Berto
@robhern.bsky.social
Theatre geek. Horror fan. Comic book nerd. Constantly hangry. Cat dad. Collector of records.
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🐦: DryBertini
February 11, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Same energy while watching me shovel
February 11, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Same energy while watching me shovel
If I don’t look outside, then I don’t have to shovel. Right? 🫣
February 11, 2026 at 1:35 PM
If I don’t look outside, then I don’t have to shovel. Right? 🫣
Did I just grab some delivered packages without putting pants on first? Possibly.
February 11, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Did I just grab some delivered packages without putting pants on first? Possibly.
Sequel time.
My mom & I always had a preference for Return to the Blue Lagoon simply bc we liked that an educated, capable woman better prepared the kids for life.
My mom & I always had a preference for Return to the Blue Lagoon simply bc we liked that an educated, capable woman better prepared the kids for life.
February 10, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Sequel time.
My mom & I always had a preference for Return to the Blue Lagoon simply bc we liked that an educated, capable woman better prepared the kids for life.
My mom & I always had a preference for Return to the Blue Lagoon simply bc we liked that an educated, capable woman better prepared the kids for life.
February 10, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Gave myself a tension headache from stressing out at the vet. Life is great. So great.
February 9, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Gave myself a tension headache from stressing out at the vet. Life is great. So great.
My Super Bowl was watching Lady of Burlesque and then putting on Best in Show.
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
My Super Bowl was watching Lady of Burlesque and then putting on Best in Show.
Who is the Super Bowl halftime performer (wrong answers only)
February 9, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Who is the Super Bowl halftime performer (wrong answers only)
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Happy 30th birthday to the episode of Murder She Wrote in which the cast of Friends murder each other but not as thoroughly as Angela Lansbury murders the premise of their show
February 8, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Happy 30th birthday to the episode of Murder She Wrote in which the cast of Friends murder each other but not as thoroughly as Angela Lansbury murders the premise of their show
Don’t mind me… just crying while watching the women’s free skate.
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February 8, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Don’t mind me… just crying while watching the women’s free skate.
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“I will always do my job. So maybe ask your supervisor why they didn’t do their job.”
“I will always do my job. So maybe ask your supervisor why they didn’t do their job.”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“Ask your partner what to do, I’m not repeating myself anymore.”
“Ask your partner what to do, I’m not repeating myself anymore.”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“Where’s your references page? You need to double check apa format.”
“Where’s your references page? You need to double check apa format.”
February 8, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“I will always do my job. So maybe ask your supervisor why they didn’t do their job.”
“I will always do my job. So maybe ask your supervisor why they didn’t do their job.”
Decided to wait for Guffman tonight 🥲
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February 8, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Decided to wait for Guffman tonight 🥲
Glad I wasn’t the only who thought this 😅
It’s nice to se that someone at the Olympics is a fan of DanDaDan.
February 7, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Glad I wasn’t the only who thought this 😅
Smash. Now and forever.
February 6, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Smash. Now and forever.
5-8 inches of snow tomorrow, but I’ll be playing my first D&D game. Kinda cool?
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February 6, 2026 at 4:27 PM
5-8 inches of snow tomorrow, but I’ll be playing my first D&D game. Kinda cool?
It’s been 84 years since I played a video game. Need Nintendo to release a new Mario or classic-style Pokémon game for the Switch 😭
Manifesting another Princess Peach game 🙏🏼
Manifesting another Princess Peach game 🙏🏼
February 5, 2026 at 3:16 PM
It’s been 84 years since I played a video game. Need Nintendo to release a new Mario or classic-style Pokémon game for the Switch 😭
Manifesting another Princess Peach game 🙏🏼
Manifesting another Princess Peach game 🙏🏼
Revisiting this 1994 made-for-tv movie
February 5, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Revisiting this 1994 made-for-tv movie
Sabrina Carpenter singing with chickens in a bar makes me want to hear her sing “Bushel and a Peck”
February 4, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Sabrina Carpenter singing with chickens in a bar makes me want to hear her sing “Bushel and a Peck”
I have added “… then I’d have nice things” to just about anything I long for over the years.
February 4, 2026 at 4:45 PM
I have added “… then I’d have nice things” to just about anything I long for over the years.
Aladdin 🤝 Jean Valjean
February 4, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Aladdin 🤝 Jean Valjean
“I love you, daddy” 😭😭
February 4, 2026 at 2:07 AM
“I love you, daddy” 😭😭
Ursula calling Ariel “the little tramp!” kills me 😂
February 4, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Ursula calling Ariel “the little tramp!” kills me 😂
Glass of whiskey & The Little Mermaid while I finally organize my Playbills.
February 4, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Glass of whiskey & The Little Mermaid while I finally organize my Playbills.