Call me Goody Proctor
@micarebear.bsky.social
I’m a pumpkin-spiced loser. AuDHD. Sad boy summer, autumn, winter, spring. I like crows.
👨🏼🤝👨🏻 He/Him
👨🏼🤝👨🏻 He/Him
Anyone want to massage my bum ankle?
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Anyone want to massage my bum ankle?
To goon or nut to goon; that is the question
November 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
To goon or nut to goon; that is the question
Whole ass conversation about the parade and yet nobody is coming over to get stuffed.
Anyone wanna role play the thanksgiving day parade tomorrow? It goes on for a few hours and ends with Santa coming.
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Whole ass conversation about the parade and yet nobody is coming over to get stuffed.
Anyone wanna role play the thanksgiving day parade tomorrow? It goes on for a few hours and ends with Santa coming.
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Anyone wanna role play the thanksgiving day parade tomorrow? It goes on for a few hours and ends with Santa coming.
Finally finished work today 😩
Won’t get this time back though 😩
Won’t get this time back though 😩
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Finally finished work today 😩
Won’t get this time back though 😩
Won’t get this time back though 😩
You saw me staring from across the bar, we made eye contact, I looked away rapidly. I’m too shy; if you want to talk, you’re gonna have to initiate it.
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 AM
You saw me staring from across the bar, we made eye contact, I looked away rapidly. I’m too shy; if you want to talk, you’re gonna have to initiate it.
I know they say “don’t judge a book by its cover” but I have this problem where I forget how to read when I’m in a bookstore (museums also) and can’t process anything but pictures
November 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I know they say “don’t judge a book by its cover” but I have this problem where I forget how to read when I’m in a bookstore (museums also) and can’t process anything but pictures
FCF is nice because I love seeing those hogs, but I could also use some friends cuddle fridays. 🥺👉👈
November 21, 2025 at 1:06 PM
FCF is nice because I love seeing those hogs, but I could also use some friends cuddle fridays. 🥺👉👈
ADHD post:
Why do mustaches look so sit-on-able?
What do you mean they have a tunnel for the car pool lane?? (Car-pool tunnel) (because my arm hurts)
Do yall ever think about how many times a day men touch their wieners (non-seggs). I love my lil guy.
Why do mustaches look so sit-on-able?
What do you mean they have a tunnel for the car pool lane?? (Car-pool tunnel) (because my arm hurts)
Do yall ever think about how many times a day men touch their wieners (non-seggs). I love my lil guy.
November 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
ADHD post:
Why do mustaches look so sit-on-able?
What do you mean they have a tunnel for the car pool lane?? (Car-pool tunnel) (because my arm hurts)
Do yall ever think about how many times a day men touch their wieners (non-seggs). I love my lil guy.
Why do mustaches look so sit-on-able?
What do you mean they have a tunnel for the car pool lane?? (Car-pool tunnel) (because my arm hurts)
Do yall ever think about how many times a day men touch their wieners (non-seggs). I love my lil guy.
Wet fur Wednesday?
November 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Wet fur Wednesday?
The opening line to Les Misérables is also very applicable to Jurassic Park.
November 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM
The opening line to Les Misérables is also very applicable to Jurassic Park.
No spoilers please 🩷💚
November 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
No spoilers please 🩷💚
I’ve a cold but am extremely hydrated 💦💦
November 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I’ve a cold but am extremely hydrated 💦💦
Goon a movie?
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Goon
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Goon
Goon a movie.
Goon Girl
Goon Girl
Goon a movie.
Goon in 60 Seconds
Goon in 60 Seconds
November 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Goon a movie?
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Goon
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Goon
Not a single one of yous coming out to make a “call me future” joke???
November 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Not a single one of yous coming out to make a “call me future” joke???
But I’m having wet dreams?
November 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
But I’m having wet dreams?
I had told myself I wouldn’t be in my job at the end of 2025… and it’s looking like I’m gonna be letting myself down.
November 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I had told myself I wouldn’t be in my job at the end of 2025… and it’s looking like I’m gonna be letting myself down.
Marry me and get a lunatic who harvested municipal cone flowers to collect seeds
November 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Marry me and get a lunatic who harvested municipal cone flowers to collect seeds
Offering my balls holding services
November 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Offering my balls holding services
I miss her so much 🥺
November 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I miss her so much 🥺
Going home is going to be difficult.
November 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Going home is going to be difficult.
The best, best girl.
I’m crushed and gutted right now. You were the best dog I’ve ever had. You know how much your daddies love you. Say hi to grandma. Till next time, Bella Boo 💔
November 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The best, best girl.
I might not have the biggest pumpkin in the pumpkin patch, but it sure does contain a ton of seeds.
October 31, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I might not have the biggest pumpkin in the pumpkin patch, but it sure does contain a ton of seeds.
Random idea: dick oracle deck.
Anybody wanna volunteer dictures?
Probably gonna need a decent collection to beat help determine the streams of wisdom.
Anybody wanna volunteer dictures?
Probably gonna need a decent collection to beat help determine the streams of wisdom.
October 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Random idea: dick oracle deck.
Anybody wanna volunteer dictures?
Probably gonna need a decent collection to beat help determine the streams of wisdom.
Anybody wanna volunteer dictures?
Probably gonna need a decent collection to beat help determine the streams of wisdom.
I wish some of you baguettes lived closer cause we could really use a pet sitter this weekend and I’m too anxiety to ask an IRL random person to do it.
October 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I wish some of you baguettes lived closer cause we could really use a pet sitter this weekend and I’m too anxiety to ask an IRL random person to do it.