🥧🍁 Peter Peter Pumpkin Pie Eater 🥧🍁Lucier
@peterlucier.bsky.social
Marine Veteran. Writer. Talking democracy, civmil, veterans, gun violence, war stories.
War is bad. Books are good. He/him. STL. Go Cards. LGB. AllForCity
War is bad. Books are good. He/him. STL. Go Cards. LGB. AllForCity
Smells like… consequences. How novel
Upholding $1M sanction against Trump & Habba, 11th Cir. held:
• Arguments were "frivolous"
• "Malicious prosecution claim without a prosecution"
• "Trade secrets claim without a trade secret"
• 7 claims w/o cause of action
• 11 of 16 claims not even appealed
• "Pattern of misusing the courts"
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• Arguments were "frivolous"
• "Malicious prosecution claim without a prosecution"
• "Trade secrets claim without a trade secret"
• 7 claims w/o cause of action
• 11 of 16 claims not even appealed
• "Pattern of misusing the courts"
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November 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Smells like… consequences. How novel
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(With apologies to Tim O'Brien)
"The things they carried were necessary because a faceless monster had come from another dimension and had murdered Barbara Holland. So they carried Realistic TRC-214 supercoms, bear traps, and a baseball bat with nails in it."
"The things they carried were necessary because a faceless monster had come from another dimension and had murdered Barbara Holland. So they carried Realistic TRC-214 supercoms, bear traps, and a baseball bat with nails in it."
The Stranger Things They Carried
Mike carried Eggo waffles for a girl named Eleven. They were not love waffles, but Mike Sheets was hoping, so he carried the box of Eggos down the ...
buff.ly
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
(With apologies to Tim O'Brien)
"The things they carried were necessary because a faceless monster had come from another dimension and had murdered Barbara Holland. So they carried Realistic TRC-214 supercoms, bear traps, and a baseball bat with nails in it."
"The things they carried were necessary because a faceless monster had come from another dimension and had murdered Barbara Holland. So they carried Realistic TRC-214 supercoms, bear traps, and a baseball bat with nails in it."
lol a one hundred fifty year old political party that once won a civil war getting cucked in every single way by an octagenerian who tweets in all caps
November 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
lol a one hundred fifty year old political party that once won a civil war getting cucked in every single way by an octagenerian who tweets in all caps
Seven Mississippi rush
One run per four downs.
Two completions to a first.
Everybody knows the rules
One run per four downs.
Two completions to a first.
Everybody knows the rules
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Seven Mississippi rush
One run per four downs.
Two completions to a first.
Everybody knows the rules
One run per four downs.
Two completions to a first.
Everybody knows the rules
One of the smartest and most consistent public voices on this issue
If you are reading one person on the Caribbean strikes, it should be @bcfinucane.bsky.social
If you are reading one person on the Caribbean strikes, it should be @bcfinucane.bsky.social
Pleased to share my new essay in @foreignaffairs.com on the broader implications of the Trump administration’s killing spree at sea.
www.foreignaffairs.com/central-amer...
www.foreignaffairs.com/central-amer...
America Unbound in the Caribbean
The real costs of Washington’s use of force.
www.foreignaffairs.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
One of the smartest and most consistent public voices on this issue
If you are reading one person on the Caribbean strikes, it should be @bcfinucane.bsky.social
If you are reading one person on the Caribbean strikes, it should be @bcfinucane.bsky.social
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“Beyond the human toll—more than 80 individuals have been killed without due process over three months—and the risk that the strikes are a prelude to a direct U.S. military intervention in Venezuela, they signal a broader threat to security at home and abroad.“
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
“Beyond the human toll—more than 80 individuals have been killed without due process over three months—and the risk that the strikes are a prelude to a direct U.S. military intervention in Venezuela, they signal a broader threat to security at home and abroad.“
why a ruling based on "regular forces" (which is the route I think the court will take, although prognostication is a game for fools) will be somewhat hollow, although a technical "win"
- it will focus on definitions in 1908, instead of having to address the blatant lying, to courts, by the admin
- it will focus on definitions in 1908, instead of having to address the blatant lying, to courts, by the admin
This is the same playbook the Trump administration ran in Portland, where DHS officials falsely accused local police of failing to help them (or not arriving quickly enough). Strikes me as a problem that the government lies so freely to the Supreme Court now. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...
November 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
why a ruling based on "regular forces" (which is the route I think the court will take, although prognostication is a game for fools) will be somewhat hollow, although a technical "win"
- it will focus on definitions in 1908, instead of having to address the blatant lying, to courts, by the admin
- it will focus on definitions in 1908, instead of having to address the blatant lying, to courts, by the admin
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On the investigation of Sen. Kelly:
"Weaponizing the military’s legal system against political critics ... risks eroding the trust that underpins both civilian oversight and military professionalism"
- Chris Purdy, Chamberlain Network Founder and CEO
www.chamberlainnetwork.us/the-report/t...
"Weaponizing the military’s legal system against political critics ... risks eroding the trust that underpins both civilian oversight and military professionalism"
- Chris Purdy, Chamberlain Network Founder and CEO
www.chamberlainnetwork.us/the-report/t...
The Chamberlain Network Strongly Opposes the Pentagon’s Escalatory Investigation Into Senator Kelly — The Chamberlain Network
The Pentagon’s move to investigate Senator Mark Kelly — and raise the possibility of recalling him to active duty for a court-martial — marks a dangerous breach of long-standing civ-mil norms.
www.chamberlainnetwork.us
November 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
On the investigation of Sen. Kelly:
"Weaponizing the military’s legal system against political critics ... risks eroding the trust that underpins both civilian oversight and military professionalism"
- Chris Purdy, Chamberlain Network Founder and CEO
www.chamberlainnetwork.us/the-report/t...
"Weaponizing the military’s legal system against political critics ... risks eroding the trust that underpins both civilian oversight and military professionalism"
- Chris Purdy, Chamberlain Network Founder and CEO
www.chamberlainnetwork.us/the-report/t...
recalling a elected official to prosecute them for a statement they made in their role as an elected official, that accurately reflected the law, norms, and military value, is a stunning violation of about a half dozen basic, fundamental, constitutional princples, and civ-mil norms
On the investigation of Sen. Kelly:
"Weaponizing the military’s legal system against political critics ... risks eroding the trust that underpins both civilian oversight and military professionalism"
- Chris Purdy, Chamberlain Network Founder and CEO
www.chamberlainnetwork.us/the-report/t...
"Weaponizing the military’s legal system against political critics ... risks eroding the trust that underpins both civilian oversight and military professionalism"
- Chris Purdy, Chamberlain Network Founder and CEO
www.chamberlainnetwork.us/the-report/t...
The Chamberlain Network Strongly Opposes the Pentagon’s Escalatory Investigation Into Senator Kelly — The Chamberlain Network
The Pentagon’s move to investigate Senator Mark Kelly — and raise the possibility of recalling him to active duty for a court-martial — marks a dangerous breach of long-standing civ-mil norms.
www.chamberlainnetwork.us
November 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
recalling a elected official to prosecute them for a statement they made in their role as an elected official, that accurately reflected the law, norms, and military value, is a stunning violation of about a half dozen basic, fundamental, constitutional princples, and civ-mil norms
what a huge moment for The Last Jedi
fearless and correct from the Governor of the Land of Lincoln
fearless and correct from the Governor of the Land of Lincoln
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
what a huge moment for The Last Jedi
fearless and correct from the Governor of the Land of Lincoln
fearless and correct from the Governor of the Land of Lincoln
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Literal nightmare blunt rotation
November 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Literal nightmare blunt rotation
April 1805, Charlie Brown is now master of Europe. Only the British fleet stands before him- comic strips are now battlefields
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
Nobody trusts anyone anymore, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
April 1805, Charlie Brown is now master of Europe. Only the British fleet stands before him- comic strips are now battlefields
My name is Charles Decimus Brown, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
My name is Charles Decimus Brown, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Does JD Vance know how harmful, how shortsighted, how injurious this argument is? How it undercuts the most fundamental institutions and norms that make America?
I don’t know which would be worse. Knowing and lying anyway, or being so oblivious that he doesn’t.
Either he’s damned, or he’s lost.
I don’t know which would be worse. Knowing and lying anyway, or being so oblivious that he doesn’t.
Either he’s damned, or he’s lost.
November 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Does JD Vance know how harmful, how shortsighted, how injurious this argument is? How it undercuts the most fundamental institutions and norms that make America?
I don’t know which would be worse. Knowing and lying anyway, or being so oblivious that he doesn’t.
Either he’s damned, or he’s lost.
I don’t know which would be worse. Knowing and lying anyway, or being so oblivious that he doesn’t.
Either he’s damned, or he’s lost.
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This remains the most prescient piece I've ever published at @cipolicy.bsky.social internationalpolicy.org/publications...
Trump’s Wag The Dog Moment - CIP
If you want to break up a drug cartel, blowing up a boat does little to accomplish that, unless you believe cartels only own one boat.
internationalpolicy.org
November 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
This remains the most prescient piece I've ever published at @cipolicy.bsky.social internationalpolicy.org/publications...
For the first 15 minutes of Wicked part 2 it almost was looking they were going to do Andor and the Oz insurgency, and honestly I’d watch Wicked by Tony Gilroy
November 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
For the first 15 minutes of Wicked part 2 it almost was looking they were going to do Andor and the Oz insurgency, and honestly I’d watch Wicked by Tony Gilroy
I’ve got a lot of hot takes coming out of Wicked Part Two, will take a minute to get them all out, but the one that jumps to top of mind immediately walking out is
Jesus Christ, Jonathan Bailey. That was… steamy. My girlfriend is watching this, come on, man, you aren’t even straight, it isn’t fair.
Jesus Christ, Jonathan Bailey. That was… steamy. My girlfriend is watching this, come on, man, you aren’t even straight, it isn’t fair.
November 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I’ve got a lot of hot takes coming out of Wicked Part Two, will take a minute to get them all out, but the one that jumps to top of mind immediately walking out is
Jesus Christ, Jonathan Bailey. That was… steamy. My girlfriend is watching this, come on, man, you aren’t even straight, it isn’t fair.
Jesus Christ, Jonathan Bailey. That was… steamy. My girlfriend is watching this, come on, man, you aren’t even straight, it isn’t fair.
“every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles” is — this is the clearest cleanest best articulation of an idea.
if you want an idea adopted you need the simplest version of it. If you want public support for banking regulation, this is exactly how I’d sell it
if you want an idea adopted you need the simplest version of it. If you want public support for banking regulation, this is exactly how I’d sell it
I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨🍳 😘
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 23, 2025 at 3:07 AM
“every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles” is — this is the clearest cleanest best articulation of an idea.
if you want an idea adopted you need the simplest version of it. If you want public support for banking regulation, this is exactly how I’d sell it
if you want an idea adopted you need the simplest version of it. If you want public support for banking regulation, this is exactly how I’d sell it
Reposted by 🥧🍁 Peter Peter Pumpkin Pie Eater 🥧🍁Lucier
I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨🍳 😘
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
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I really love Texas A&M Home Games so much,
November 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I really love Texas A&M Home Games so much,
i actually really like that mock neck deep red sweater under a dark coat, as a look for the President
Mamdani performed as well as any leader has side by side with Trump. I think its 50% Mamdani's talent, and 50% Trump's emotional need to be embraced by his home city
but the sweater is a good look
Mamdani performed as well as any leader has side by side with Trump. I think its 50% Mamdani's talent, and 50% Trump's emotional need to be embraced by his home city
but the sweater is a good look
Q: Do you still plan to deploy the National Guard to New York City?
TRUMP: If they need it. Right now, other places need it more.
TRUMP: If they need it. Right now, other places need it more.
November 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
i actually really like that mock neck deep red sweater under a dark coat, as a look for the President
Mamdani performed as well as any leader has side by side with Trump. I think its 50% Mamdani's talent, and 50% Trump's emotional need to be embraced by his home city
but the sweater is a good look
Mamdani performed as well as any leader has side by side with Trump. I think its 50% Mamdani's talent, and 50% Trump's emotional need to be embraced by his home city
but the sweater is a good look
Catholic football baby
November 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Catholic football baby
“Brawl of the Wild” is one of the great college rivalry names.
Go cats
Go cats
‘Cats respond on the ground and retake the lead in Missoula 👀
November 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
“Brawl of the Wild” is one of the great college rivalry names.
Go cats
Go cats
I’m getting a little tired of the charcuterie board people and pretending to take them seriously.They are getting a little uppity.
It’s a super expensive appetizer that doesn’t really go with anything and that you didn’t have to cook
It’s not impressive and I don’t respect it as a craft, I’m sorry
It’s a super expensive appetizer that doesn’t really go with anything and that you didn’t have to cook
It’s not impressive and I don’t respect it as a craft, I’m sorry
November 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I’m getting a little tired of the charcuterie board people and pretending to take them seriously.They are getting a little uppity.
It’s a super expensive appetizer that doesn’t really go with anything and that you didn’t have to cook
It’s not impressive and I don’t respect it as a craft, I’m sorry
It’s a super expensive appetizer that doesn’t really go with anything and that you didn’t have to cook
It’s not impressive and I don’t respect it as a craft, I’m sorry