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Next Superbowl halftime should include a recreation of the confederate surrender at Appomattox while Jefferson Davis flees the scene dressed as an old lady.
February 9, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Next Superbowl halftime should include a recreation of the confederate surrender at Appomattox while Jefferson Davis flees the scene dressed as an old lady.
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You ever sit back and just think about what an enormous impact puppets have had on your life? It’s pretty wild if you really give it some thought.
February 9, 2026 at 3:34 PM
You ever sit back and just think about what an enormous impact puppets have had on your life? It’s pretty wild if you really give it some thought.
Just a thought, but if your spread eagle doesn’t look as sharp, effortless and daring as Boitano’s, then please do not include it in your program.
February 9, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Just a thought, but if your spread eagle doesn’t look as sharp, effortless and daring as Boitano’s, then please do not include it in your program.
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If media could stop calling Bad Bunny’s halftime show “controversial,” that would be great. Because there were 135 million people who watched it and danced, and then there were four million white people who believe that singing in Spanish in *Santa Clara* is an affront to their supposed supremacy.
February 9, 2026 at 1:22 PM
If media could stop calling Bad Bunny’s halftime show “controversial,” that would be great. Because there were 135 million people who watched it and danced, and then there were four million white people who believe that singing in Spanish in *Santa Clara* is an affront to their supposed supremacy.
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Every instance of "AI democratizes the arts, you're classist and ableist and a gatekeeper for trying to stop it" is a slap in the face to the literally centuries of poor, disabled people making art on the margins and a crass lie in service of a machine that strips down and regurgitates dreams
February 6, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Every instance of "AI democratizes the arts, you're classist and ableist and a gatekeeper for trying to stop it" is a slap in the face to the literally centuries of poor, disabled people making art on the margins and a crass lie in service of a machine that strips down and regurgitates dreams
I said essentially the same thing during Nagano
Tara Lipinski saying, “I’m so bad at this. How am I still here?!” Girl, that’s exactly why!
February 6, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I said essentially the same thing during Nagano
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The thing that drives me most crazy about the pearl-clutching over the "adult humour" on #TheMuppetShow special is that in the 70s and 80s, people understood that you can get away with "dirty" jokes as long they go over the kids' heads, and now everyone is an absolutely miserable loser.
February 6, 2026 at 12:51 PM
The thing that drives me most crazy about the pearl-clutching over the "adult humour" on #TheMuppetShow special is that in the 70s and 80s, people understood that you can get away with "dirty" jokes as long they go over the kids' heads, and now everyone is an absolutely miserable loser.
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:
-The Disney Empire
-Third-wave Feminism in the Literary Imagination: Chick Lit 101
-Introduction to Old English
-Swedish
-The Body in Western Christianity
-The Disney Empire
-Third-wave Feminism in the Literary Imagination: Chick Lit 101
-Introduction to Old English
-Swedish
-The Body in Western Christianity
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:
Modern Mysticism
History of the American Musical
Noir in Film and Literature
The Art of the Interview
Imaginary Women
Modern Mysticism
History of the American Musical
Noir in Film and Literature
The Art of the Interview
Imaginary Women
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:
The Movie Star in Cinema and Society
The Bible as Literature
Children's Literature
The Middle Class in Fiction and Film
Freaks
The Movie Star in Cinema and Society
The Bible as Literature
Children's Literature
The Middle Class in Fiction and Film
Freaks
January 31, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:
-The Disney Empire
-Third-wave Feminism in the Literary Imagination: Chick Lit 101
-Introduction to Old English
-Swedish
-The Body in Western Christianity
-The Disney Empire
-Third-wave Feminism in the Literary Imagination: Chick Lit 101
-Introduction to Old English
-Swedish
-The Body in Western Christianity
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One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
January 25, 2026 at 10:39 PM
One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
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snide smug "America has always been like this" shit is so fuckin caustic. yeah sure you're the only person who has the right theoretical lens for the long arc of history. go ahead and feel fuckin superior about that and shirk responsibility for a better future. post away. have a good time. fuck you.
January 24, 2026 at 7:33 PM
snide smug "America has always been like this" shit is so fuckin caustic. yeah sure you're the only person who has the right theoretical lens for the long arc of history. go ahead and feel fuckin superior about that and shirk responsibility for a better future. post away. have a good time. fuck you.
“This free skate to Creep” is just not a phrase I’d ever thought I’d hear
(I hate it)
(I hate it)
January 11, 2026 at 3:42 AM
“This free skate to Creep” is just not a phrase I’d ever thought I’d hear
(I hate it)
(I hate it)
That was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to watch. Jason remains an icon of the sport, but it’s time to retire
January 11, 2026 at 3:39 AM
That was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to watch. Jason remains an icon of the sport, but it’s time to retire
My kingdom for a male figure skater who can do a spread eagle half as well as they did 30 years ago
January 11, 2026 at 2:49 AM
My kingdom for a male figure skater who can do a spread eagle half as well as they did 30 years ago
What a joy these three ladies are. These last 20 years have felt so long and so hopeless. Knowing there is a legit chance that not only our podium drought could end but also our gold drought could be just a bad memory…well I’m just so happy
January 10, 2026 at 4:29 AM
What a joy these three ladies are. These last 20 years have felt so long and so hopeless. Knowing there is a legit chance that not only our podium drought could end but also our gold drought could be just a bad memory…well I’m just so happy
Watching the Nationals and then turning on The Traitors and it’s just…
Johnny and Tara Shut the Fuck Up Challenge: impossible
Johnny and Tara Shut the Fuck Up Challenge: impossible
January 9, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Watching the Nationals and then turning on The Traitors and it’s just…
Johnny and Tara Shut the Fuck Up Challenge: impossible
Johnny and Tara Shut the Fuck Up Challenge: impossible
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Prior Lake is the Twin Cities suburb where the Leeman family home for DROP DEAD GORGEOUS (1999) was filmed
January 8, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Prior Lake is the Twin Cities suburb where the Leeman family home for DROP DEAD GORGEOUS (1999) was filmed
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I didn't know my capacity for rage was so expansive.
January 8, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I didn't know my capacity for rage was so expansive.
More babies should be named Esther.
January 8, 2026 at 3:47 PM
More babies should be named Esther.
Woke up to find that despite a new year, it’s the same me.
2026 already disappointing
2026 already disappointing
January 1, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Woke up to find that despite a new year, it’s the same me.
2026 already disappointing
2026 already disappointing
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Everything alive in the Devonian period tried too hard. “Ooo, look at me, I’m a weird elongated pentagon” Shut up!
March 30, 2024 at 5:52 AM
Everything alive in the Devonian period tried too hard. “Ooo, look at me, I’m a weird elongated pentagon” Shut up!