Your work is great but I had no idea the inside of an F-35 was so…gross 😬
December 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Your work is great but I had no idea the inside of an F-35 was so…gross 😬
He comes out of a CAGE, you philistine
December 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
He comes out of a CAGE, you philistine
*turns folding chair around backwards* You know who else did his best work coming out of a cave?
December 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
*turns folding chair around backwards* You know who else did his best work coming out of a cave?
Lea Michele would be so pissed off if she could read this comment
December 12, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Lea Michele would be so pissed off if she could read this comment
I hope you hit her with the “that doesn’t sound very Christ-like”
December 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I hope you hit her with the “that doesn’t sound very Christ-like”
HOW is that Cessna 172 lookin ass plane 15.11?!?!
December 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
HOW is that Cessna 172 lookin ass plane 15.11?!?!
I hope a pebble gets caught in your shoe every day, forever
December 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I hope a pebble gets caught in your shoe every day, forever
Yes, but it’s a fun way to learn who you are as a person. People whose backgrounds are just a blank wall (or a collection of tchochkies from Homegoods, which is even worse) make me sad.
December 8, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Yes, but it’s a fun way to learn who you are as a person. People whose backgrounds are just a blank wall (or a collection of tchochkies from Homegoods, which is even worse) make me sad.
They will never know waking up feeling the cheeziest, coach
December 8, 2025 at 6:19 AM
They will never know waking up feeling the cheeziest, coach
I just realized one of my favorite “vegetarian going through a hard time” recipes is from Peace Meals, the Junior League of Houston’s cookbook.
December 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I just realized one of my favorite “vegetarian going through a hard time” recipes is from Peace Meals, the Junior League of Houston’s cookbook.
It’s in the Heaviside Layer
December 6, 2025 at 3:38 AM
It’s in the Heaviside Layer
I hope whoever got my food enjoyed it! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
December 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I hope whoever got my food enjoyed it! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
that is not a cat, that is a bag of soup
December 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
that is not a cat, that is a bag of soup