Critter
@critter.bsky.social
Interviewing the sexiest people alive: http://becomingcreature.substack.com
every time i distrust my gut i regret it
April 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
every time i distrust my gut i regret it
imagine engaging in gender discourse today
April 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
imagine engaging in gender discourse today
My theory is that the rate limiting is because there is some serious issue. Elon is papering over it. The fact that we can’t tweet or reply or DM shows there is some fire on the servers or something
July 2, 2023 at 3:11 AM
My theory is that the rate limiting is because there is some serious issue. Elon is papering over it. The fact that we can’t tweet or reply or DM shows there is some fire on the servers or something
i can’t tweet or reply on twitter what the fuck
July 2, 2023 at 3:00 AM
i can’t tweet or reply on twitter what the fuck
no babe your language model is perfect the large ones scare me
May 5, 2023 at 2:46 PM
no babe your language model is perfect the large ones scare me
I appreciate the enthusiasm
CRITTERPOSTING
CRITTERPOSTING
CRITTERPOSTING
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CRITTERPOSTING
April 30, 2023 at 11:45 PM
I appreciate the enthusiasm
using twitter and bluesky to AB-test my material
April 21, 2023 at 1:23 AM
using twitter and bluesky to AB-test my material
Me acquiring material possessions: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me moving my possessions all at once: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me moving my possessions all at once: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
April 21, 2023 at 1:23 AM
Me acquiring material possessions: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me moving my possessions all at once: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me moving my possessions all at once: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
I’m fucked up
Does anyone know where I can find a narrative that will take the responsibility off of me and instead put it on my parents, patriarchy, economic systems, society at large, trauma, anything?
Please, I’m desperate
Does anyone know where I can find a narrative that will take the responsibility off of me and instead put it on my parents, patriarchy, economic systems, society at large, trauma, anything?
Please, I’m desperate
April 19, 2023 at 2:02 PM
I’m fucked up
Does anyone know where I can find a narrative that will take the responsibility off of me and instead put it on my parents, patriarchy, economic systems, society at large, trauma, anything?
Please, I’m desperate
Does anyone know where I can find a narrative that will take the responsibility off of me and instead put it on my parents, patriarchy, economic systems, society at large, trauma, anything?
Please, I’m desperate
her: can you please put your phone down hwile you're driving
him: don't worry babe I hit grandmaster in starcraft
him: don't worry babe I hit grandmaster in starcraft
April 19, 2023 at 2:01 PM
her: can you please put your phone down hwile you're driving
him: don't worry babe I hit grandmaster in starcraft
him: don't worry babe I hit grandmaster in starcraft
using this for my baptism
April 16, 2023 at 1:25 AM
using this for my baptism
They say a sneeze is 1/8th of an orgasm
And consider: Adult poop is around 1 pound, and a newborn around 7.5 lbs
so a poop is about 1/8th of a human birth
And consider: Adult poop is around 1 pound, and a newborn around 7.5 lbs
so a poop is about 1/8th of a human birth
April 12, 2023 at 4:34 PM
They say a sneeze is 1/8th of an orgasm
And consider: Adult poop is around 1 pound, and a newborn around 7.5 lbs
so a poop is about 1/8th of a human birth
And consider: Adult poop is around 1 pound, and a newborn around 7.5 lbs
so a poop is about 1/8th of a human birth
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These aren’t Tweets and I am not tweeting.
What do I tell people I do now?
What do I tell people I do now?
April 12, 2023 at 3:14 PM
These aren’t Tweets and I am not tweeting.
What do I tell people I do now?
What do I tell people I do now?
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I think it’s important we don’t treat bluesky as some kind of cool kids club anymore. The folks building this want to grow it, obviously, and that means including outgroup.
April 12, 2023 at 3:22 PM
I think it’s important we don’t treat bluesky as some kind of cool kids club anymore. The folks building this want to grow it, obviously, and that means including outgroup.
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evidently I wrote this note to myself last night while I was stoned af
April 12, 2023 at 2:44 PM
evidently I wrote this note to myself last night while I was stoned af
if there's anything historic I'd like to know it's what Jesus was really like
You can't know but dude must have, idk, reading the books it looks like he had some rizz is all I'm saying
You can't know but dude must have, idk, reading the books it looks like he had some rizz is all I'm saying
April 12, 2023 at 5:00 AM
if there's anything historic I'd like to know it's what Jesus was really like
You can't know but dude must have, idk, reading the books it looks like he had some rizz is all I'm saying
You can't know but dude must have, idk, reading the books it looks like he had some rizz is all I'm saying
it's very easy to think you're superior to people who had slaves now that you can't really get any
not saying I would go get some, just saying it's relatively a much easier choice for me to be a good guy all things considered
not saying I would go get some, just saying it's relatively a much easier choice for me to be a good guy all things considered
April 12, 2023 at 4:31 AM
it's very easy to think you're superior to people who had slaves now that you can't really get any
not saying I would go get some, just saying it's relatively a much easier choice for me to be a good guy all things considered
not saying I would go get some, just saying it's relatively a much easier choice for me to be a good guy all things considered
asperger? I barely know’er!
April 12, 2023 at 3:15 AM
asperger? I barely know’er!