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Benign crankery
“I love my object” is going to be rattling around in my head for weeks, if not months www.thebanner.com/community/lo...
February 17, 2026 at 12:47 PM
They’re calling it the worst STP dis of all time
The playlist on the backfields for the Orioles’ first full-squad workout this morning featured:

Nickelback
Creed
Three Days Grace
Stone Temple Pilots
Goo Goo Dolls
3 Doors Down
February 16, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Ok I have enjoyed my time in New Orleans but I simply must return to temperatures in the 30s
February 10, 2026 at 2:32 PM
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.

Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
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February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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Baseball slugger Babe Ruth reflecting on buying his first bicycle after getting his first paycheck from the Baltimore Orioles minor league team, and steering actor Gary Cooper in Hollywood, circa 1942.

#BicycleBirthday Babe Ruth
Born on this day February 6 (1895-1948)
February 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Epstein ending an email
January 31, 2026 at 6:02 AM
RIP queen
January 30, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Click
You probably heard that the Tour Down Under was interrupted by kangaroos last week. So I ranked the countries where cycling's top races take place by how much it'd suck to encounter the national animal at full speed on a bike.
The Countries of the UCI World Tour, Ranked by the Threat their Charismatic Megafauna Pose to…
When you write about a niche sport — and I think it’s fair to call road cycling a niche sport, at least in the United States — there’s…
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January 29, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Ok everyone joke's over, we definitely gotta stop calling them this now
Micro nazi from the land of formerly free speech, Bovino says if you call federal agents “kidnappers” or “Gestapo,” there will be “consequences.”
January 26, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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Hey Baltimore- Falkenham’s is having a sidewalk sale with snow shovels and salt If you need it. @bartenderhemry.bsky.social @baltoskyline.bsky.social @rudbeckia.bsky.social @nafer.bsky.social
January 24, 2026 at 4:07 PM
We Asked A Bunch Of Hick Drunks What They Think About The Secret Police
January 15, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Throw some broth in there and baby, you’ve got a stew going
Carl Weathers, best known as playing the fearsome Apollo Creed in the Rocky films, here pilots a bakfiets filled with flowers as he spreads his message of positive change in a weekly web series.

#BicycleBirthday Carl Weathers
#BornOnThisDay January 14 (1948-2024)
January 14, 2026 at 5:55 PM
I still have all my comic strip books from when I was young in a box somewhere and I’m pretty sure I have one of the Dilbert wordy books I got as a gift once. I should dig it out and read it and see if I turn into a chud
January 13, 2026 at 7:51 PM
If I’m martyred by the modern gestapo you don’t have to use my middle name
January 8, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Ravens finally jokerfied me
January 5, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Real close
Calling my shot now: Ravens and Browns both win this weekend so Pittsburgh can win the ugliest game you’ve ever seen in OT next week
January 5, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Watched some Ed Reed highlights this week and I’m ready to go
January 5, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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in my mind he is the tiny man getting murdered by butts in the namio harukawa illustrations. he is just killing time at a town meeting before the inevitable
January 5, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Emergency podcast to draft which countries would be the funniest to kidnap him from Mar a Lago
January 3, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Apparently today is the anniversary of the Noriega surrender. This admin is as cringe as it is evil
January 3, 2026 at 1:36 PM
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another way of saying "different political views" is "the beliefs they hold about justice and morality and humanity" and still another way is "what kind of person they are"
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Dec 31
Everyone has a list of so-called "red flags" when they're dating. And for some, especially younger Americans, different political views is a relationship deal breaker.
Majority of Gen Z swipe left on dating people with opposite political views
Everyone has a list of so-called "red flags" when they're dating. And for some, especially younger Americans, different political views is a relationship deal breaker.
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December 31, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Manifesting
Calling my shot now: Ravens and Browns both win this weekend so Pittsburgh can win the ugliest game you’ve ever seen in OT next week
December 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Getting a taste of the Cleveland Browns Fan Experience and I do not care for it
December 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Calling my shot now: Ravens and Browns both win this weekend so Pittsburgh can win the ugliest game you’ve ever seen in OT next week
December 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM