Christian Finnegan
@christianfinnegan.bsky.social
Comedian?
Watch my albums, read my specials, listen to my newsletter.
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Watch my albums, read my specials, listen to my newsletter.
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Pot your favorite "Lord of the RIngs" character. Wrong answers only.
November 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Pot your favorite "Lord of the RIngs" character. Wrong answers only.
I never had an imaginary friend, but I did have an imaginary friend of a friend. Kevin something.
November 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I never had an imaginary friend, but I did have an imaginary friend of a friend. Kevin something.
Well I don’t know, James. CAN you take it to the bridge?
James Brown, humiliated: (sigh) May I take it to the bridge?
James Brown, humiliated: (sigh) May I take it to the bridge?
November 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Well I don’t know, James. CAN you take it to the bridge?
James Brown, humiliated: (sigh) May I take it to the bridge?
James Brown, humiliated: (sigh) May I take it to the bridge?
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calmly explaining why we shouldn't bomb random venezuelan boats to people who argued we should torture random iraqis and then won an election by saying they were against a war they advocated for
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
calmly explaining why we shouldn't bomb random venezuelan boats to people who argued we should torture random iraqis and then won an election by saying they were against a war they advocated for
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
I've yet to find anyone who can explain to me why we don't make all of our roads and sidewalks out of bouncy playground material.
November 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I've yet to find anyone who can explain to me why we don't make all of our roads and sidewalks out of bouncy playground material.
Remember, accepting a pardon requires an admission of guilt and that turkey remains a convicted felon in the eyes of the law.
November 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Remember, accepting a pardon requires an admission of guilt and that turkey remains a convicted felon in the eyes of the law.
I love those reaction videos where the guy is like “I’m a professional music producer and today I’m listening to Abbey Road for the first time!“
Buddy, one of those things is a lie.
Buddy, one of those things is a lie.
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I love those reaction videos where the guy is like “I’m a professional music producer and today I’m listening to Abbey Road for the first time!“
Buddy, one of those things is a lie.
Buddy, one of those things is a lie.
Poker isn't right-coded, but making poker your entire personality is.
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Poker isn't right-coded, but making poker your entire personality is.
Happy Dad Telling You it's the Busiest Travel Day of the Year Day!
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Happy Dad Telling You it's the Busiest Travel Day of the Year Day!
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i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
I know it seems dark right now, but it* will happen. Someday, it* will happen.
* people not talking about fucking Star Wars anymore
* people not talking about fucking Star Wars anymore
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I know it seems dark right now, but it* will happen. Someday, it* will happen.
* people not talking about fucking Star Wars anymore
* people not talking about fucking Star Wars anymore
Unpopular opinion, but if I notice your teeth at all, they’re too fucking bright.
November 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Unpopular opinion, but if I notice your teeth at all, they’re too fucking bright.
Getting a jump on my Christmas shopping.
November 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Getting a jump on my Christmas shopping.
Along with all his other sins, it looks like RFK Jr has plagiarized my poetry. Meeting with lawyers.
November 22, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Along with all his other sins, it looks like RFK Jr has plagiarized my poetry. Meeting with lawyers.
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Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.
September 1, 2024 at 12:14 PM
Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.
I recently appeared on KCRW's @kcrw.com's "Press Play with Madeleine Brand" to make a case for my newsletter NEW MUSIC FOR OLDS. You can (and should) check it our here:
www.kcrw.com/shows/press-...
(Starts around 32:45)
www.kcrw.com/shows/press-...
(Starts around 32:45)
How the Sierra Club ‘imploded’ over DEI | KCRW
Plus, Mr. bin Salman goes to Washington, a federal judge says a prosecutor may have botched the indictment of former FBI director James Comey, and how to find new music in your fifties.
www.kcrw.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I recently appeared on KCRW's @kcrw.com's "Press Play with Madeleine Brand" to make a case for my newsletter NEW MUSIC FOR OLDS. You can (and should) check it our here:
www.kcrw.com/shows/press-...
(Starts around 32:45)
www.kcrw.com/shows/press-...
(Starts around 32:45)
Everyone should watch (and hype) "Rini"!
It's 50% brilliant wordplay and 50% psychosis. Imagine MC Escher, but silly!
It's 50% brilliant wordplay and 50% psychosis. Imagine MC Escher, but silly!
Thank you for all the support for my new comedy special “Rini”!
I just learned about a new way to support:
The YouTube mobile app has a “Hype” button that you can tap 3 times and that will... help?
If you are open to Hyping, I thank you!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0uf...
I just learned about a new way to support:
The YouTube mobile app has a “Hype” button that you can tap 3 times and that will... help?
If you are open to Hyping, I thank you!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0uf...
November 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Everyone should watch (and hype) "Rini"!
It's 50% brilliant wordplay and 50% psychosis. Imagine MC Escher, but silly!
It's 50% brilliant wordplay and 50% psychosis. Imagine MC Escher, but silly!
Vice President Jubilation T. Cornpone.
November 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Vice President Jubilation T. Cornpone.
Cummi Bears
change one letter and ruin a candy
Lint Chocolate
Lint Chocolate
change one letter and ruin a candy
Sharties
Sharties
November 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Cummi Bears
This is terrible. If kids want to learn about BDSM and edgeplay, they should watch He-man, like previous generations.
November 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
This is terrible. If kids want to learn about BDSM and edgeplay, they should watch He-man, like previous generations.
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more people need to do alt text like this. bless
November 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
more people need to do alt text like this. bless
I’m sorry, this is a 30 Rock cutaway and I refuse to hear any different.
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I’m sorry, this is a 30 Rock cutaway and I refuse to hear any different.
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
November 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
Werner Herzog voice:
Cornholio in many ways is a manifestation of the madness he lives under. Forced to be a pawn he yearns for freedom, he lashes out against the world around him but cannot bring himself to do so *as himself* because to do so would mean to confront the devil Butthead and the suffering he has inflicted
November 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Werner Herzog voice: