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qualia-haver (store-bought)
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Yup!

1. Go Pulumi code controlling AWS resources
2. EC2 AutoScaling Groups + docker-ce behind ALBs
3. Dedicated VPC for each service+env
4. WireGuard VPNs for remote access + Tailscale now!
5. Imgproxy for resizing images + CloudFront

We're using the "immutable servers" approach.

Any questions?
April 26, 2023 at 12:10 AM
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s curves really do be lookin exponential before you hit the "s" part of it
July 18, 2023 at 5:37 PM
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We must not let the anti-weasel DDoSers win. Everybody post solidarity weasels
July 7, 2023 at 2:35 PM
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Alright @jay.bsky.team @pfrazee.com @dholms.xyz @why.bsky.team @emily.bsky.team ..restofbskyteam

hear me out

network of ActivityPub servers = "fediverse"

so

federated AT Protocol / BlueSky = "ATmosphere"

;)

okay sorry for pinging you all have a nice day
July 10, 2023 at 5:04 PM
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This post was facetious, but imho the most important aspect of bsky is its potential to build a decentralised architecture that's palatable (and safe) for *everyone*, as opposed to just tech nerds, or worse, a certain brand of free-speech enthusiast.

It would be extremely sad to lose sight of that.
here comes the airplane
July 14, 2023 at 3:14 PM
sup bsky havent been here in like a month what's poppin are we decentralized yet
June 28, 2023 at 12:06 AM
hard bonks → strong skulls
↑ ↓
weak skulls ← good memes
time was you bonked a guy on the head with a coconut he changed his personality and believed he was a professional racecar driver or a gangster or something. now, because of wokeness and also potentially electromagnetic radiation, he just becomes injured...
June 27, 2023 at 11:35 PM
nature knows not cuteness nor coze, nor recognizes ur notions of kumbaya & kindness. nature is that blind & mindless calculus of survival. that which is natural has little to do w/ Gaia worship, w/ benevolent animism

expect neither mercy nor grace from the vicious logic of adaptation to scarcity
June 27, 2023 at 11:26 PM
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June 27, 2023 at 10:05 PM
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🌿🍵🛀🧖‍♀️💆‍♀️✨🌙🕯️🎶

Relax and Unwind: Create a peaceful environment with this spell, perfect for unwinding after a long day. Let the stress melt away and embrace tranquility.

❤️ Like to empower ✨
🔁 Repost to cast 🪄
June 27, 2023 at 11:11 PM
endlessly blown away that technology works at all
When I press the "play" button in the Spotify web app on my aarch64 laptop, it invokes a ridiculously complex chain of machinery. Most of the time, it works!

A while back I wrote about a slice of that chain, and my small part in it: https://www.da.vidbuchanan.co.uk/blog/netflix-on-asahi.html
The downside of being very good at answering the classic "when I load a webpage, describe what happens" tech interview questions, is that the details live in my head at all times

Sometimes I press a button and a subset of those details flash before my eyes and I think "holy shit it actually worked"
May 24, 2023 at 4:32 PM
one of my favorite bars serves empanadas and yeah
*in the club shouting over the loud music at the bartender* WHAT IS THE SOUP OF THE DAY
May 23, 2023 at 5:48 PM
the homies gunna make it thru the chasm of ennui to the promised lands of ubiquitous meaning inshallah
All the homies are grappling with a profound sense of hopelessness
May 23, 2023 at 5:48 PM
the vibe bootstrap pipeline
for bsky to work it needs nerdy designers to hit enough critical mass to get 🌸aesthetics🌸 designers who then need to get enough critical mass to get egirls to attract horny posters who then finally get actually funny posters
May 23, 2023 at 5:45 PM
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no babe your language model is perfect the large ones scare me
May 5, 2023 at 2:46 PM
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postrationalism does not, has not, and will never exist
May 16, 2023 at 8:50 PM
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April 16, 2023 at 1:37 AM
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mods are asleep, post rats
May 13, 2023 at 3:43 AM
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whole squad catalog
May 22, 2023 at 6:39 AM
nothing like a good ole 4-day partying bender of staying out till 6 to shut up the stupid fuckin FOMO voice and let you focus on life again
May 23, 2023 at 6:07 AM
incredibly pissed off to consistently keep rediscovering that the most natural frame for the phenomenology of rave movement is spellcasting
May 20, 2023 at 6:07 PM
unironically a better model for large-scale multitenant systems as it accounts for adversarial actors causing resource starvation

consider if malware had to pay for itself

this is why decentralized VMs are goated
you’ve heard of “cooperative multitasking,” now get ready for “competitive multitasking”: where only the STRONGEST programs get to execute for each time slice
May 19, 2023 at 9:37 PM
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SkyBridge is a magical server that translates Mastodon requests into Bluesky ones, allowing you to unlock the power of incredible Mastodon apps like Ivory and use them on the Bluesky network.

skybridge.fly.dev
May 19, 2023 at 9:05 PM