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Phil
@philjoeo.bsky.social
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Phil @philjoeo.bsky.social · 12d
Christmas cards - buy 2+ get 10% off all November!
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jaythechou.bsky.social
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1719
Paddington in Muppets Thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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stuarthoughton.bsky.social
An anthropomorphic lemon asks about a picture of Jenna Ortega, "Who is this again?? Morticia, right?" Alec Baldwin replies, "Lemon, it's Wednesday."
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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discountvillain.bsky.social
#StevenUniverse #Pearl
Pearl running to the left as seen from the waist up, looking shocked.
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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olivebrinker.bsky.social
defunctland videos are great because everyone in charge of disneyland for the past half century have been trying to carry out what they think walt would’ve wanted like they’re the patriots in MGS trying to carry out the boss’s will. coincidentally both involve giant robot dinosaurs
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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cassidyjane.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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maraganger.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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oocbiffo.bsky.social
Beano #948, September 17, 1960
Biffo lies on the ground at his front door in front of a hippo as he tickles its nose with his feather duster that only has one feather in it.
November 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
philjoeo.bsky.social
Christmas cards - buy 2+ get 10% off all November!
www.etsy.com/uk/shop/OMGG...?
November 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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emiliusdraws.bsky.social
#3157 A helpful tutorial
A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.' The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross. The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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comicscovers.bsky.social
Toyboy 3 (7604)
November 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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discountvillain.bsky.social
#StevenUniverse #LapisLazuli
A little Lapis Lazuli, floating with her arms crossed and looking at something below the image.
November 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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tusk81.bsky.social
Nobody:

Nobody:

Nobody:

Me: ISABELLA ROSSELLINI IN DEATH BECOMES HER
Isabella Rossellini as Lisle von Rhuman in her iconic jeweled garment
November 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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oocbiffo.bsky.social
Beano #1105, September 21, 1963
Buster seems somewhat disappointed that Biffo has not been hurt as he arrives at Biffo's door with a bouquet of flowers, a bunch of fresh grapes, and a box of fancy chocs. BIFFO: Hiya, Buster! BUSTER: Oh--er--oh? So you weren't hurt after all?
November 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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disneyprimevideo.bsky.social
The Muppets Dr. Manhattan (1986)
Dr. Manhattan (Correct sounding good Kermit the Frog) ascends inside the Muppet theater after reconstructing his wang from discarded Gonzo noses
September 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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discountvillain.bsky.social
#StevenUniverse #Peridot
A blue hand holding out Peridot's visor as she blindly gropes the air in search of it, apparently having difficulty seeing without it.
November 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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oocbiffo.bsky.social
Beano #431, October 21, 1950
Biffo furiously digs up a pile of assorted skeletal remains from his backyard.
November 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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doesthiseveryfr.bsky.social
He does this every Friday.
Dana Carvey as Garth with the caption "He does this every Friday" from Waynes World
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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othatsraspberry.com
i can't believe i never thought to do this before
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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mattbaume.bsky.social
Me clattering away on an insouciant little YouTube script:
Frasier at a laptop with approximately 8,000 ports
November 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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jucikadaily.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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alkennedy.bsky.social
[Tolkien, seeing the word "scarves"]: "Yes, ha ha ha... yes!"
April 2, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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mae.seal.observer
In like any other game I’d be shaking my head at them streamlining it but I need you to understand that you don’t unlock the jobs system in the original game until FORTY HOURS IN
gameinformer.com Game Informer @gameinformer.com · 20d
Exclusive Interview: Here's how the Dragon Quest VII Reimagined team streamlined the game's main scenario. gameinformer.com/exclusive-in...
a screenshot of combat in Dragon Quest VII Reimagined a screenshot of the main party in Dragon Quest VII Reimagined traversing the map
November 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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oocbiffo.bsky.social
Beano #877, May 9, 1959
Buster appears through a scintillating portal and starts yelling. BUSTER: What's the big idea?
November 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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milph.mom
November 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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milph.mom
The trivia on the Uma Musume loading screens that disappear too fast and often lack extra context be like:

Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi’s Secret No. 1

Did you know? She is no longer allowed to legally compete in chili cook offs.
November 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM