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Aspiring cryptid (he/him). Words in Flash Fiction Online.
Her whole vibe is so very '90s Michelle Pfeiffer and it's murdering me lmao
December 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Art by • Frank Frazetta
January 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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When a white Christian man points a loaded pistol at three caroling children, the conservative newspapers call him a “Scrooge” and a “grinch”

If a Jewish person or a Muslim person politely says “happy holidays,” it’s a “War On Christmas”
December 1, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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have you seen that new show? it's on dada. you can watch it on bemular. it's literally on neronga. it's on zetton with ads. it's a gango original. it's on baltan
January 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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The Roundworld year for 2026 shall be known as [FX Drum Roll] : The Year of the Curious Squid. Artwork by Discworld artist Paul Kidby.
December 1, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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Classic indie publisher, too tired to do much more than sleep through Black Friday weekend - and yet!

AND YET❗

Tired from working with brilliant people to publish the new edge of Sword & Sorcery across our magazine and growing book catalog!

Check it out, pass it on ⚔️ newedgeswordandsorcery.com ⚔️
December 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Damn!!
December 1, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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Was in the mood to make a dungeon synth album cover.
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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hey guys what if the Millennium Puzzle was full of meat. would that be fucked up or what

#art #ygo
November 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
These are rookie numbers. Disappointing
@paralogion.bsky.social has swears! They've used 17 profanities in their last 205 posts.

🥇 "fuck" (5 times)
🥈 "ass" (3 times)
🥉 "fucking" (2 times)
November 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
November 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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YOU CAN GROW BACK TEETH NOW???
this would like change my life and FUCK DENTISTS TOOTH COPS ACAB

GIMME SOME CHEAP AS HELL TOOTH REGEN GEL
November 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild

Red squirrel
Chamois
Dolphin
Wild horse
Alpine newt
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild

black bear
fox
groundhog
raccoon
opossum
bonus bird: some sort of gigantic, gold-colored raptor, seen in Central Park from about 15' away. I was catcher in a softball game, and it landed on the backstop. We all just gaped in awe.
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild

Moose
Black bears
Beluga whales
Lynx
Muskox

(Look, obviously I was going to lean into the Alaskan card here, guys...)
November 28, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Tell your god to ready for blood, Charlie Brown.
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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I got this hotness coming out, in which a clever waitress gets roped into a hubt for a cursed treasure with some real scumbags - but something else, something ancient, is on their trail as well...

new-edge-sword-sorcery-2025.backerkit.com/hosted_preor...
November 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
This bullshit debate has been going on for years.

I don't give a flat fuck about your passionate belief in the abolishment of copyright. Pirating books from authors who are trying to survive under capitalism doesn't make you a noble rogue, it just makes you a bog standard mercenary asshole.
Just saw someone claim that authors who want to be paid for their work are "class traitors" because we "only let the wealthy" read our books, and I think I need to go into the woods to scream into the night for a bit.

It's $5, not your first-born child! I need that $5 for health insurance!
November 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Apparently eating apples with the peel and core is unhinged goblin behaviour. Now they tell me
November 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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CHOP CHOP.
November 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Please help Ahmed and his family by sharing and donating if you can!
I don't know what to say anymore… The call goes unanswered.

The war isn't over, as some might think, and we continue to resist every day.

Your support is what keeps us standing… so please don't abandon us.
Don't ignore humanitarian work, donate and participate.⬇️🫂🕊️
chuffed.org/project/157281
November 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Hey @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team please unsuspend Goran immediately.

Goran is a great person, a great artist, and the whole anti-Palestine thing youre on is one of those "Ford funding Hitler" disasters you remember being shocked and dismayed by when you learned of in middle school.
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Hey BlueSky mods? Unban @gorangligovic.bsky.social, you fucking shitebags.
November 26, 2025 at 1:06 PM