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Phil
@philcx.bsky.social
Grumpy Fucker.

Sometimes here, sometimes not.

I’m sarcastic, facetious, and take the piss A LOT. Those aspects of my personality are non-negotiable.

#AVFC #ThinkBike
December 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Anniversary, innit.
December 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
You, just now.
December 5, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Danny shagging the furniture again.
December 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM
The storylines really took a nose dive after David Tennant left.
December 4, 2025 at 8:15 AM
December 2, 2025 at 10:24 AM
December 2, 2025 at 10:24 AM
December 2, 2025 at 10:23 AM
December 2, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Are Chelsea sponsored by Michelin?
November 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Ahem…
November 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
November 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Harsh from the Beeb.
November 29, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Are you calling Liz a ho?
November 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I do like a club that values my support @farnboroughfc.bsky.social

Next step, The Phil Stand, Villa Park.
November 29, 2025 at 2:35 PM
November 29, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Suits you.
November 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Oh, and tell everyone what the land is currently being used for. Idyllic pasture? Rolling green hills? Ancient woodland?

No, it’s a huge solar farm.
November 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Well you’ve sold one for sure.
November 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
It only needs a couple of subtle upgrades.
November 28, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I’m thinking hood ornament.
November 28, 2025 at 11:27 AM
November 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
You, waiting for the YB fans at Witton Station after the game.
November 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
It’s like a scene from Sylvanian Families
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM