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Clare
@missclare.bsky.social
“Low-grade abnormal”
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What did the five fingers say to the face?
Two crunchy Del Tacos, a cheddar quesadilla, and a root beer
Being a Princess Diana stan
Engagement farming posts
I think it’s very important that everyone have at least one tacky thing they love unabashedly
December 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I am going to lie down in the middle of Scottsdale Road and whatever happens to me, I’m fine with it
December 9, 2025 at 4:50 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 4:04 AM
D O I N G G G G G
December 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I only have myself to blame, but I ordered delivery from Wonder, and yet again, despite putting explicit directions to find my place in the app, the driver got lost and left my food...somewhere.
December 6, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I knew I existed in the Blueyverse, now I know I exist in the Smiling Friendsiverse too.
December 4, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I can't WAIT to bring this article to my cardiologist appointment tomorrow
December 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
YES CARLOS!!!
a woman singing into a microphone with red lips
Alt: Sade sings Smooth Operator
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM
If Carlos can pull this out (phrasing) I will be so happy for him
November 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
UGHHHHHHH NICO NOOOOOOOOOOO
November 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Who’s this cornball Holly Rowe is interviewing
November 30, 2025 at 4:33 AM
He’s in the CDW red zone!
why was there a cat on the field in Oklahoma
November 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Hell yeah
@missclare.bsky.social has swears! They've used 115 profanities in their last 1,251 posts.

🥇 "shit" (24 times)
🥈 "ass" (14 times)
🥉 "fuck" (13 times)
November 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
@profanity.accountant your assessment please
November 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Thank god that’s over. I’m gonna go work through some feelings at Wegmans.
November 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
AJ BROWN PUTTING THIS TEAM ON HIS MF BACK
November 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
OK ARTHUR JUAN I SEE YOU
November 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I need to go to the supermarket. How much longer do I have to watch this Eagles game 😑
November 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Oh I have that same shirt from Madewell! Twins!
when your nan knows you’re lying
November 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
POLL: When you make your Black Friday Thanksgiving leftover sandwich for breakfast, do you reheat your turkey or do you eat it cold?
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
A biopic about Saints Francis and Clare, but done as a buddy comedy.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Zip it, queen
In leaked audio recordings, Peter Thiel reveals he told JD Vance to ignore Pope Leo XIV on moral issues, including the development of ethical AI. He also suggested the American pope was a tool of the Antichrist.
NEW: JD Vance’s Top Donor Suggests Pope Leo XIV is Antichrist
In a leaked lecture, Peter Thiel says he’s urged Vance to ignore the pope on moral questions — and simply pray for him.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Rolls. What is the point of rolls? They take up valuable stomach real estate you could be using for dessert.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Reposted by Clare
Roses are red
Lions are noble
November 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM