Orb
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following me is a binding contract of marriage
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I went to take a picture to show you he isn't always like this, but he is literally even more orb now
January 17, 2026 at 11:13 PM
I went to take a picture to show you he isn't always like this, but he is literally even more orb now
that part should have gone to Steve Guttenberg
Quentin Tarantino is really bad in pulp fiction. has anyone noticed this before?
January 16, 2026 at 10:04 AM
that part should have gone to Steve Guttenberg
easy fix: just invent a na'vi tribe that lives in Vancouver
James Cameron says he must find a cheaper way to produce the Avatar movies in order to continue making them. https://bit.ly/4qnlOpl
January 15, 2026 at 11:53 AM
easy fix: just invent a na'vi tribe that lives in Vancouver
Quentin Tarantino is really bad in pulp fiction. has anyone noticed this before?
January 13, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Quentin Tarantino is really bad in pulp fiction. has anyone noticed this before?
good movies should be long, bad movies should be short
January 11, 2026 at 11:48 AM
good movies should be long, bad movies should be short
as they say in the real estate business: location doesn't matter
Ten years in and NYT still can't help but be awestruck by the tyrant and his appetites:
January 9, 2026 at 12:02 AM
as they say in the real estate business: location doesn't matter
whatever happened to real journalism?
two men standing at podiums with flags behind them and a sign that says ap on it
ALT: two men standing at podiums with flags behind them and a sign that says ap on it
media.tenor.com
January 8, 2026 at 9:56 PM
whatever happened to real journalism?
a question for all new yorkers: have you heard of jury nullification?
January 5, 2026 at 3:35 PM
a question for all new yorkers: have you heard of jury nullification?
great review, really put me on to this album
Wrote about one of my fave records of the 21st Century, the 2010 Rangers album Suburban Tours, whose dreamy guitar haze is shot through with nostalgia for growing up amid Sun Belt sprawl. An opportunity also to get a jump on nostalgia for chillwave (a genre itself shot through with nostalgia).
Rangers: Suburban Tours
Read Simon Reynolds’ review of the album.
pitchfork.com
January 4, 2026 at 12:37 PM
great review, really put me on to this album
I'm feeling very distracted from the epstein files today
January 4, 2026 at 12:28 AM
I'm feeling very distracted from the epstein files today
just understood what flattening the curve means. i owe my uncle an apology
January 1, 2026 at 11:25 PM
just understood what flattening the curve means. i owe my uncle an apology
i just realized that Greenland and geostorm are two different things. looks like i have some movie watching to do
January 1, 2026 at 11:22 PM
i just realized that Greenland and geostorm are two different things. looks like i have some movie watching to do
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Francisco de Goya, Witches' Sabbath, 1789, Oil on canvas, 43 x 30 cm (Museo Lázaro Galdiano, Madrid)
October 31, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Francisco de Goya, Witches' Sabbath, 1789, Oil on canvas, 43 x 30 cm (Museo Lázaro Galdiano, Madrid)
new year's resolution post better
January 1, 2026 at 11:21 AM
new year's resolution post better
someone who's less of an idiot than him might wonder why Europe didn't scramble to fill the void. the answer is depressingly that we are experiencing the same ugly rightward lurch of politics in a more respectable guise
This thought has been lingering in my head for a while but this tweet prompted me to write it out.
December 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
someone who's less of an idiot than him might wonder why Europe didn't scramble to fill the void. the answer is depressingly that we are experiencing the same ugly rightward lurch of politics in a more respectable guise
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“Oh gee really difficult to parse this one, Elon is so hard to place politically”
December 21, 2025 at 12:51 AM
“Oh gee really difficult to parse this one, Elon is so hard to place politically”
oh I'm supposed to read the other responses before posting in your replies? well what if i can't read, bozo?
December 19, 2025 at 2:36 PM
oh I'm supposed to read the other responses before posting in your replies? well what if i can't read, bozo?
haha get his ass
David Brooks, who wrote in the NYT last month, "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out" is... in the latest Epstein photo dump published by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov.
He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
December 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
haha get his ass
She didn't not commit fraud
November 16, 2025 at 7:42 AM
She didn't not commit fraud
Jacob elordi is the worst thing that's happened to short men since the invention of basketball
November 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Jacob elordi is the worst thing that's happened to short men since the invention of basketball
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Thought you’d want to look at this one: thereveal.film/interview-ke...
Interview: Kevin Tighe on ‘One Battle After Another’ and a great career on stage and screen
The great character actor talks about his return to the screen in 'One Battle After Another' and a half-century journey in the business.
thereveal.film
October 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Thought you’d want to look at this one: thereveal.film/interview-ke...
Oh no I'm older than every spider on earth now
October 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Oh no I'm older than every spider on earth now