parva
@parva.bsky.social
2-time NBA all star and new york times bestselling author
is there vegan spam or was that just a fever dream
January 15, 2026 at 2:04 AM
is there vegan spam or was that just a fever dream
don’t worry bitches, I didn’t miss the CSA deadline this year
January 15, 2026 at 12:49 AM
don’t worry bitches, I didn’t miss the CSA deadline this year
i can’t even handle this one dimension 😤😤
January 14, 2026 at 7:23 PM
i can’t even handle this one dimension 😤😤
controversial take, but I make the best chocolate chip cookies Ive ever eaten
January 14, 2026 at 2:02 AM
controversial take, but I make the best chocolate chip cookies Ive ever eaten
in 2026, skynet became self-aware
U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced the integration of Elon Musk's xAI platform, Grok, into military networks as part of a new "AI acceleration strategy" during a visit to SpaceX.
January 13, 2026 at 4:16 AM
in 2026, skynet became self-aware
i’m not perfect, but at least i don’t put eyelashes on my car headlights
January 12, 2026 at 6:59 PM
i’m not perfect, but at least i don’t put eyelashes on my car headlights
I don’t know how anyone is getting through this timeline sober, but more power to you
January 10, 2026 at 7:08 PM
I don’t know how anyone is getting through this timeline sober, but more power to you
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these are two of the 2026 resolutions from instagram star grandma_droniak, and i gotta say, they're good for us all
January 10, 2026 at 5:08 PM
these are two of the 2026 resolutions from instagram star grandma_droniak, and i gotta say, they're good for us all
@neveronbrand.bsky.social you think he knows the custody guy
January 10, 2026 at 5:25 PM
@neveronbrand.bsky.social you think he knows the custody guy
in case anyone is wondering how things are going in my neck of the woods
Over 100 human skulls found at home of Pennsylvania man accused of desecrating cemeteries
Authorities found the remains in Jonathan Gerlach’s basement after he was seen leaving a cemetery with a bag containing remains, according to officials and a police document.
www.nbcnews.com
January 9, 2026 at 3:16 PM
in case anyone is wondering how things are going in my neck of the woods
people used to smoke in the back rows of airplanes and it was totally fine
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 2:48 PM
people used to smoke in the back rows of airplanes and it was totally fine
boomers switched to using Ring Neighborhood chats as google instead of FB
January 5, 2026 at 8:31 PM
boomers switched to using Ring Neighborhood chats as google instead of FB
I can only handle about 30 seconds of scrolling a day. real life is too much
January 5, 2026 at 4:53 PM
I can only handle about 30 seconds of scrolling a day. real life is too much
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New year! New opportunities for local newsrooms to collaborate with @propublica.org!
Applications are open for 15 yearlong Local Reporting Network partnerships for 2026.
We will review project proposals on a ROLLING basis, with Feb 5 as the 1st deadline.
job-boards.greenhouse.io/propublica/j...
Applications are open for 15 yearlong Local Reporting Network partnerships for 2026.
We will review project proposals on a ROLLING basis, with Feb 5 as the 1st deadline.
job-boards.greenhouse.io/propublica/j...
Local Reporting Network Fellow
Remote, United States
job-boards.greenhouse.io
January 5, 2026 at 3:26 PM
New year! New opportunities for local newsrooms to collaborate with @propublica.org!
Applications are open for 15 yearlong Local Reporting Network partnerships for 2026.
We will review project proposals on a ROLLING basis, with Feb 5 as the 1st deadline.
job-boards.greenhouse.io/propublica/j...
Applications are open for 15 yearlong Local Reporting Network partnerships for 2026.
We will review project proposals on a ROLLING basis, with Feb 5 as the 1st deadline.
job-boards.greenhouse.io/propublica/j...
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if you cook in any way at home, switch all of your spice rack to Penzey’s. incredible quality, good politics, and almost always on sale
January 4, 2026 at 2:56 PM
if you cook in any way at home, switch all of your spice rack to Penzey’s. incredible quality, good politics, and almost always on sale
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Representative Ro Khanna has said: The silence from many media-hyped 2028 contenders today is shocking.
If you cannot oppose this regime change war for oil, you don't have the moral clarity or guts to lead our party or nation.
If you cannot oppose this regime change war for oil, you don't have the moral clarity or guts to lead our party or nation.
January 3, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Representative Ro Khanna has said: The silence from many media-hyped 2028 contenders today is shocking.
If you cannot oppose this regime change war for oil, you don't have the moral clarity or guts to lead our party or nation.
If you cannot oppose this regime change war for oil, you don't have the moral clarity or guts to lead our party or nation.
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You know how you beat the hell out of an influencer in a match (that a lot of people bet on) but not at the round expected, and then a couple of days later you end up in a deadly car crash? What a world
January 3, 2026 at 3:53 AM
You know how you beat the hell out of an influencer in a match (that a lot of people bet on) but not at the round expected, and then a couple of days later you end up in a deadly car crash? What a world
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What does it mean when your doctors keep insisting you redo the cognitive exam
January 2, 2026 at 2:58 PM
What does it mean when your doctors keep insisting you redo the cognitive exam
honest to god, I didn’t think they’d let Mandani get sworn in
January 2, 2026 at 1:03 PM
honest to god, I didn’t think they’d let Mandani get sworn in
god I can’t wait to tell this year to fuck off
January 1, 2026 at 1:59 AM
god I can’t wait to tell this year to fuck off
a guy tried to pick me up once by showing off his Skrewdriver shirt
ps I am not white
ps I am not white
Forget insults, what’s the most unhinged *compliment* you’ve ever received?
December 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
a guy tried to pick me up once by showing off his Skrewdriver shirt
ps I am not white
ps I am not white
there is a pair of chickadees living in my yard and I would die to protect them
December 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
there is a pair of chickadees living in my yard and I would die to protect them
once again I must scream from the mountain tops that the reason we need H1-B visas is that there aren’t enough Americans with the qualifications
December 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
once again I must scream from the mountain tops that the reason we need H1-B visas is that there aren’t enough Americans with the qualifications