Patrick (pumpkin spice)
patrickas.bsky.social
Patrick (pumpkin spice)
@patrickas.bsky.social
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The higher you rise, the more people can shoot at your butt.
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Yeah to del ray, corner of mt Vernon and commonwealth
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
I take posting extremely seriously. If you see a post by me you can be assured I was wearing a tie when I posted it.
Kramer v Kramer 2: Kramer v Predator
“Mediocrity when it comes to airport security will not be tolerated.”
-The Joker
Mace blames cops for her airport meltdown: "In the political environment we have today, there's no room for error when it comes to security... yes, I did confront those who did not show up to do the job. My safety was put at risk... mediocrity when it comes to airport security will not be tolerated"
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Healthcare but only for my friends
Damn I wish they had made this Forrest Gump sequel 😢
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My favorite meme for one of my least favorite days.
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Mr. Obama sir we tried to tell you that you were running with a bad crowd (billionaires), they’re bad news

www.cnn.com/2025/10/31/p...
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All hell can’t stop us now.
Imagine draggin deez nuts across your face
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Here’s a disturbing video from Evanston of a federal agent hitting a man on the ground as people yell that he can’t breathe.
Talks like someone prompted an AI to do a LinkedIn post about army
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AI companies: The future of humanoid robots is here

Humanoid robot:
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posting with obvious pride about remodeling the lincoln bathroom in (very ugly) marble the day before SNAP dries up is a level of out-of-touch that i don't think any president has ever matched, even if it doesn't break through the news.
sure, you might not be able to eat or go to the doctor, but check out how nice Trump's new marble shitter is
Abigail and Sen Gallego at Los Tios
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