Cassidy
@outdoorcass.bsky.social
Hi! If you’re a real human person please interact with me! Ive been swarmed by bots. I love really good tv, really bad tv, cats, food and drinks. Find me at a local dive bar.
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coming up with a new idea called "driving like shit olympics". no more bland, unprovable statements like "california drivers are the WORST" allowed. whichever state wins every 4 years gets a moonshot-sized public transit investment to get those fuckers off the road
February 7, 2026 at 5:34 PM
coming up with a new idea called "driving like shit olympics". no more bland, unprovable statements like "california drivers are the WORST" allowed. whichever state wins every 4 years gets a moonshot-sized public transit investment to get those fuckers off the road
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i am GOING TO get my hopes up every single time. NOT because i am gullible or desperate but because it is FUN
January 21, 2026 at 5:14 AM
i am GOING TO get my hopes up every single time. NOT because i am gullible or desperate but because it is FUN
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Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
January 21, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
Can we all just get together and buy HBO instead? Fuck.
December 27, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Can we all just get together and buy HBO instead? Fuck.
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"Dollar General and Family Dollar stores often fail to honor their shelf prices."
Nice investigation by @barryyeoman.com & @jocelynzuck.bsky.social!
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Nice investigation by @barryyeoman.com & @jocelynzuck.bsky.social!
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
How the dollar-store industry overcharges cash-strapped customers while promising low prices
A Guardian investigation reveals Dollar General and Family Dollar stores often fail to honor their shelf prices – charging more at checkout for everything from frying pans to Frosted Flakes
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:08 PM
"Dollar General and Family Dollar stores often fail to honor their shelf prices."
Nice investigation by @barryyeoman.com & @jocelynzuck.bsky.social!
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Nice investigation by @barryyeoman.com & @jocelynzuck.bsky.social!
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Boot that was outside of my apartment building this week.
November 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Boot that was outside of my apartment building this week.
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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BREAKING: Starbucks workers have just authorized a massive strike.
Union Starbucks baristas voted to authorize the strike by 92%.
Now baristas in over 25 cities could launch an unfair labor practice strike on Thursday, November 13th.
Union Starbucks baristas voted to authorize the strike by 92%.
Now baristas in over 25 cities could launch an unfair labor practice strike on Thursday, November 13th.
November 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
BREAKING: Starbucks workers have just authorized a massive strike.
Union Starbucks baristas voted to authorize the strike by 92%.
Now baristas in over 25 cities could launch an unfair labor practice strike on Thursday, November 13th.
Union Starbucks baristas voted to authorize the strike by 92%.
Now baristas in over 25 cities could launch an unfair labor practice strike on Thursday, November 13th.
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November 4, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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We’re Your Mom’s Birth Control and no Catholics allowed! ONE TWO THREE FOUR!
October 26, 2025 at 4:38 AM
We’re Your Mom’s Birth Control and no Catholics allowed! ONE TWO THREE FOUR!
We’re Your Mom’s Birth Control and we may increase your blood pressure! ONE TWO THREE FOUR!
October 26, 2025 at 4:37 AM
We’re Your Mom’s Birth Control and we may increase your blood pressure! ONE TWO THREE FOUR!
We’re Your Mom’s Birth Control and we do not advise you use two of us at once! ONE TWO THREE FOUR!
October 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
We’re Your Mom’s Birth Control and we do not advise you use two of us at once! ONE TWO THREE FOUR!
We’re your moms birth control! We take one week off every month! ONE TWO THREE FOUR!
October 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
We’re your moms birth control! We take one week off every month! ONE TWO THREE FOUR!
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you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
August 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
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Me watching The Hunting Wives:
a man wearing glasses and a tie says this better not awaken anything in me
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a tie says this better not awaken anything in me
media.tenor.com
August 4, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Me watching The Hunting Wives:
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i just think it's unfair that some people are biologically better at sports than me and i think they should all be banned from sports until i am the best at sports
July 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
i just think it's unfair that some people are biologically better at sports than me and i think they should all be banned from sports until i am the best at sports
Babe wake up! Gators Daily posted FFF for the first time in 8 months! Happy Flat Fuck Friday to all who celebrate
August 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Babe wake up! Gators Daily posted FFF for the first time in 8 months! Happy Flat Fuck Friday to all who celebrate
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ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY
ROLL THE CLIP
ROLL THE CLIP
August 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY
ROLL THE CLIP
ROLL THE CLIP
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If there's one episode of TV I wish I could force everyone to watch and internalize, it's the 30 Rock where Liz, who has always seen herself as a bullied nerd underdog, finds out she's actually been hated all her life because she's mean.
July 31, 2025 at 2:41 PM
If there's one episode of TV I wish I could force everyone to watch and internalize, it's the 30 Rock where Liz, who has always seen herself as a bullied nerd underdog, finds out she's actually been hated all her life because she's mean.
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July 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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ozzy osbourne dies
everyone: "enjoy hell (complimentary)"
hulk hogan dies
everyone: "enjoy hell (derogatory)"
everyone: "enjoy hell (complimentary)"
hulk hogan dies
everyone: "enjoy hell (derogatory)"
July 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
ozzy osbourne dies
everyone: "enjoy hell (complimentary)"
hulk hogan dies
everyone: "enjoy hell (derogatory)"
everyone: "enjoy hell (complimentary)"
hulk hogan dies
everyone: "enjoy hell (derogatory)"
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Supreme Court rules 6-3 against labor protections at the dick sucking factory where your mom works
June 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Supreme Court rules 6-3 against labor protections at the dick sucking factory where your mom works
Apple TV the ultimate storytelling streaming service almost exclusively about lonely men
June 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Apple TV the ultimate storytelling streaming service almost exclusively about lonely men