Patrick (ice sucks)
@patrickas.bsky.social
The higher you rise, the more people can shoot at your butt.
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What's morale like at CBP & ICE right now? New survey data are damning.
*21% of CBP respondents (9% of ICE respondents) believe their agencies' political leaders maintain high standards of integrity.
*Only 23% at CBP (18% at ICE) feel confident they could report illegal acts without retribution
*21% of CBP respondents (9% of ICE respondents) believe their agencies' political leaders maintain high standards of integrity.
*Only 23% at CBP (18% at ICE) feel confident they could report illegal acts without retribution
January 29, 2026 at 10:10 PM
What's morale like at CBP & ICE right now? New survey data are damning.
*21% of CBP respondents (9% of ICE respondents) believe their agencies' political leaders maintain high standards of integrity.
*Only 23% at CBP (18% at ICE) feel confident they could report illegal acts without retribution
*21% of CBP respondents (9% of ICE respondents) believe their agencies' political leaders maintain high standards of integrity.
*Only 23% at CBP (18% at ICE) feel confident they could report illegal acts without retribution
1. nuclear missile inspector
2. high school history teacher
3. bookstore clerk
4. counselor at after school program for kids
5. intern for state economic development cabinet (saw governor/1st lady get hammered, drank underage with them)
2. high school history teacher
3. bookstore clerk
4. counselor at after school program for kids
5. intern for state economic development cabinet (saw governor/1st lady get hammered, drank underage with them)
Quote with five jobs you’ve had:
1) Business developer
2) IT project manager
3) Intel analyst
4) Professional musician
5) Teaching/research assistant
1) Business developer
2) IT project manager
3) Intel analyst
4) Professional musician
5) Teaching/research assistant
January 29, 2026 at 6:31 PM
1. nuclear missile inspector
2. high school history teacher
3. bookstore clerk
4. counselor at after school program for kids
5. intern for state economic development cabinet (saw governor/1st lady get hammered, drank underage with them)
2. high school history teacher
3. bookstore clerk
4. counselor at after school program for kids
5. intern for state economic development cabinet (saw governor/1st lady get hammered, drank underage with them)
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its going to be RNC: The Apprentice with a holographic trump
oh my god do you think someone tries to lenin him
it has a certain lenin in the display case charm
January 28, 2026 at 10:28 PM
its going to be RNC: The Apprentice with a holographic trump
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oh my god do you think someone tries to lenin him
it has a certain lenin in the display case charm
i have not jumped on the “any day now” bandwagon thus far, but he legitimately looks near death in this photo.
January 28, 2026 at 10:07 PM
oh my god do you think someone tries to lenin him
Washington St University makes its own cheese? In a can? A 2 lb can? @proptermalone.bsky.social @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social @theophite.bsky.social @peark.es
January 28, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Washington St University makes its own cheese? In a can? A 2 lb can? @proptermalone.bsky.social @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social @theophite.bsky.social @peark.es
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What did Obama mean by this?
January 28, 2026 at 5:13 PM
What did Obama mean by this?
“Why aren’t I as fast as I used to be?” I wonder, filling the duffel bag I won from a 5k series in 2003.
January 28, 2026 at 5:28 PM
“Why aren’t I as fast as I used to be?” I wonder, filling the duffel bag I won from a 5k series in 2003.
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you’re all making jokes but the reason Greg Bovino was removed from duty is a safety issue we all need to take seriously
January 27, 2026 at 12:34 AM
you’re all making jokes but the reason Greg Bovino was removed from duty is a safety issue we all need to take seriously
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We don’t need gun control, we need WHISTLE control bsky.app/profile/dans...
January 28, 2026 at 12:53 AM
We don’t need gun control, we need WHISTLE control bsky.app/profile/dans...
Right wingers: liberals/left don’t really believe all that stuff about immigrants
Left/Liberals: *resist ICE in inspiring ways showing solidarity*
Right wingers: this is central to my point
Left/Liberals: *resist ICE in inspiring ways showing solidarity*
Right wingers: this is central to my point
January 27, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Right wingers: liberals/left don’t really believe all that stuff about immigrants
Left/Liberals: *resist ICE in inspiring ways showing solidarity*
Right wingers: this is central to my point
Left/Liberals: *resist ICE in inspiring ways showing solidarity*
Right wingers: this is central to my point
Walked to Dept of Beer and Wine and borrowed a steel shovel from my buddy what’s up
January 27, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Walked to Dept of Beer and Wine and borrowed a steel shovel from my buddy what’s up
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Alex Pretti’s most immediate legacy is galvanizing the country against tyranny. We should do what we can to see to it that his other legacy is reclaiming the public meaning of masculinity from the whiny, sadistic freaks responsible for his murder. www.offmessage.net/p/alex-prett...
Alex Pretti, MAGA, And The Public Meaning Of Masculinity
If you'd rather be like them than like him, it's time to take a look in the mirror...
www.offmessage.net
January 27, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Alex Pretti’s most immediate legacy is galvanizing the country against tyranny. We should do what we can to see to it that his other legacy is reclaiming the public meaning of masculinity from the whiny, sadistic freaks responsible for his murder. www.offmessage.net/p/alex-prett...
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"You raise your voice, I erase your voice."
ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights.
Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights.
Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
January 27, 2026 at 4:15 PM
"You raise your voice, I erase your voice."
ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights.
Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights.
Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
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They're gonna call it Stancilgrad
January 27, 2026 at 2:46 AM
They're gonna call it Stancilgrad
Bovino going back to his regular day job (acting director, lollipop guild)
January 27, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Bovino going back to his regular day job (acting director, lollipop guild)
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i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
January 27, 2026 at 3:15 PM
i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
I’m hearing Bovino on his way back to CA (in overhead bin)
January 27, 2026 at 1:18 PM
I’m hearing Bovino on his way back to CA (in overhead bin)
Wish I had a mattock
a man in a black jacket and white pants is standing in the dirt .
ALT: a man in a black jacket and white pants is standing in the dirt .
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Wish I had a mattock
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National outlets reporting that a gull grabbed one of Greg Bovino’s french fries and he was carried off when he refused to let go
January 26, 2026 at 9:20 PM
National outlets reporting that a gull grabbed one of Greg Bovino’s french fries and he was carried off when he refused to let go
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January 26, 2026 at 5:26 AM
It’s 9am and my son has already beat Silksong today; I’ve sent like 1 email and made a to do list
January 26, 2026 at 2:12 PM
It’s 9am and my son has already beat Silksong today; I’ve sent like 1 email and made a to do list
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Pretti stepped up for a woman who’d been assaulted. He exercised his rights in the face of actual tyranny, not from a podcast booth. He seemed moral and decent. His valor reminds pus stains like Patel, Berry, & Watters that their macho shtick is sad and hollow. *Of course* they celebrate his murder.
January 26, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Pretti stepped up for a woman who’d been assaulted. He exercised his rights in the face of actual tyranny, not from a podcast booth. He seemed moral and decent. His valor reminds pus stains like Patel, Berry, & Watters that their macho shtick is sad and hollow. *Of course* they celebrate his murder.
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I'm not going to post screenshots for obvious reasons but I have been alerted that a bunch of the top posts in r/MassiveCock are anti-ICE now and anyone who defends ICE in comments is getting yelled down lol
January 25, 2026 at 5:18 PM
I'm not going to post screenshots for obvious reasons but I have been alerted that a bunch of the top posts in r/MassiveCock are anti-ICE now and anyone who defends ICE in comments is getting yelled down lol