Clare
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What did the five fingers say to the face?
HERC PARTY HERC PARTY
"Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand"

TRUFFLES AND TRUFFLE OIL

ANY OF THE LORD OF THE RINGS MOVIES

DECEMBER 1963 (OH WHAT A NIGHT)
"Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand"

MASHED POTATOES (and even worse with gravy)

REQUIEM FOR A DREAM

can't stand STAND by REM
“Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand”

Red meat - work experience in a food tech lab taking swabs in an abattoir put pay to that.

Top Gun - Honestly, Tom Cruise gives me the ick.

Mr Brightside - Shouty mindpiss.
Hotto Inu, where were you when I got laid off last year?
Hotto Inu, the mascot for Hot Staff staffing agency, is a “hot” dog who warmly supports those looking for work.
A white dog mascot with one red ear and one blue stands on a stage.
90210. Melrose Place. Gray’s Anatomy. Any of the housewives franchises except SLC.
What’s a popular show that you’ve never seen a minute of? Mine is The Real World
The Ugly Organ takes me back to the absolutely worst period of my life, so shoutout to the nice lady who caught me crying during Staying Alive and asked if I was OK.

The worst is over.
Can’t Tree Paine do something about that raccoon pelt on his head
Next Taylor Swift album, “it’s time for you to retire, honey” #NFL
They also had Perrier in glass bottles. So French.
Thank you to the sales associate at the Longchamp outlet who offered me a Perrier when she saw I was sweating to death. I’m not going to buy yet another Le Pliage when the two I already have need to be repaired but thank you!
STOP ✌️MAKING IT INTERESTING ✌️ PITT
Do they count if you went when you were a kid and you don’t really remember the trip that well?
It was thunderstorms all afternoon and early evening so all the night sets of this festival got pushed back 40 minutes. I know I’ll get a second wind when Minus the Bear comes out, but I deeply regret not taking a nap when I had the chance 😖
Sometimes there’s so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can’t take it
People are dumb. Put your shit in VSTAX and forget it exists until you’re 59 1/2.
While we’re talking about high-volume restaurants in Las Vegas, if you’ve never read the New Yorker article about the egg cooks at the Flamingo, it’s one of the most beautiful pieces of food writing I’ve ever read. www.newyorker.com/magazine/200...
What It Takes to Be a Short-Order Cook in Las Vegas
Burkhard Bilger’s 2005 piece on the short-order cooks at the Flamingo hotel, who crack well over a million eggs a year, in a city built by breakfast specials.
www.newyorker.com
I wanted to see if she’d say that!!!!
I refrained from asking my waitress for “pancakes in the Age of Enlightenment” a la Steven Wright/Swingers
No, but I believe it.
To the cab driver who took me to the Peppermill this afternoon, if I’m texting the entire time and answering you in single-word sentences, please learn to read the room.
I somehow found the only bar in Las Vegas that doesn’t have sports on and I’m fine with that
QWOP ass reception
Wan'Dale Robinson, rag doll physics
The couple next to me on the plane are watching the Phillies game. They were grousing about the poor defense and I realized they were complaining about the Dodgers! There’s gonna be a rumble in row 9 A-C.