One thing they don’t tell you about kids is that when they’re between the ages of like 6 and 11, you’ll have to spend all of your available energy absolutely *begging* them to stop constantly and unrelentingly repeating some of the stupidest fucking shit you’ve ever heard.
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
One thing they don’t tell you about kids is that when they’re between the ages of like 6 and 11, you’ll have to spend all of your available energy absolutely *begging* them to stop constantly and unrelentingly repeating some of the stupidest fucking shit you’ve ever heard.
This is just two grown Italians arguing.
These French babies arguing 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
This is just two grown Italians arguing.
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Bluesky not addictive to teens but definitely a crutch for elder millennials who know too much about the Bajoran war.
Meta, YouTube, TikTok and Snapchat know how addictive their platforms can be to teens.
Those are allegations a group of school districts is making against the social media giants, according to a newly unsealed legal filing that quotes the companies’ own internal documents. https://cnn.it/3Xjq5x5
Those are allegations a group of school districts is making against the social media giants, according to a newly unsealed legal filing that quotes the companies’ own internal documents. https://cnn.it/3Xjq5x5
November 26, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Bluesky not addictive to teens but definitely a crutch for elder millennials who know too much about the Bajoran war.
I know saying this as a Saints fan is some real glass houses shit, but Brock Purdy looks fucking awful out there.
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I know saying this as a Saints fan is some real glass houses shit, but Brock Purdy looks fucking awful out there.
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Have been walking around my house, saying various Chris Tucker lines in the Trump voice to my wife. She’s been busy pretending she doesn’t hear me and packing a bag for the past 20 minutes, but I can tell she really digs it.
A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise.
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
Exclusive: How Trump is trying to remake American culture — starting with his favorite buddy-cop franchise
The president is offering some creative input on potential upcoming projects.
www.semafor.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Have been walking around my house, saying various Chris Tucker lines in the Trump voice to my wife. She’s been busy pretending she doesn’t hear me and packing a bag for the past 20 minutes, but I can tell she really digs it.
Pinot is stored in the balls.
November 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Pinot is stored in the balls.
Must be so sick having a player who can reliably kick the ball through the uprights; the Saints should look into getting a guy like that for their team.
November 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Must be so sick having a player who can reliably kick the ball through the uprights; the Saints should look into getting a guy like that for their team.
/overconfidently: WHO DAT
November 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
/overconfidently: WHO DAT
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@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social I’m begging you, sir, ask him to draw a clock on camera.
Trump says he’s meeting with “communist” Mamdani at the White House on Friday
November 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social I’m begging you, sir, ask him to draw a clock on camera.
Beleaguered CAA agent desperately trying to convince Mozzarella and Gouda not to bolt for UTA while his assistant sets meetings to try and lock down Dutch Edam. Has a dinner on the books with Cave-Aged Brie to try and poach it from WME.
United Talent Agency has signed literal type of cheese Parmigiano Reggiano to its roster with the goal of finding product-placement opportunities for the brand in film and TV
www.vulture.com/article/parm...?
www.vulture.com/article/parm...?
Beloved Cheese Parmigiano Reggiano Signs With UTA
The blonde Italian bombshell is about to be all over film and TV.
www.vulture.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Beleaguered CAA agent desperately trying to convince Mozzarella and Gouda not to bolt for UTA while his assistant sets meetings to try and lock down Dutch Edam. Has a dinner on the books with Cave-Aged Brie to try and poach it from WME.
Every Baker Mayfield play Red Zone shows me features him running full-speed into three guys much larger than him, getting smashed, then jumping up and screaming excitedly, which is both incredibly badass and potentially some extremely unsubtle foreshadowing depending on how the rest of his day goes.
November 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Every Baker Mayfield play Red Zone shows me features him running full-speed into three guys much larger than him, getting smashed, then jumping up and screaming excitedly, which is both incredibly badass and potentially some extremely unsubtle foreshadowing depending on how the rest of his day goes.
i just think they’re neat!
November 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
i just think they’re neat!
brb need to build a time machine so I can go [REDACTED] Johannes Gutenberg before he invents the movable type
November 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
brb need to build a time machine so I can go [REDACTED] Johannes Gutenberg before he invents the movable type
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From: Jeffrey Epstein
To: Donald Trump
Subject: Pedophilia
Hello my good friend Donald Trump. I am a pedophile, and I know you are also. We are friends and pedophiles, together.
Best,
Jeffrey Epstein, famous pedophile.
To: Donald Trump
Subject: Pedophilia
Hello my good friend Donald Trump. I am a pedophile, and I know you are also. We are friends and pedophiles, together.
Best,
Jeffrey Epstein, famous pedophile.
November 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
From: Jeffrey Epstein
To: Donald Trump
Subject: Pedophilia
Hello my good friend Donald Trump. I am a pedophile, and I know you are also. We are friends and pedophiles, together.
Best,
Jeffrey Epstein, famous pedophile.
To: Donald Trump
Subject: Pedophilia
Hello my good friend Donald Trump. I am a pedophile, and I know you are also. We are friends and pedophiles, together.
Best,
Jeffrey Epstein, famous pedophile.
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I havent read such a banger of an essay in a very long time. This is so well-written!
Maybe Don’t Talk to the New York Times About Zohran Mamdani
It’s remarkable, the people you’ll hear from. Teach for even a little while at an expensive institution—the term they tend to prefer is “elite”—and odds are that eventually someone who was a studen…
lithub.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I havent read such a banger of an essay in a very long time. This is so well-written!
One of the earliest recorded instances of “accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.”
November 8, 2025 at 6:58 AM
One of the earliest recorded instances of “accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.”
The first episode of Pluribus is some extremely vintage, golden-age X-Files shit and I am extremely here for it.
November 7, 2025 at 5:33 AM
The first episode of Pluribus is some extremely vintage, golden-age X-Files shit and I am extremely here for it.