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antoninus pius
@pius.dog
dog, epileptic, roman emperor, nervous around tall men

https://instagram.com/pius.dog
to be clear this is NOT me. this is an evil twin
related: i didn't realize the AfD tiktoks are so fucking annoying, and yet somehow compelling to zoomers?

like this is just dogmom content but far-right
November 11, 2025 at 4:49 AM
"I approve of this, very futuristic." (Tap on the girl dogs kissing.)
November 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
rest easy miss songie 🫡🐶💖
We’ve scheduled Songie for permasleep tomorrow for the crime of being Dutch adjacent

We are pre-devastated
November 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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tl cleanse; freshly groomed hobi with a little scarf
November 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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he was a relatively brave boy at the vet please clap
November 7, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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tfw you got caught trying to steal a steak right off the counter
November 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Ready for some football
November 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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🙋
November 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
just say you want to put brown people in camps dog
I think the American right is in fact correct about several things and it would be wise to concede that.
November 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
anyone wanna get high off compounded midazolam gel and clip out of bounds together
October 31, 2025 at 1:58 AM
how do we know numbers are even real? i've personally never seen 1 walking down the street
October 29, 2025 at 5:53 AM
hai
October 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
leave him BE
@ SMALLS I'M READY TO FIGHT
October 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
your grass is a 1/4in too tall
October 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
i love. drunk white girls.
October 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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October 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
why did i get a dead dog montage
@pius.dog lorde played big star last night
October 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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October 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
the. barometric pressure. has me fucked up
October 18, 2025 at 5:51 AM
hullo from my mountain of blankets
October 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
kaya is being abused and should come live with me as my bestie and gf #freekaya #collargate
October 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
mmmm...tecate
October 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
y'all mind if i get on my soapbox
October 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM