Bob Malone
@pianomalone.bsky.social
Musician. Songwriter. composer. Piano player. New Brandeisians stan. Singer of Grinch Movie theme. 13 Years in John Fogerty band. Gen X. Jersey boy in L.A. bobmalone.com
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kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them
February 7, 2026 at 10:25 PM
kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them
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Seven: the borg have assimilated species with far more funk than your own.
Janeway: what are you saying? The funk supply is eternal?
Seven: extract one of my nanoprobes, I will reprogram it to deliver the superior funk.
Janeway: what are you saying? The funk supply is eternal?
Seven: extract one of my nanoprobes, I will reprogram it to deliver the superior funk.
September 1, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Seven: the borg have assimilated species with far more funk than your own.
Janeway: what are you saying? The funk supply is eternal?
Seven: extract one of my nanoprobes, I will reprogram it to deliver the superior funk.
Janeway: what are you saying? The funk supply is eternal?
Seven: extract one of my nanoprobes, I will reprogram it to deliver the superior funk.
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Wife (in her Shark PJs): "don't forget to make the coffee!"
Me: "why don't you make the coffee? I always make the coffee!"
Wife: "sharks don't make coffee."
🦈☕️
Me: "why don't you make the coffee? I always make the coffee!"
Wife: "sharks don't make coffee."
🦈☕️
February 10, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Wife (in her Shark PJs): "don't forget to make the coffee!"
Me: "why don't you make the coffee? I always make the coffee!"
Wife: "sharks don't make coffee."
🦈☕️
Me: "why don't you make the coffee? I always make the coffee!"
Wife: "sharks don't make coffee."
🦈☕️
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They are currently hot Latinas on my television, I was told Mr. Trump would stop this
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
They are currently hot Latinas on my television, I was told Mr. Trump would stop this
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"We came here today to play the game, and we came here to win. I don’t give a damn if you’re only ten weeks old--when their linebacker hits you in the face like a bag of dicks, you need to get up, nip him in the belly, and run the ball down the field."
A Puppy Bowl Coach’s Pre-Game Locker Room Speech
Alright, you sad excuses for athletes, listen up. If you were expecting some uplifting, motivational bullshit, too fucking bad. Go cry to your godd...
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February 8, 2026 at 7:01 PM
"We came here today to play the game, and we came here to win. I don’t give a damn if you’re only ten weeks old--when their linebacker hits you in the face like a bag of dicks, you need to get up, nip him in the belly, and run the ball down the field."
Went from a wonderful week of concerts and sessions in NY/NJ to finally being able to move back into my condo! Let the unpacking begin! 📦
February 8, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Went from a wonderful week of concerts and sessions in NY/NJ to finally being able to move back into my condo! Let the unpacking begin! 📦
Took a wrong turn, ended up on this street.
Hey Smails! A thousand bucks you miss that putt!
Hey Smails! A thousand bucks you miss that putt!
February 3, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Took a wrong turn, ended up on this street.
Hey Smails! A thousand bucks you miss that putt!
Hey Smails! A thousand bucks you miss that putt!
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It's one thing to read that John Williams got inspiration from Korngold, it's another thing entirely to listen to the latter's score for "Kings Row" and realize that audiences were essentially getting Star Wars music back in 1942
Erich Wolfgang Korngold : Kings Row, Symphonic Suite from the film music (1942) - part one
YouTube video by Rodders
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February 3, 2026 at 7:35 AM
It's one thing to read that John Williams got inspiration from Korngold, it's another thing entirely to listen to the latter's score for "Kings Row" and realize that audiences were essentially getting Star Wars music back in 1942
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I intend to be a menace this week. An absolute menace.
February 2, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I intend to be a menace this week. An absolute menace.
Production values change, fashions change, then reemerge, today's best new artist follows the path cleared by the best new artists of old, the bravest artists last the longest, & in the end - as Q said - you only need three things for a forever hit record: a good song, a good song, and a good song.
February 2, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Production values change, fashions change, then reemerge, today's best new artist follows the path cleared by the best new artists of old, the bravest artists last the longest, & in the end - as Q said - you only need three things for a forever hit record: a good song, a good song, and a good song.
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All in all I'd have to say I don't enjoy being ruled by semi-literate perverts with infinite money
January 31, 2026 at 7:04 PM
All in all I'd have to say I don't enjoy being ruled by semi-literate perverts with infinite money
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there’s a bird outside my window and it won’t stop going C# E C
January 31, 2026 at 8:19 PM
there’s a bird outside my window and it won’t stop going C# E C
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love when there’s a newspaper profile of some psychopath that points out they allow themselves “a lone vice, like a single cup of black coffee in the morning.” personally I am a bundle of trash glued together by vices. they’re all load-bearing
January 29, 2026 at 6:39 PM
love when there’s a newspaper profile of some psychopath that points out they allow themselves “a lone vice, like a single cup of black coffee in the morning.” personally I am a bundle of trash glued together by vices. they’re all load-bearing
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I honestly wonder if it would be easier for an original band to get decent gigs now if they pretended to be a tribute act to a 70s hit act they just made up.
"Yeah, we're a tribute to the Momentums. You must remember them? Big hit in 75 with 'Dance Floor Boogie'?"
"Yeah, we're a tribute to the Momentums. You must remember them? Big hit in 75 with 'Dance Floor Boogie'?"
January 29, 2026 at 5:45 AM
I honestly wonder if it would be easier for an original band to get decent gigs now if they pretended to be a tribute act to a 70s hit act they just made up.
"Yeah, we're a tribute to the Momentums. You must remember them? Big hit in 75 with 'Dance Floor Boogie'?"
"Yeah, we're a tribute to the Momentums. You must remember them? Big hit in 75 with 'Dance Floor Boogie'?"
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Sometimes the bravest thing you can do is stay soft in a world that keeps asking you to harden up.
Pay attention to what steadies you — a quiet moment, a voice, a song — and keep those things close. They ain’t escapes; they’re anchors.
Pay attention to what steadies you — a quiet moment, a voice, a song — and keep those things close. They ain’t escapes; they’re anchors.
January 26, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Sometimes the bravest thing you can do is stay soft in a world that keeps asking you to harden up.
Pay attention to what steadies you — a quiet moment, a voice, a song — and keep those things close. They ain’t escapes; they’re anchors.
Pay attention to what steadies you — a quiet moment, a voice, a song — and keep those things close. They ain’t escapes; they’re anchors.
If you're on team Taylor Ham, listen up: Friday 1/30 I play The Folk Project in Morristown, NJ - very close to where I was born and raised. If you're on team Pork Roll, you're still allowed to come, but you gotta sit in the cheap seats. 🐖
Tickets 👉https://folkproject.org/mec-events/2026-01-30/
Tickets 👉https://folkproject.org/mec-events/2026-01-30/
January 23, 2026 at 7:56 PM
If you're on team Taylor Ham, listen up: Friday 1/30 I play The Folk Project in Morristown, NJ - very close to where I was born and raised. If you're on team Pork Roll, you're still allowed to come, but you gotta sit in the cheap seats. 🐖
Tickets 👉https://folkproject.org/mec-events/2026-01-30/
Tickets 👉https://folkproject.org/mec-events/2026-01-30/
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Q: What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a Republican?
A: A tattoo.
A: A tattoo.
January 15, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Q: What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a Republican?
A: A tattoo.
A: A tattoo.
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Ten years ago today at Geoff Wilbur's Music Blog, I reviewed @pianomalone.bsky.social's Mojo Deluxe, a timeless rockin' blues album that continues to provide outstanding listens a decade after its release. If you missed it then, check it out now! #AlbumReview geoffwilburmusic.com/2016/01/13/b...
Album Review: Bob Malone – Mojo Deluxe
Bob Malone – Mojo Deluxe The Backstory I’ve known Bob Malone since the late 1990s. In fact, my interview with Bob landed him on the cover of the May 1998 Industry Edition of Geoff WilburR…
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January 13, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Ten years ago today at Geoff Wilbur's Music Blog, I reviewed @pianomalone.bsky.social's Mojo Deluxe, a timeless rockin' blues album that continues to provide outstanding listens a decade after its release. If you missed it then, check it out now! #AlbumReview geoffwilburmusic.com/2016/01/13/b...
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There are songs you remember, and songs your body remembers before your brain catches up.
January 2, 2026 at 9:55 AM
There are songs you remember, and songs your body remembers before your brain catches up.
"The Darkest Part of the Night" 30th Anniversary Limited Edition
It's the 30th anniversary of my first album "The Darkest Part of the Night" & we've reissued a short run of the original CD - when they're gone - they're gone!
10 bucks includes CD, streaming & download! 🎩
It's the 30th anniversary of my first album "The Darkest Part of the Night" & we've reissued a short run of the original CD - when they're gone - they're gone!
10 bucks includes CD, streaming & download! 🎩
The Darkest Part of the Night, by Bob Malone
12 track album
bobmalone.bandcamp.com
January 5, 2026 at 11:22 PM
"The Darkest Part of the Night" 30th Anniversary Limited Edition
It's the 30th anniversary of my first album "The Darkest Part of the Night" & we've reissued a short run of the original CD - when they're gone - they're gone!
10 bucks includes CD, streaming & download! 🎩
It's the 30th anniversary of my first album "The Darkest Part of the Night" & we've reissued a short run of the original CD - when they're gone - they're gone!
10 bucks includes CD, streaming & download! 🎩
Although the marking of time is a human construct in which we attempt to make sense of a universe still beyond our comprehension as a species, I'd still like to wish you all a happy new year!
And thanks to everyone who watched our NYE livestream concert last night - we had fun, hope you did too!🥂
And thanks to everyone who watched our NYE livestream concert last night - we had fun, hope you did too!🥂
January 2, 2026 at 7:25 AM
Although the marking of time is a human construct in which we attempt to make sense of a universe still beyond our comprehension as a species, I'd still like to wish you all a happy new year!
And thanks to everyone who watched our NYE livestream concert last night - we had fun, hope you did too!🥂
And thanks to everyone who watched our NYE livestream concert last night - we had fun, hope you did too!🥂
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Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May
December 30, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May
While shuffling aimlessly through your house, subsisting on increasingly stale Christmas cookies, try to remember that Bob Malone's Incredibly Calm, Not Particularly Rockin' New Year's Eve 2026 streams live on StageIt at 8 PT. That's Wednesday...I think.
See it here: stageit.com/MaloneAtHome/120829
See it here: stageit.com/MaloneAtHome/120829
Bob Malone | Dec 31, 2025 | Bob Malone's Incredibly Calm, Not Particularly Rockin' New Year's Eve 2026
The condo is still being rebuilt, Sheldon the Bioluminescent Tortoise and the white grand piano are still in storage, but the show goes on! Bob Malone is back (with Malonettes) for his 6th Annual Incr...
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December 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
While shuffling aimlessly through your house, subsisting on increasingly stale Christmas cookies, try to remember that Bob Malone's Incredibly Calm, Not Particularly Rockin' New Year's Eve 2026 streams live on StageIt at 8 PT. That's Wednesday...I think.
See it here: stageit.com/MaloneAtHome/120829
See it here: stageit.com/MaloneAtHome/120829
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"What day is it today?"
"Saturday."
I recognize the word but it bears no meaning
"Saturday."
I recognize the word but it bears no meaning
December 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
"What day is it today?"
"Saturday."
I recognize the word but it bears no meaning
"Saturday."
I recognize the word but it bears no meaning