Christian Finnegan
@christianfinnegan.bsky.social
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You will be visited by 3 spirits
December 9, 2025 at 3:18 AM
You will be visited by 3 spirits
Consistency
December 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Consistency
Everyone wish Griswold a happy 15th birthday. Go ahead and pee your diaper, buddy! You’ve earned it!
December 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Everyone wish Griswold a happy 15th birthday. Go ahead and pee your diaper, buddy! You’ve earned it!
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party:
December 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party:
Pot your favorite "Lord of the RIngs" character. Wrong answers only.
November 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Pot your favorite "Lord of the RIngs" character. Wrong answers only.
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Remember when the punchline was that this looked ridiculous? By 2025 standards, it’s understated.
November 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Remember when the punchline was that this looked ridiculous? By 2025 standards, it’s understated.
This is terrible. If kids want to learn about BDSM and edgeplay, they should watch He-man, like previous generations.
November 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
This is terrible. If kids want to learn about BDSM and edgeplay, they should watch He-man, like previous generations.
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
November 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
Hey, come see me to comedy sometime. More dates to come!
November 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Hey, come see me to comedy sometime. More dates to come!
My favorite Bond Girl.
November 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
My favorite Bond Girl.
“Mam”, like your mom
“Dani”, like Donny Wahlburg
Mom-donny.
Mamdani.
Please send this to confused relatives/politicians/pundits/ostensible Democratic leaders
“Dani”, like Donny Wahlburg
Mom-donny.
Mamdani.
Please send this to confused relatives/politicians/pundits/ostensible Democratic leaders
November 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
“Mam”, like your mom
“Dani”, like Donny Wahlburg
Mom-donny.
Mamdani.
Please send this to confused relatives/politicians/pundits/ostensible Democratic leaders
“Dani”, like Donny Wahlburg
Mom-donny.
Mamdani.
Please send this to confused relatives/politicians/pundits/ostensible Democratic leaders
Dude appears to work at a gym, so clearly he’s used to loud music no one asked for.
November 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Dude appears to work at a gym, so clearly he’s used to loud music no one asked for.
Scratch that, he’s now blasting Crazy Town.
November 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Scratch that, he’s now blasting Crazy Town.
Protest sign design is my passion.
October 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Protest sign design is my passion.
“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
October 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
This picture of Pat Metheny is like sliding doors Harrison Ford
October 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
This picture of Pat Metheny is like sliding doors Harrison Ford
What's your sign?
September 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
What's your sign?
(Gravelly whisper) “I’m socially awkward Batman.”
September 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
(Gravelly whisper) “I’m socially awkward Batman.”
Just once I want to see a player list his favorite music genre as "dream pop" or "witch house".
September 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Just once I want to see a player list his favorite music genre as "dream pop" or "witch house".
Eek! Terrifying! Save me, Turning Point USA!
September 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Eek! Terrifying! Save me, Turning Point USA!
Scouring eBay for one of these outfits.
September 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Scouring eBay for one of these outfits.