Santa’s Third Ho
@micarebear.bsky.social
I’m a pumpkin-spiced loser. AuDHD. Sad boy summer, autumn, winter, spring. I like crows.
👨🏼🤝👨🏻 He/Him
👨🏼🤝👨🏻 He/Him
Christmas is so pretty when you have autism.
…astigmatism.
…astigmatism.
December 9, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Christmas is so pretty when you have autism.
…astigmatism.
…astigmatism.
I forget how much I love “Let It Snow”.
December 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I forget how much I love “Let It Snow”.
I have reoccurring Google Meet-ings where my microphone consistently doesn’t work. I’ve personally bought a new headset. I’ve tried different ports, everything ends up failing.
It really pisses me off that their way of telling me is calling me “Chipmunk Tim”.
It really pisses me off that their way of telling me is calling me “Chipmunk Tim”.
December 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I have reoccurring Google Meet-ings where my microphone consistently doesn’t work. I’ve personally bought a new headset. I’ve tried different ports, everything ends up failing.
It really pisses me off that their way of telling me is calling me “Chipmunk Tim”.
It really pisses me off that their way of telling me is calling me “Chipmunk Tim”.
I’m embarrassed to admit I have more than 150 board games and I’ve probably played less than 30
December 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I’m embarrassed to admit I have more than 150 board games and I’ve probably played less than 30
I don’t know how else to describe this, but I want to be intimately vulnerable
December 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I don’t know how else to describe this, but I want to be intimately vulnerable
Boy aquarium ep 3 broken my heart
December 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Boy aquarium ep 3 broken my heart
Leftover cream & butter mixture from my terrine got turned into Alfredo sauce and y’all might as well call me Mama Cosí at this point.
December 6, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Leftover cream & butter mixture from my terrine got turned into Alfredo sauce and y’all might as well call me Mama Cosí at this point.
Joke’s on you, Amazing Race, I’m just gonna be stimming to “Galop Infernal” from Jacques Offenbach’s “Orphée aux enfers” for a year now.
a cartoon of spongebob and mrs. krabs standing next to each other
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob and mrs. krabs standing next to each other
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Joke’s on you, Amazing Race, I’m just gonna be stimming to “Galop Infernal” from Jacques Offenbach’s “Orphée aux enfers” for a year now.
It’d be a real shame if someone kissed me right now
December 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
It’d be a real shame if someone kissed me right now
I hate myself today, like real.
December 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I hate myself today, like real.
If y’all ain’t got nice things to say about the spicy boy aquarium, keep your mouth shut.
December 3, 2025 at 4:50 AM
If y’all ain’t got nice things to say about the spicy boy aquarium, keep your mouth shut.
Instead of “no ai” as the main rhetoric, maybe we can try “ethical ai” ?
December 2, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Instead of “no ai” as the main rhetoric, maybe we can try “ethical ai” ?
Everyone propagating the side discourse makes me lol (and here I am doing the same)
Y’all bringing more attention to it than is necessary, with many being performative
Gays are fucking bitches and no one is free from this accusation
Y’all bringing more attention to it than is necessary, with many being performative
Gays are fucking bitches and no one is free from this accusation
December 1, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Everyone propagating the side discourse makes me lol (and here I am doing the same)
Y’all bringing more attention to it than is necessary, with many being performative
Gays are fucking bitches and no one is free from this accusation
Y’all bringing more attention to it than is necessary, with many being performative
Gays are fucking bitches and no one is free from this accusation
Update; I hate winter
November 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Update; I hate winter
I will bottom for whoever comes and clears my driveway
November 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I will bottom for whoever comes and clears my driveway
Anyone want to massage my bum ankle?
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Anyone want to massage my bum ankle?
To goon or nut to goon; that is the question
November 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
To goon or nut to goon; that is the question
Whole ass conversation about the parade and yet nobody is coming over to get stuffed.
Anyone wanna role play the thanksgiving day parade tomorrow? It goes on for a few hours and ends with Santa coming.
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Whole ass conversation about the parade and yet nobody is coming over to get stuffed.
Anyone wanna role play the thanksgiving day parade tomorrow? It goes on for a few hours and ends with Santa coming.
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Anyone wanna role play the thanksgiving day parade tomorrow? It goes on for a few hours and ends with Santa coming.
Finally finished work today 😩
Won’t get this time back though 😩
Won’t get this time back though 😩
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Finally finished work today 😩
Won’t get this time back though 😩
Won’t get this time back though 😩
You saw me staring from across the bar, we made eye contact, I looked away rapidly. I’m too shy; if you want to talk, you’re gonna have to initiate it.
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 AM
You saw me staring from across the bar, we made eye contact, I looked away rapidly. I’m too shy; if you want to talk, you’re gonna have to initiate it.
I know they say “don’t judge a book by its cover” but I have this problem where I forget how to read when I’m in a bookstore (museums also) and can’t process anything but pictures
November 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I know they say “don’t judge a book by its cover” but I have this problem where I forget how to read when I’m in a bookstore (museums also) and can’t process anything but pictures
FCF is nice because I love seeing those hogs, but I could also use some friends cuddle fridays. 🥺👉👈
November 21, 2025 at 1:06 PM
FCF is nice because I love seeing those hogs, but I could also use some friends cuddle fridays. 🥺👉👈
ADHD post:
Why do mustaches look so sit-on-able?
What do you mean they have a tunnel for the car pool lane?? (Car-pool tunnel) (because my arm hurts)
Do yall ever think about how many times a day men touch their wieners (non-seggs). I love my lil guy.
Why do mustaches look so sit-on-able?
What do you mean they have a tunnel for the car pool lane?? (Car-pool tunnel) (because my arm hurts)
Do yall ever think about how many times a day men touch their wieners (non-seggs). I love my lil guy.
November 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
ADHD post:
Why do mustaches look so sit-on-able?
What do you mean they have a tunnel for the car pool lane?? (Car-pool tunnel) (because my arm hurts)
Do yall ever think about how many times a day men touch their wieners (non-seggs). I love my lil guy.
Why do mustaches look so sit-on-able?
What do you mean they have a tunnel for the car pool lane?? (Car-pool tunnel) (because my arm hurts)
Do yall ever think about how many times a day men touch their wieners (non-seggs). I love my lil guy.
Wet fur Wednesday?
November 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Wet fur Wednesday?