Ray 'OrbDad' Bentley
@orbdad.bsky.social
bright as hell out here
he/him
he/him
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January 24, 2026 at 12:11 AM
i̸f̶ ̶y̴o̴u̷'̸r̵e̵ ̴c̷o̴l̸d̴ ̶t̵h̷e̵y̵'̴r̶e̷ ̷c̵o̵l̷d̵
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It’s so cold but there are tens of thousands of people out here
January 23, 2026 at 9:22 PM
It’s so cold but there are tens of thousands of people out here
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[lips pressed directly on mic] yes
So you think kids should be vaccinated at gunpoint against their parents’ wishes or removed from the home?
January 23, 2026 at 8:48 PM
[lips pressed directly on mic] yes
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oscar clip for film "train dreams". joel edgerton stares into the embers of a dying flame as narrator talks about whether or not megaman goes to the bathroom like a human being or if he is a robot down there
January 23, 2026 at 10:50 AM
oscar clip for film "train dreams". joel edgerton stares into the embers of a dying flame as narrator talks about whether or not megaman goes to the bathroom like a human being or if he is a robot down there
if Dianne Warren beats Golden and I Lied to You it might be the funniest Oscar upset of all time
gotta balance the 'we owe them a statue' with 'lol Dianne never wins'
gotta balance the 'we owe them a statue' with 'lol Dianne never wins'
January 22, 2026 at 3:08 PM
if Dianne Warren beats Golden and I Lied to You it might be the funniest Oscar upset of all time
gotta balance the 'we owe them a statue' with 'lol Dianne never wins'
gotta balance the 'we owe them a statue' with 'lol Dianne never wins'
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There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
January 22, 2026 at 2:27 AM
There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy
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Mario is Italian
Wario is Greek
Waluigi is Serbian
Wario is Greek
Waluigi is Serbian
January 21, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Mario is Italian
Wario is Greek
Waluigi is Serbian
Wario is Greek
Waluigi is Serbian
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Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
January 21, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
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cinephiles note: it is not necessary to have watched the godfather parts one and two before skipping godfather three
January 19, 2026 at 4:59 AM
cinephiles note: it is not necessary to have watched the godfather parts one and two before skipping godfather three
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The Whispers - Rock Steady
The Whispers - Rock Steady (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by UnidiscMusic
www.youtube.com
January 20, 2026 at 6:20 PM
The Whispers - Rock Steady
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*hour 2 of listening to victor Frankenstein recount the story of how he invented immortality technology*
Can you fast forward past the parts where you keep trying to bang your sister in law
Can you fast forward past the parts where you keep trying to bang your sister in law
January 19, 2026 at 12:59 PM
*hour 2 of listening to victor Frankenstein recount the story of how he invented immortality technology*
Can you fast forward past the parts where you keep trying to bang your sister in law
Can you fast forward past the parts where you keep trying to bang your sister in law
for my friend Amanda, who is dearly missed, let's fuckin go
January 18, 2026 at 1:19 AM
for my friend Amanda, who is dearly missed, let's fuckin go
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that’s right
Spanberger ends relationship between ICE and Virginia State Police
“This is an absolutely huge first step because it sends a message that she cares about the trust that the community has with the government, not just law enforcement,” immigration advocate Luis Aguila...
www.wvtf.org
January 17, 2026 at 8:33 PM
that’s right
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impressed by Spanberger thus far, ngl
January 17, 2026 at 9:00 PM
impressed by Spanberger thus far, ngl
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everybody in the trump administration looks like this
January 17, 2026 at 4:25 PM
everybody in the trump administration looks like this
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Oh yeahhhhh
“You're a very bad man, Walker, a very destructive man!"
“You're a very bad man, Walker, a very destructive man!"
January 16, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Oh yeahhhhh
“You're a very bad man, Walker, a very destructive man!"
“You're a very bad man, Walker, a very destructive man!"
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God I love watching local news in a hotel room, I’m in San Francisco and they’re doing a story about a Taco Bell Cantina opening at Fisherman’s Wharf and it ended with one anchor saying to the other, “We’ve gotta check that out”
January 16, 2026 at 7:20 AM
God I love watching local news in a hotel room, I’m in San Francisco and they’re doing a story about a Taco Bell Cantina opening at Fisherman’s Wharf and it ended with one anchor saying to the other, “We’ve gotta check that out”
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Wow! Big huge soft titties
January 15, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Wow! Big huge soft titties
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Mr. Phipps Tater Crisps (1992-circa 1996): A line of baked potato snacks from Nabisco, they were sort of like a hybrid potato chip/cracker. Available in Original, BBQ, and Sour Cream & Onion
January 15, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Mr. Phipps Tater Crisps (1992-circa 1996): A line of baked potato snacks from Nabisco, they were sort of like a hybrid potato chip/cracker. Available in Original, BBQ, and Sour Cream & Onion
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this is genuinely incredible
January 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
this is genuinely incredible