can someone explain to me why he has “B. JENSEN” on his nameplate when his first name is “Nicklas?”
February 14, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Can someone explain to me why he has “B. JENSEN” on his nameplate when his first name is “Nicklas?”
That sums it up perfectly
February 14, 2026 at 8:34 PM
That sums it up perfectly
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over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
February 13, 2026 at 9:45 PM
over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
Daaaaaamn.
Wild that a sitting member of Congress, a Republican no less, feels compelled to post this.
February 13, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Daaaaaamn.
This is turning into my most popular skeet 😆
Good Lord the flight attendants swing by the collect trash like three or four times before landing at least.
February 13, 2026 at 10:34 PM
This is turning into my most popular skeet 😆
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This is something the Nazis used to do to Jewish children in the camps. It happened to a man I knew when he was a child in Auschwitz. The camp guards thought it was funny as hell.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:09 PM
This is something the Nazis used to do to Jewish children in the camps. It happened to a man I knew when he was a child in Auschwitz. The camp guards thought it was funny as hell.
Fitzgerald sure railroaded himself. Not sure how he still has a job after this epic fuckup.
February 13, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Fitzgerald sure railroaded himself. Not sure how he still has a job after this epic fuckup.
His apology to the Phillies should go something like “I'm so very, very sorry. I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, it will be a home run.”
Kinda feels like this should be a bigger scandal. I know that every day there are a dozen things that should be a scandal. But this one should be bigger.
Bondi Spying On Congressional Epstein Searches Should Be A Major Scandal
Yesterday, Attorney General Pam Bondi appeared before the House Judiciary Committee. Among the more notable exchanges was when Rep. Pramila Jayapal asked some of Jeffrey Epstein's victims who were in the audience to stand up…
Yesterday, Attorney General Pam Bondi appeared before the House Judiciary Committee. Among the more notable exchanges was when Rep. Pramila Jayapal asked some of Jeffrey Epstein's victims who were in the audience to stand up…
February 12, 2026 at 9:14 PM
His apology to the Phillies should go something like “I'm so very, very sorry. I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, it will be a home run.”
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Turning Point USA Announces Alternative Puerto Rico https://theonion.com/turning-point-usa-announces-alternative-puerto-rico/
February 12, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Turning Point USA Announces Alternative Puerto Rico https://theonion.com/turning-point-usa-announces-alternative-puerto-rico/
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"Some were as young as 13, and at least half of those taken in so far became pregnant as a result of rape, sources said."
The Trump administration is incarcerating migrant girls in, essentially, a forced pregnancy camp.
Trump administration is sending pregnant migrant girls to South Texas shelter flagged as medically inadequate
Government sources and advocates for the children worry the goal is to concentrate them in Texas, where abortion is banned.
www.kut.org
February 12, 2026 at 5:09 PM
"Some were as young as 13, and at least half of those taken in so far became pregnant as a result of rape, sources said."
Every Avs fan is hoping like hell Nate and Cale somehow bring back some Olympic mojo that magically fixes the power play because it’s been clear so far the Avs coaches have no idea what to do.
Has felt like Cale Makar’s accuracy has been off in Colorado for the last little while. It wasn’t in the first period for Canada.
February 12, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Every Avs fan is hoping like hell Nate and Cale somehow bring back some Olympic mojo that magically fixes the power play because it’s been clear so far the Avs coaches have no idea what to do.
Still Alice just destroyed me.
What's the most depressing movie you've ever seen?
And yes, even if there's a "glimmer of hope" scene at the end, it still counts as a depressing movie.
I'll go first.
What's Eating Gilbert Grape?
Depressing on about a million levels.
And yes, even if there's a "glimmer of hope" scene at the end, it still counts as a depressing movie.
I'll go first.
What's Eating Gilbert Grape?
Depressing on about a million levels.
February 12, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Still Alice just destroyed me.
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you know what hell yeah
February 12, 2026 at 6:19 AM
you know what hell yeah
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The largest Habitat for Humanity project in the West (Hope Springs in Greeley, CO) just lost $1M in federal funds.
Plans for 40 homes this year are scaled back to 20. Let's make it 21.
We've raised $40k tonight! I'll match the next fifty $5 donations: give.greeleyhabitat.org/campaigns/43...
Plans for 40 homes this year are scaled back to 20. Let's make it 21.
We've raised $40k tonight! I'll match the next fifty $5 donations: give.greeleyhabitat.org/campaigns/43...
February 12, 2026 at 4:41 AM
The largest Habitat for Humanity project in the West (Hope Springs in Greeley, CO) just lost $1M in federal funds.
Plans for 40 homes this year are scaled back to 20. Let's make it 21.
We've raised $40k tonight! I'll match the next fifty $5 donations: give.greeleyhabitat.org/campaigns/43...
Plans for 40 homes this year are scaled back to 20. Let's make it 21.
We've raised $40k tonight! I'll match the next fifty $5 donations: give.greeleyhabitat.org/campaigns/43...
I mean, I definitely didn’t like it.
Modine, who played Papa for several seasons on the hit Netflix show only needed one word to give his verdict on the Stranger Things finale.
Matthew Modine's Brutally Blunt Reaction To The 'Stranger Things' Finale Is Going Viral—And Yikes
www.comicsands.com
February 12, 2026 at 5:03 AM
I mean, I definitely didn’t like it.
Congrats to them. Sounds like the thing was a tad rigged for those stupid French competitors who don’t sound like very good people.
Team USA's Madison Chock and Evan Bates won the silver medal in the Olympic figure skating ice dance competition.
It is their first career Olympic medal in ice dance.
It is their first career Olympic medal in ice dance.
February 12, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Congrats to them. Sounds like the thing was a tad rigged for those stupid French competitors who don’t sound like very good people.
Yeah. This one.
What movie moment made you exclaim
THIS IS CINEMA
(I had a different answer yesterday)
THIS IS CINEMA
(I had a different answer yesterday)
February 12, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Yeah. This one.
Why does this fuckin’ Kanto of Apokolips wannabe keep raiding my damn timeline.
February 12, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Why does this fuckin’ Kanto of Apokolips wannabe keep raiding my damn timeline.
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Don’t forget that Minneapolis is still under siege y’all ✊✊✊
Every photo from Minneapolis looks like this. Cops decked out with guns and full tac gear facing off against people in bathrobes, parkas, and sweatpants armed only with whistles and cell phones.
Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.
Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.
February 12, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Don’t forget that Minneapolis is still under siege y’all ✊✊✊