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Escape will make me skeet
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people are arguing about the cultural impact of avatar, and yet this image is one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen
December 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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December 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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hitting skip on a song before jay-z’s guest verse starts
December 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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***JUMP PAD ACTIVATION INITIATION START***
***TRANSPORT WHEN READY***

#MarathonTheGame #fanart #artwork #3D #BlueskyArt
December 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Marathon releases March 2026 targeting a price of $39.99/€39.99/£34.99.

➡️ New info in today's ViDoc: youtu.be/fjzmhROTv28

▪️Darker sci-fi world
▪️Rook, aka scavenger mode
▪️Dead Runners drop as corpses that decay over time
▪️Solo play
▪️Prox chat
▪️Improved visuals, deeper environmental storytelling
December 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Marathon video dives into new features ahead of March 2026 launch:

🗣️ Proximity chat
🏃‍➡️ Solo scavenger experience
🖼️ Visual updates
🎁 Much more

Full details - play.st/458cDAk
December 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."
December 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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"AI warning for Steam" is now available as a native browser extension for Firefox and Chrome. Click the appropriate link below to install.
Firefox: addons.mozilla.org/firefox/addo...
Chrome: chromewebstore.google.com/detail/ai-wa...
AI warning for Steam – Get this Extension for 🦊 Firefox (en-US)
Download AI warning for Steam for Firefox. Show the AI Generated Content Disclosure on Steam store pages as a modal popup.
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October 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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#OnThisDay November 24, 1998, “The Yellow Album” was released. Intended as a follow-up to 1990’s The Simpsons Sing the Blues, it sat in limbo for six years before finally getting a release and received terrible reviews. #TheSimpsons
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.

This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.
August 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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[hot ones]
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
November 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Do cyborgs dream of electric sheep?
November 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
September 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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[Halo3] #199 The Storm (9)
October 5, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Guillermo del Toro and Netflix have announced plans to form a new stop motion studio that will be both a studio and a school to push the medium forward and will develop plans to make Del Toro's next stop motion project after Pinocchio. I'm very hyped to see what this leads to!
October 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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The Ig Nobel is incredible , one year an Indian guy won it for calculating the average surface area of an elephant and during his acceptance they had an elephant hold up a sign with the surface area of the scientist on it, they do showbiz better than the Oscars
Video: a Japanese scientist was attacked by flies while giving the acceptance speech for his Ig Nobel Prize-winning research paper that proved painting Zebra-like stripes on cows led to a decrease in biting fly attacks.
October 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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October 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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(bluesky user bursts into Waffle House) OH SO YOU HATE PANCAKES??
September 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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September 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM