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@eigenrobot.bsky.social
real live human boy
i think everyone here should pause for a moment and find gratitude for @jay.bsky.team and team for the opportunity to rage maenadically at authority figures who quite reasonably roll their eyes at your antics

this is what true customer service means. this is peak ux

did you even say thank you
October 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM
wonder if i can post this here without getting banned
August 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
you could but isn't that a little heartless
June 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
June 11, 2025 at 12:24 PM
June 11, 2025 at 12:08 PM
February 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
i would like to announce that i have no opinion about the budget and i refuse to learn more
December 20, 2024 at 6:28 AM
we need to talk about this bsky
December 20, 2024 at 6:26 AM
colonialism is good for colonies because it increases their diversity
December 19, 2024 at 4:44 AM
there are only five genders
December 12, 2024 at 8:57 PM

he was so real for this
November 23, 2024 at 4:25 AM
ive done some important research and discovered that the main difference between bsky and twitter is that bsky operates in feminine homosocial mode and twitter is dominated by the masculine

read more on x dot com the everything app:
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November 16, 2024 at 1:27 AM
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i will not pull it, sam-i-am. i will not choose who dies by tram
November 15, 2024 at 4:16 PM
November 15, 2024 at 4:43 AM
i'd almost forgotten about this
November 14, 2024 at 8:29 PM
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there once was a fellow from prague
in search of a ravishing pawg;
however, tonight
as none have swiped right
he's stuck merely cranking his hog.
November 14, 2024 at 6:02 PM
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as a gamer ive eliminated thousands of moo deng like creatures for their various parts . Ive completed countless quests using their pain
November 14, 2024 at 5:49 AM
oh shit oh fuck hes on to us

attention all tpot users. activate warplan CYBELE. awaken the sleepers
4/Now that Dorsey has bailed as a board member and principal funder, Bluesky’s DNA is basically TPOT people. Who is going to win in that scenario? I don’t know, but I’m not putting money on the users. The most recent funding came from Blockchain Capital LLC...
www.theverge.com/2024/5/5/241...
Bluesky confirms Jack Dorsey is no longer on its board
Bluesky is seeking a replacement that shares its goals.
www.theverge.com
November 14, 2024 at 3:35 PM
im just glad ppl remember me
November 14, 2024 at 3:19 PM
considering posting here more often because my guess is that bsky is heavily selecting for neuroticism and so consequently its more likely that i'll be able to upset people in this space
November 14, 2024 at 3:18 PM
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i'm not the steppe nomad. i'm the nomad who stepped up.
July 21, 2023 at 10:13 PM
currently our unhoused population is forced to live downtown, where they suffer from high crime rates, because those are the only walkable neighborhoods available

to help them overcome this challenge we should give them cars so they can migrate to safe suburban areas
July 21, 2023 at 10:03 PM
weekend idea:

double feature
July 20, 2023 at 10:06 PM
when people are trying to be rude to you online the easiest winning tactic is to be ceaselessly warm and polite to them

when people are being sarcastic, to be earnest and to take them at their literal meaning rather than their tone
July 19, 2023 at 10:42 PM