parva
@parva.bsky.social
2-time NBA all star and new york times bestselling author
my cat just went fuckin hogwild on an original triscuit ™️
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
my cat just went fuckin hogwild on an original triscuit ™️
we all know ann wilson is queen but nancy deserves more love
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
we all know ann wilson is queen but nancy deserves more love
update: my super maga cousin is posting all kinds of anti- ted cruz memes because of his support for israel
November 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
update: my super maga cousin is posting all kinds of anti- ted cruz memes because of his support for israel
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I wrote for @theintercept.com about how prosecuting transportation of these pamphlets is a danger to all writers, journalists, and Americans.
Possession of words is not a crime, even with intent to distribute.
Possession of words is not a crime, even with intent to distribute.
November 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I wrote for @theintercept.com about how prosecuting transportation of these pamphlets is a danger to all writers, journalists, and Americans.
Possession of words is not a crime, even with intent to distribute.
Possession of words is not a crime, even with intent to distribute.
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amid bumping one simple wish i want to give a nod to this too, since it was shared with me. i looked into the affiliated charity (Allies in Arts) and they're legit. it's structured as purchases off an amazon wishlist sent directly to the recipient.
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
amid bumping one simple wish i want to give a nod to this too, since it was shared with me. i looked into the affiliated charity (Allies in Arts) and they're legit. it's structured as purchases off an amazon wishlist sent directly to the recipient.
quite a statement to not invite trump or vance to dick cheney’s funeral. if THAT heartless bastard doesn’t want you there, you’re either extremely good or extremely terrible
November 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
quite a statement to not invite trump or vance to dick cheney’s funeral. if THAT heartless bastard doesn’t want you there, you’re either extremely good or extremely terrible
hamilton
What's that one media you still haven't seen/played no matter what others say?
November 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
hamilton
the bureaucratic maze is a feature of all our welfare systems, they hope it’s so difficult that people won’t apply
These incredible fucking assholes.
These application processes are already so deeply burdensome and frustrating.
They are trying to starve people.
These application processes are already so deeply burdensome and frustrating.
They are trying to starve people.
SNAP benefits update: Trump admin says ‘everyone’ will have to reapply
Agriculture secretary Brooke Rollins told Newsmax on Thursday the plan is to “have everyone reapply for their benefits."
www.newsweek.com
November 17, 2025 at 12:12 AM
the bureaucratic maze is a feature of all our welfare systems, they hope it’s so difficult that people won’t apply
all pedophiles say their encounters are consensual, it’s part of the psychosis
epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
November 17, 2025 at 12:10 AM
all pedophiles say their encounters are consensual, it’s part of the psychosis
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Seems like the people that were very angry about Lizzo blowing President Madison’s flute should really be all over this latest scandal.
November 16, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Seems like the people that were very angry about Lizzo blowing President Madison’s flute should really be all over this latest scandal.
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PSA: if you are a cannabis grower in the United States or have been thinking about starting to grow, get any seeds you’ve been wanting to buy online before the end of the year. The new changes to the hemp laws make buying seeds online illegal again as of January 1, 2026
November 16, 2025 at 7:38 PM
PSA: if you are a cannabis grower in the United States or have been thinking about starting to grow, get any seeds you’ve been wanting to buy online before the end of the year. The new changes to the hemp laws make buying seeds online illegal again as of January 1, 2026
maybe it knocked it back into being a democrat
Senator John Fetterman, the Pennsylvania Democrat whose 2022 campaign was almost derailed by a near-fatal stroke, was hospitalized on Thursday after a fall near his home outside of Pittsburgh.
Fetterman, Senator Who Survived Stroke, Hospitalized After Fall
Senator John Fetterman, the hoodie-wearing Pennsylvanian who nearly died during his campaign and was later hospitalized for clinical depression, had minor injuries, according to his office.
nyti.ms
November 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
maybe it knocked it back into being a democrat
this is really straining my commitment to not talk shit about my hometown
‘We Love Springfield’ campaign to market 50 holiday draws
‘We Love Springfield’ campaign to market 50 holiday draws
The campaign will be funded with a $125,000 three-year commitment from the Springfield Redevelopment Authority.
www.masslive.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:24 AM
this is really straining my commitment to not talk shit about my hometown
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Just for laughs...
November 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Just for laughs...
of course the two raw assholes that represent my state don’t accept faxes
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
of course the two raw assholes that represent my state don’t accept faxes
one thing about me is that if you have a comically large wine glass I’m going to pose with it
November 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
one thing about me is that if you have a comically large wine glass I’m going to pose with it
we actually have similar “suggestions” at my job - they call it the 5-10-15 rule. It’s fine. It’s so we don’t actively scowl at the public
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
we actually have similar “suggestions” at my job - they call it the 5-10-15 rule. It’s fine. It’s so we don’t actively scowl at the public
I realize now that everything I know about classic rock is from 90s commercials for compilation CDs
November 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I realize now that everything I know about classic rock is from 90s commercials for compilation CDs
I KNOW in my heart of hearts that I should be besties with everyone from @1900hotdog.bsky.social but I think I’d come across as sad and old
I asked this before over at The Old Place and the answers delighted me. So again:
Who is an artist you admire who you suspect would not like you if they met you personally?
I think Peter Dinklage is fantastic. I would absolutely get on his last nerve. He'd be looking for the door while we spoke.
Who is an artist you admire who you suspect would not like you if they met you personally?
I think Peter Dinklage is fantastic. I would absolutely get on his last nerve. He'd be looking for the door while we spoke.
November 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I KNOW in my heart of hearts that I should be besties with everyone from @1900hotdog.bsky.social but I think I’d come across as sad and old
when you work for a large health system and people still can’t spell HIPAA
November 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
when you work for a large health system and people still can’t spell HIPAA
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are we allowed to say we have a mandate yet
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
are we allowed to say we have a mandate yet
of course cheney finally keels over during an administration worse than his own
November 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
of course cheney finally keels over during an administration worse than his own
guys are you sick and tired of using bedsheets made for LADIES?
November 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
guys are you sick and tired of using bedsheets made for LADIES?
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can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.
November 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.