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@misonnyside.bsky.social
Michigander. Academic. Cookie Monster. Theme Park Lover. Band Nerd. Tiki Obsessed. AvGeek. Transit Gay. ESC is my religion. Bit slutty and maybe NSFW. ADHD. He/Him.
👬: @micarebear.bsky.social

@misonnyside on basically all platforms
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I can do this one! Games are not my thing. Books though… 🫣
There’s a three part LinkedIn post in here about being a corporate reply guy for the correct person
sometimes I read comments under our CEO’s weekly check in posts and roll my eyes cuz it’s like Susie he’s never gonna notice you, but then I’ll reply guy here - really makes you think
December 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Oh the narcissism of a basic white city gay on social media…

::mute::
December 9, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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Christmas is so pretty when you have autism.

…astigmatism.
December 9, 2025 at 4:57 AM
My coworker read us for having three Christmas trees: “…I don’t know a single gay man with one tree…”

@micarebear.bsky.social’s theory is that trees are camp and Christmas decorations are putting your house in drag
December 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Working with a student on an independent project and I needed to copy and paste his text into a new document because he’s German and word thinks it’s in German and is literally marking every word as being spelled wrong 🥴
December 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
When @paulificent.bsky.social asks me why I’m not wearing a flannel for holiday spirit week at work
a woman wearing a green dress and a green hat is sitting on a couch with her hand on her chest .
ALT: a woman wearing a green dress and a green hat is sitting on a couch with her hand on her chest .
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
::gay kid falling behind running laps in gym class with their slightly homophobic pe teacher::

“GIDDY UP, JINGLE HORSE!! PICK UP YOUR FEET!!”
December 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I malicious complianced the final “paper” in this administrative theory class.

When you give me an assignment that is so restrictive and basically eliminates all critical thought - I hope you enjoy reading 14 pages of exactly what you asked for.

So fucking glad this class is done 🥴
December 7, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Varför är nordiska män??? 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨
December 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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pornhub dot com sub category:
December 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
So what diagnosis do I have that I fall asleep listening to air disaster episodes every night? 🫣😅
December 5, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I was given permission today to use the stove in our demonstration kitchen at work 😌
December 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
“Tell me a story, Thomas. Tell me what has happened. Tell me what is going to happen."
two men are sitting next to each other on a bus and one of them is talking about john wayne 's teeth
ALT: two men are sitting next to each other on a bus and one of them is talking about john wayne 's teeth
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Now these are cute. And the fact that I’m still thinking about that poop from a butt Swiss roll on a dirty paper plate ad to bring it back after 3 days 😭
December 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits:
(Miss Polansky from accounts receivable, Miss Wong from mimeograph, and Miss Della Hoya from petty cash)
December 3, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I have a case of the yaps today… three people have stopped by my office to ask a question and I keep yapping at them for no reason

I’m such a jibber jabberer
December 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
We started watching the soft-core porn tv show about the boy aquarium tonight

10/10 big fan 🍆
December 2, 2025 at 4:54 AM
December 1st! Creamy Shits to all who celebrate 🎄🎅🏻☃️
December 1, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Once again I’m reminded of why some of you get the mute 👀
I occasionally click this and then I’m like “yeaaaaah that’s why they’re muted”
December 1, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I feel like I should send her a picture of my chocolate raspberry Yule log 😅
November 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The audacity
November 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨

39 😌🥴
November 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I feel like Bluesky would appreciate seeing the types of convos @bionicslingshot.bsky.social and I have 😂
November 29, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I miss my mother desperately… but I do not miss this. Bitch, I don’t know 😭😭😭
does anyone know what I want for Christmas so I can get my mother to stop asking me for a list of things I want for Christmas
November 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
November 28, 2025 at 5:02 AM