Andrew Papenheim
@papenhe.im
honest to goodness ⫽ goodness, too honest ⫽ 👋 mtl 🇨🇦 ⫽ place à la magie, place aux mystères objectifs
scenario: you are in the loblaw. item rings up 85 per cent off the ticket price. do you
a) bring the item to the commis and alert mr. weston to his error
b) the store does not close for ten minutes, go back in and clear the shelf, now now now immediately
a) bring the item to the commis and alert mr. weston to his error
b) the store does not close for ten minutes, go back in and clear the shelf, now now now immediately
November 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
scenario: you are in the loblaw. item rings up 85 per cent off the ticket price. do you
a) bring the item to the commis and alert mr. weston to his error
b) the store does not close for ten minutes, go back in and clear the shelf, now now now immediately
a) bring the item to the commis and alert mr. weston to his error
b) the store does not close for ten minutes, go back in and clear the shelf, now now now immediately
they should have tried a good delivery bar first
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university
Full statement from NU below:
Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
they should have tried a good delivery bar first
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Freed: As a Wing's fortune cookie would tell you, all good things must come to an end montrealgazette.com/opinion/colu...
November 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Freed: As a Wing's fortune cookie would tell you, all good things must come to an end montrealgazette.com/opinion/colu...
there’s that old Policy Uncertainty i’ve been hearing so much about
well, not much actually, all things considered
well, not much actually, all things considered
(1/3) Any document signed by Sleepy Joe Biden with the Autopen, which was approximately 92% of them, is hereby terminated, and of no further force or effect. The Autopen is not allowed to be used if approval is not specifically given by the President of the United
States. The
States. The
November 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
there’s that old Policy Uncertainty i’ve been hearing so much about
well, not much actually, all things considered
well, not much actually, all things considered
remigration? what language is that? european? sounds tedious.
One day, these will be the incredibly dark moments we read about in the history books.
November 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
remigration? what language is that? european? sounds tedious.
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Guinea-Bissau: "On Friday, N'Tam [interim leader] appointed current Finance Minister Ilidio Vieira Te as prime minister. He retains the finance portfolio." sg.news.yahoo.com/guinea-bissa...
Guinea-Bissau capital inches back to normal after coup
Life returned to a semblance of normality in the capital of Guinea-Bissau on Friday, two days after a military coup that saw elections suspended and the president flee into exile.Senegalese President ...
sg.news.yahoo.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Guinea-Bissau: "On Friday, N'Tam [interim leader] appointed current Finance Minister Ilidio Vieira Te as prime minister. He retains the finance portfolio." sg.news.yahoo.com/guinea-bissa...
shouldn’t this be in hypoluxo
I can’t believe I’m about to get mad about a Jersey Shore ripoff but HERE WE ARE. I never watched it but I know the original was named after the specific location and featured a cast from the region.
This is just vaguely “Canada Shore”, is filmed in Kelowna, and the cast is almost all from Toronto
This is just vaguely “Canada Shore”, is filmed in Kelowna, and the cast is almost all from Toronto
'Canada Shore': Meet the 10 Canadians who will show the world how Canada parties in 'Jersey Shore' spinoff
Meet the cast of 10 Canadians who will star in the Paramount+ Jersey Shore spinoff Canada Show, filmed in Kelowna, B.C.
ca.news.yahoo.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:08 PM
shouldn’t this be in hypoluxo
still down. few realize it in good times, but the "C" in CME stands for "Aurora, Illinois"
CME FUTURES, OPTIONS TRADING HALTED
November 28, 2025 at 5:12 AM
still down. few realize it in good times, but the "C" in CME stands for "Aurora, Illinois"
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Trump: “I will permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries … denaturalize migrants who undermine domestic tranquility, and deport any Foreign National who is a public charge, security risk, or non-compatible with Western Civilization.“
November 28, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Trump: “I will permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries … denaturalize migrants who undermine domestic tranquility, and deport any Foreign National who is a public charge, security risk, or non-compatible with Western Civilization.“
why is it called the CME cooling issue and not Globex Warming
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 AM
why is it called the CME cooling issue and not Globex Warming
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CME: MARKETS HALTED DUE TO COOLING ISSUE AT DATA CENTERS
November 28, 2025 at 4:31 AM
CME: MARKETS HALTED DUE TO COOLING ISSUE AT DATA CENTERS
nearly an hour now…
CME FUTURES & OPTIONS HALTED DUE TO TECHNICAL ISSUES: NOTICE
November 28, 2025 at 4:31 AM
nearly an hour now…
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CME GROUP COMMODITY FUTURES TRADING HALTED: TRADERS
November 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
CME GROUP COMMODITY FUTURES TRADING HALTED: TRADERS
i did eventually find the ndp leadership debate undubbed
i decided it was better dubbed
i decided it was better dubbed
November 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
i did eventually find the ndp leadership debate undubbed
i decided it was better dubbed
i decided it was better dubbed
it was a slow news day
November 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
it was a slow news day
I do love it tbh. Everything's quiet. One of the only days of the year this country works better. What am I doing today? Oh, going to the bank, getting mail. I've set nibbly things, and pumpkin things, whatever, out. Maybe I'll indulge a caloric beverage.
Europeans absolutely seething in the chats that Americans are taking a day off
November 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I do love it tbh. Everything's quiet. One of the only days of the year this country works better. What am I doing today? Oh, going to the bank, getting mail. I've set nibbly things, and pumpkin things, whatever, out. Maybe I'll indulge a caloric beverage.
"The federal government is ramping up support for Canada’s steel and lumber industries, increasing tariffs on steel imports and promising additional money to help lumber mills stay afloat in the face of U.S. protectionism."
economy of words there would be to call it canadian protectionism 😒
economy of words there would be to call it canadian protectionism 😒
Ottawa announces further limits on foreign steel, promises more money for lumber mills
Canadian Steel Producers Association calls measures ‘a big relief’ for the sector
www.theglobeandmail.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
"The federal government is ramping up support for Canada’s steel and lumber industries, increasing tariffs on steel imports and promising additional money to help lumber mills stay afloat in the face of U.S. protectionism."
economy of words there would be to call it canadian protectionism 😒
economy of words there would be to call it canadian protectionism 😒
is there a lot of pentagon procurement running through *Alibaba* lol
Pentagon suggests adding Alibaba, Baidu, BYD to list for aiding China military, Bloomberg News reports reut.rs/49ItXz9
Pentagon suggests adding Alibaba, Baidu, BYD to list for aiding China military, Bloomberg News reports
The Pentagon has concluded that Alibaba Group Holding , Baidu Inc and BYD Co should be added to a list of companies that aid the Chinese military, Bloomberg News reported on Wednesday.
reut.rs
November 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
is there a lot of pentagon procurement running through *Alibaba* lol
must have really drained the box last night
PIRRO: FACES COUNTS OF ASSAULT, POSSESSION OF FIREARM
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
must have really drained the box last night
well the atlantic monthly sure isn't the future, i know that much
A racist TV show made with the assistance of Sora has attracted millions of viewers. Tyler Austin Harper argues that it could be “the harbinger of a new entertainment landscape where extremist AI shows will jockey for our attention with more anodyne ones”:
The Will Stancil Show Could Be the Future
A racist TV series making fun of a minor social-media celebrity has attracted millions of viewers—and demonstrates the alarming possibilities of AI.
bit.ly
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
well the atlantic monthly sure isn't the future, i know that much
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Will be interesting to see how Canada defends these measures against complaints from trading partners that they violate WTO/FTAs.
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Will be interesting to see how Canada defends these measures against complaints from trading partners that they violate WTO/FTAs.
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"Prime Minister Carney announces new measures to protect and transform Canada’s steel and lumber industries"
One item on the list:
"Canada will impose a global 25% tariff on targeted imported steel-derivative products such as wind towers, prefabricated buildings, fasteners, and wires."
One item on the list:
"Canada will impose a global 25% tariff on targeted imported steel-derivative products such as wind towers, prefabricated buildings, fasteners, and wires."
Prime Minister Carney announces new measures to protect and transform Canada’s steel and lumber industries
Canada’s new government has moved quickly to protect and strengthen the sectors most affected by U.S. tariffs – introducing new measures to help workers gain new skills, support businesses as they mod...
www.pm.gc.ca
November 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
"Prime Minister Carney announces new measures to protect and transform Canada’s steel and lumber industries"
One item on the list:
"Canada will impose a global 25% tariff on targeted imported steel-derivative products such as wind towers, prefabricated buildings, fasteners, and wires."
One item on the list:
"Canada will impose a global 25% tariff on targeted imported steel-derivative products such as wind towers, prefabricated buildings, fasteners, and wires."
i've got dough resting but i think i'll start on a couple more cookie varieties tomorrow. the third nuzzi blog post landed an hour ago and i've heard nothing about it (i am not paying good money to read that garbage)
things are such a trash fire that I am not convinced the national guard story will survive the holiday
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
i've got dough resting but i think i'll start on a couple more cookie varieties tomorrow. the third nuzzi blog post landed an hour ago and i've heard nothing about it (i am not paying good money to read that garbage)
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U.K 30 YEAR GILT YIELD DOWN 9.8 BPS TO 5.23%, IN BIGGEST ONE DAY FALL SINCE APRIL
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
U.K 30 YEAR GILT YIELD DOWN 9.8 BPS TO 5.23%, IN BIGGEST ONE DAY FALL SINCE APRIL