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Phil
@philcx.bsky.social
Grumpy Fucker.

Sometimes here, sometimes not.

I’m sarcastic, facetious, and take the piss A LOT. Those aspects of my personality are non-negotiable.

#AVFC #ThinkBike
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Well, this place seems to be picking up at a supersonic rate, so best set my stall out early. I left Twitter because of morons and trolls. If you’re a dick to me (or anyone else), I’ll just block you. I really don’t give a flying fuck if you dislike me or my opinions. Just scroll past and move on.
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The true pleasure of Bluesky.
"When I look around, I see people who often took a big professional risk because they would not comply. In many cases, they had profiles they had built up for years. They let it go. They did this because they refused to extinguish their moral character."
December 5, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Danny shagging the furniture again.
December 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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#avfc fans - if you’re at VP on Saturday 👇
December 4, 2025 at 11:25 AM
The first wave of Nazi legislation against Jews started in 1933, and focused on limiting their participation in German public life.

It was just 7 short years later that work started on Auschwitz.
GB News now broadcasting calls to remove the ethnic minority MPs from parliament
December 4, 2025 at 12:59 PM
The storylines really took a nose dive after David Tennant left.
December 4, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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Who was shit at the start? Who was unfortunate for the second? Who had no chance for the third? Who won the game for us at the end?
December 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I’ve been out at a thing for the last couple of hours. Who’s this new lad we’ve got up front?
December 3, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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🚨NEW POLICY ANNOUNCEMENT🚨

All Evri executives to have their Christmas presents delivered by Evri, to see how they like it.

Love Christmas. Vote Binface.
December 3, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a partridge in a pear tree. Ate it.
December 1, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Are Chelsea sponsored by Michelin?
November 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
@profanity.accountant I shan’t hold my breath waiting
November 30, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I said what I said.
Wolves really are screwed. Other than the three points they’ll get off us at the end of November (obvs), I can’t see game they will win before Christmas.
November 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I do like a club that values my support @farnboroughfc.bsky.social

Next step, The Phil Stand, Villa Park.
November 29, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Wow - this guy must be really, REALLY bad with money if an extra £208 per month will “ruin” his retirement.

Let’s take a look at his situation based on what he told the @Telegraph

Because this does NOT add up!

No, this is not a “poor pensioner” scrabbling around for pennies…

🧵1/9
November 29, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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It's Black Friday. Boo. There are no discounts on our wonky football shop. We have however not raised our prices in 6 years, which feels like a long time when [gestures at everything]

So yeah, ignore Amazon and buy something weird from somewhere small. Like us! Or someone else!

🛒 noscoredraws.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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Enormous Ukrainian drone wave now hitting Russia.

#explodey
November 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
He can’t even think about a young boy without bringing his d into it.

Sick.
Just put the game on. Looks like we are finding good penetration against these Young Boyd
November 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I’ve been a fervent Guessand apologist up to now, but he’s been shockingly poor tonight.
November 27, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Just shut up, Savage; you utter twat.
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
If you don’t like our players celebrating, try being less shit at football.
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Aston Villa, Villa Park

Young Boys, Wankdorf

No, you grow up.
November 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Get those wankers out of our stadium
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Letting such an obvious offside go unflagged is just asking for a hamstring injury.
November 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Ffs, it’s Savage.

Prick
November 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen.

1. Motõrhead - Both gigs recorded for the No Sleep ‘til Hammersmith album
2. Take That
3. Stiff Little Fingers (U2 support)
4. Def Leppard pre label
5. Amy McDonald
1. Flock of Seagulls and the Go Go’s
2. Public Enemy and the Beastie Boys
3. The Cure
4. Aphex Twin
5. 808 State
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
1. Echo and the Bunnymen (obviously)
2. The Jam
3. The Who
4. New Order
5. Dexys Midnight Runners
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM