Christian Finnegan
@christianfinnegan.bsky.social
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christianfinnegan.bsky.social
I don’t know, man—I’ve been using em-dashes like this for something like 35 years. Spaces on either side looks awful to me.
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ryanhatesthis.bsky.social
In the 2010s, this country's elites were thrown onto social platforms with everyone else and could finally read what we all think about them and it caused them so much psychic damage that they decided to destroy both the internet and democracy to make sure nothing like it ever happened again.
gbbranstetter.bsky.social
If this is what it took for you to be pushed into fascism you were probably already there
This predates the social media wars of the late 2010s: One Trump appointee told me that a radicalizing experience was being booted out of the Gawker comments section, way back in the day. But as progressive movements swept through social media, others were tossed off Twitter and Facebook for stepping over a variety of lines, from allegations of harassment to claims of election misinformation. Pandemic era public health rules and fevered enforcement cost others their accounts.
christianfinnegan.bsky.social
What the fuck is an 'everyday american'? Are you telling me it's possible to go part time?
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kvonyborg.bsky.social
If you were thinking to yourself "Self... I'm really wondering about @christianfinnegan.bsky.social's thoughts on Anne Gedes" than *THIS* is the newsletter for you. #NMFO
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NEW MUSIC FOR OLDS #89
A shoutout to my Geddheads
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christianfinnegan.bsky.social
Dude, Kambri and I just moved into a new place and my YT feed is just lousy with this stuff now.
christianfinnegan.bsky.social
How did Millennial process Zooey Deschanel marrying one of The Property Brothers? Feels like a "day the music died" type deal.
christianfinnegan.bsky.social
“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
christianfinnegan.bsky.social
Because it’s not labor, it’s content! And content appears in nature from places our brains can’t understand! Therefore, it’s free.
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christianfinnegan.bsky.social
PC Richard expecting me to pay for all of these dishwashers is going to ‘kill’ my black market appliance business.
christianfinnegan.bsky.social
I find myself making this noise/face a lot recently. It started as a joke, but it’s now how I express genuine anger when no one else is around.
a man in a white shirt stands in front of a crowd of men
ALT: a man in a white shirt stands in front of a crowd of men
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kenwhite.bsky.social
It’s important to flood social media and news channels with news about how ICE lies, so that potential jurors see it.
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chibdm.bsky.social
Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
christianfinnegan.bsky.social
Thanks! I'll be in the smaller side room (you know, where they put their truly important acts). See you there.
christianfinnegan.bsky.social
I'm in post-flu shoot/booster delirium, pondering which hilarious "audio drops" I would use if I produced morning radio for a living.

Definitely this one.

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