Planet Marge
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Best-selling author of "Every Flaky Idea I've Ever Had"
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Planet Marge
@planetmarge.bsky.social
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Mister Herbert Hoover
Says that now's the time to buy
So let's have another cup o' coffee
And let's have another piece o' pie!
[lyrics by Irving Berlin]
Says that now's the time to buy
So let's have another cup o' coffee
And let's have another piece o' pie!
[lyrics by Irving Berlin]
Always get enraged when I see a sign spelled Laundermat. The correct spelling is Laundromat! Please fix it!
December 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Always get enraged when I see a sign spelled Laundermat. The correct spelling is Laundromat! Please fix it!
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The only time I think soup is an acceptable dinner option is when I’m sick. Other than that, strictly a lunch option. I will not be taking questions at this time 😂
December 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The only time I think soup is an acceptable dinner option is when I’m sick. Other than that, strictly a lunch option. I will not be taking questions at this time 😂
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Here are four of my most popular cartoons on 2025
December 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Here are four of my most popular cartoons on 2025
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
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Hate when this guy shows up in my feed
December 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Hate when this guy shows up in my feed
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You know something I don’t understand?
Golf course “views”.
I’ve never looked out a window at a soulless expanse of cultivated grass with a golf course on it and thought, “oh yeah that’s relaxing!”
Maybe the ones in Scotland or something but not in Boca.
Golf course “views”.
I’ve never looked out a window at a soulless expanse of cultivated grass with a golf course on it and thought, “oh yeah that’s relaxing!”
Maybe the ones in Scotland or something but not in Boca.
December 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
You know something I don’t understand?
Golf course “views”.
I’ve never looked out a window at a soulless expanse of cultivated grass with a golf course on it and thought, “oh yeah that’s relaxing!”
Maybe the ones in Scotland or something but not in Boca.
Golf course “views”.
I’ve never looked out a window at a soulless expanse of cultivated grass with a golf course on it and thought, “oh yeah that’s relaxing!”
Maybe the ones in Scotland or something but not in Boca.
Longing for the day when we read "Radical Left Scum" and it only refers to impacted earwax in the left ear
December 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Longing for the day when we read "Radical Left Scum" and it only refers to impacted earwax in the left ear
Reading people's gloomy stories of their many Christmas disappointments and I feel sorry for all of them, but at least it gives me a well-earned break from watching earwax removal videos
December 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Reading people's gloomy stories of their many Christmas disappointments and I feel sorry for all of them, but at least it gives me a well-earned break from watching earwax removal videos
![[With apologies to Robert Frost]
Whose laundromat I do not know
They live in Greenwich Village though
They will not see me schlepping here
To fill their tanks with Ivory Snow
My laundry cart must think it queer
To tip with the machine so near
Between the socks and dirty jeans
The darkest evening of the year
The washer gives a dreadful shake
To ask if there is some mistake
The only other sound's the clank
Of quarters falling in the tank
The washer has my socks to keep
While I have to unload this heap
And loads to dry before I sleep
And loads to dry before I sleep](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7w72ezk6rujfvtbunkhg2tlv/bafkreihg4w53aieyz354kfl3drd4pf46feizkfcq5xozcfbypggcecw5o4@jpeg)
A "Dasher" delivered my DoorDash, but where were all of the other Reindeer?
December 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
A "Dasher" delivered my DoorDash, but where were all of the other Reindeer?
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Just a reminder of August in the garden from 5 years ago on this blustery damp December day.
December 9, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Just a reminder of August in the garden from 5 years ago on this blustery damp December day.
The Lacoste flagship store should be on the Chomps-Elysées
(get it? crocodile logo? chomps? okay, I give up)
(get it? crocodile logo? chomps? okay, I give up)
December 3, 2025 at 11:19 AM
The Lacoste flagship store should be on the Chomps-Elysées
(get it? crocodile logo? chomps? okay, I give up)
(get it? crocodile logo? chomps? okay, I give up)
4:00 pm is the new 8:00 pm
December 2, 2025 at 9:11 PM
4:00 pm is the new 8:00 pm
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(character in a netflix show) well here we are, at the abandoned mall. if that mysterious phone call we got earlier was right, we'll find the key that opens that safe we found out contains a map we need, in order to locate a device which, you'll recall, could be the cause of recent events, such as t
November 22, 2025 at 10:21 AM
(character in a netflix show) well here we are, at the abandoned mall. if that mysterious phone call we got earlier was right, we'll find the key that opens that safe we found out contains a map we need, in order to locate a device which, you'll recall, could be the cause of recent events, such as t
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If we had to hear “Baby Shark” everywhere we went for two whole months out of the year we’d throw a fit, right?
And rightfully so.
So tell me, why do we put up with it when the song is “Frosty the Snowman”?
And rightfully so.
So tell me, why do we put up with it when the song is “Frosty the Snowman”?
November 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
If we had to hear “Baby Shark” everywhere we went for two whole months out of the year we’d throw a fit, right?
And rightfully so.
So tell me, why do we put up with it when the song is “Frosty the Snowman”?
And rightfully so.
So tell me, why do we put up with it when the song is “Frosty the Snowman”?
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Speaking of Christmas, I thought of you and your strange relationship with Hallmark movies. Apparently there is now a reality show about who gets to star in the next one. My wife is obsessed and we aren't even at Thanksgiving.
November 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Speaking of Christmas, I thought of you and your strange relationship with Hallmark movies. Apparently there is now a reality show about who gets to star in the next one. My wife is obsessed and we aren't even at Thanksgiving.
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A little brainteaser I wrote:
Writing 'not unlike' is not unlike writing 'like', unlike writing 'unlike', which, unlike writing 'not unlike', is not like writing 'like'.
#WritingCommunity #BookSky #WriteSky #WordPlay
Writing 'not unlike' is not unlike writing 'like', unlike writing 'unlike', which, unlike writing 'not unlike', is not like writing 'like'.
#WritingCommunity #BookSky #WriteSky #WordPlay
November 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
A little brainteaser I wrote:
Writing 'not unlike' is not unlike writing 'like', unlike writing 'unlike', which, unlike writing 'not unlike', is not like writing 'like'.
#WritingCommunity #BookSky #WriteSky #WordPlay
Writing 'not unlike' is not unlike writing 'like', unlike writing 'unlike', which, unlike writing 'not unlike', is not like writing 'like'.
#WritingCommunity #BookSky #WriteSky #WordPlay
Sometimes a song about a giant squid isn't really about a giant squid
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I Crush Everything
YouTube video by Jonathan Coulton - Topic
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November 17, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Sometimes a song about a giant squid isn't really about a giant squid
youtu.be/Epw406btNTw?...
youtu.be/Epw406btNTw?...
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republicans believe poor people deserve to suffer because they're lazy and weak, whereas the democrats have a much lengthier explanation
November 15, 2025 at 10:34 AM
republicans believe poor people deserve to suffer because they're lazy and weak, whereas the democrats have a much lengthier explanation
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Hulu bothered to make, or acquire, an original Christmas movie, so it’s shame it was lifeless, and poorly named, JOY TO THE WORLD, a charmless CHRISTMAS IN CONNECTICUT take. Zero chemistry and paint by numbers script (just like CMM’s “art”). Only good thing is making me appreciate what Hallmark does
November 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Hulu bothered to make, or acquire, an original Christmas movie, so it’s shame it was lifeless, and poorly named, JOY TO THE WORLD, a charmless CHRISTMAS IN CONNECTICUT take. Zero chemistry and paint by numbers script (just like CMM’s “art”). Only good thing is making me appreciate what Hallmark does
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It all would have been much easier if, as would have happened if we were remotely a serious country, it all ended with the Access Hollywood interview.
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 AM
It all would have been much easier if, as would have happened if we were remotely a serious country, it all ended with the Access Hollywood interview.
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very lovely day in alexandria, va. this morning
November 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
very lovely day in alexandria, va. this morning
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Someone threw a huge bottle of omega-3 pills at me
But I only suffered super fish oil injuries
But I only suffered super fish oil injuries
October 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Someone threw a huge bottle of omega-3 pills at me
But I only suffered super fish oil injuries
But I only suffered super fish oil injuries