Lando Parkour
@olrock13.bsky.social
Sun Devil + Aggie (I like Maroon).
Travel Nerd. Fan of solid O-Line play and FCS Rivalries. I play with data for a living.
Travel Nerd. Fan of solid O-Line play and FCS Rivalries. I play with data for a living.
Man, I “wish” I was feeble brained enough to think like these jackasses. Imagine being so weak minded that your view of history isn’t complicated w/ nuance and you have to boil your understanding of the WORLD down to “hurrdurr, if you can hold more than one thought at a time you’re a communist.”
On X, a senior U.S. Justice Department official is promoting a post that praises colonization as “one of the greatest things that ever happened to the backwards parts of the world.”👇
January 5, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Man, I “wish” I was feeble brained enough to think like these jackasses. Imagine being so weak minded that your view of history isn’t complicated w/ nuance and you have to boil your understanding of the WORLD down to “hurrdurr, if you can hold more than one thought at a time you’re a communist.”
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“Thoughts and prayers”
Press call with Chuck Schumer says he has been talking with his caucus "I've been talking to so many members of my caucus today. Everybody is very, very just totally, totally, totally troubled."
January 4, 2026 at 12:23 AM
“Thoughts and prayers”
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Maduro is awful but this isn't order prevailing over chaos, this is a territorial takeover of one criminal overlord by another. I hope that a year from now the Venezuelan people are still happy and didn't go from bad to worse but Trump's track record on making people's lives better is not good.
January 3, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Maduro is awful but this isn't order prevailing over chaos, this is a territorial takeover of one criminal overlord by another. I hope that a year from now the Venezuelan people are still happy and didn't go from bad to worse but Trump's track record on making people's lives better is not good.
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american foreign policy, I guess
January 3, 2026 at 5:04 PM
american foreign policy, I guess
So Don is just shaking down Venezuela et al, right?
1) try to claim the bounty
2) get his people/Bannon in power in Venezuela + get oil/“infrastructure” kick backs
3) prosecute Maduro in US for political points/attention
4) Be bought off and pardon Maduro quietly before leaving office…
1) try to claim the bounty
2) get his people/Bannon in power in Venezuela + get oil/“infrastructure” kick backs
3) prosecute Maduro in US for political points/attention
4) Be bought off and pardon Maduro quietly before leaving office…
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 PM
So Don is just shaking down Venezuela et al, right?
1) try to claim the bounty
2) get his people/Bannon in power in Venezuela + get oil/“infrastructure” kick backs
3) prosecute Maduro in US for political points/attention
4) Be bought off and pardon Maduro quietly before leaving office…
1) try to claim the bounty
2) get his people/Bannon in power in Venezuela + get oil/“infrastructure” kick backs
3) prosecute Maduro in US for political points/attention
4) Be bought off and pardon Maduro quietly before leaving office…
Man those unreacted Epstein files must be really REALLY bad if they keep doing this shit.
January 3, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Man those unreacted Epstein files must be really REALLY bad if they keep doing this shit.
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Remember the rules. If your team...
1. loses a starter: It was money and they tampered.
2. loses a backup: it's what's wrong with the game these days.
3. gained a starter: it's your team culture that did it.
4. gained a backup: only your school can develop him properly.
1. loses a starter: It was money and they tampered.
2. loses a backup: it's what's wrong with the game these days.
3. gained a starter: it's your team culture that did it.
4. gained a backup: only your school can develop him properly.
It is 12:01 AM (ET) on January 2.
The Transfer Portal is now open.
Buckle Up, College Football America.
The Transfer Portal is now open.
Buckle Up, College Football America.
January 2, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Remember the rules. If your team...
1. loses a starter: It was money and they tampered.
2. loses a backup: it's what's wrong with the game these days.
3. gained a starter: it's your team culture that did it.
4. gained a backup: only your school can develop him properly.
1. loses a starter: It was money and they tampered.
2. loses a backup: it's what's wrong with the game these days.
3. gained a starter: it's your team culture that did it.
4. gained a backup: only your school can develop him properly.
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Are we blaming the G5 for Texas Tech and Alabama blowouts today?
January 2, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Are we blaming the G5 for Texas Tech and Alabama blowouts today?
#Miami to tOSU + A&M
a man in a dark room with the words none of you seem to understand behind him
ALT: a man in a dark room with the words none of you seem to understand behind him
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 1:10 AM
#Miami to tOSU + A&M
I’m prepared for a lot of things.
A police pursuit of a U-Haul ranger truck thru the departures lane at #SanAntonioAirport was not on my bingo card for this trip TBH.
A police pursuit of a U-Haul ranger truck thru the departures lane at #SanAntonioAirport was not on my bingo card for this trip TBH.
a police car is reflected in a rear view mirror with the word when above it
ALT: a police car is reflected in a rear view mirror with the word when above it
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I’m prepared for a lot of things.
A police pursuit of a U-Haul ranger truck thru the departures lane at #SanAntonioAirport was not on my bingo card for this trip TBH.
A police pursuit of a U-Haul ranger truck thru the departures lane at #SanAntonioAirport was not on my bingo card for this trip TBH.
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texas a&m is gonna be the first team to go 11-2 and finish the season 8-4
December 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
texas a&m is gonna be the first team to go 11-2 and finish the season 8-4
I understand the team is defense first… but the offensive plan/play from Klein and Reed has been underwhelming.
Once again, A&M’s defense has been bailing them out
December 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I understand the team is defense first… but the offensive plan/play from Klein and Reed has been underwhelming.
The 4 team playoff checked ALL of the boxes. Then the committee had to go and put in an Alabama in over and undefeated team and blow the qholenfuckin’ thing up. 🤦♂️
These first two games have been a pretty strong argument for a 4 team playoff.
December 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The 4 team playoff checked ALL of the boxes. Then the committee had to go and put in an Alabama in over and undefeated team and blow the qholenfuckin’ thing up. 🤦♂️
We recognize… Yet we must not fail to comprehend... Our… livelihood are all involved; so is the very structure of our society. In the councils of government, we must guard against… unwarranted influence… by the military industrial complex… disastrous rise of misplaced power exists and will persist.
BREAKING: The U.S. has launched military operations in Syria to "eliminate ISIS fighters" following attack on Americans.
Hegseth announces operation to 'eliminate' Islamic State fighters in Syria after deaths of Americans
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has announced the start of an operation to “eliminate ISIS fighters, infrastructure, and weapons sites” in Syria following the deaths of three U.S. citizens.
bit.ly
December 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
We recognize… Yet we must not fail to comprehend... Our… livelihood are all involved; so is the very structure of our society. In the councils of government, we must guard against… unwarranted influence… by the military industrial complex… disastrous rise of misplaced power exists and will persist.
It feels really odd, as a logic based person, to feel like your gov is untethered from reality. Like, making it optional, fine whatever bodily autonomy … but RECOMMENDING NOT HAVING IT is active harm and WILD.
5 years ago | 5 minutes ago
“US plans to stop recommending most vaccines for children and defer to doctors”
“US plans to stop recommending most vaccines for children and defer to doctors”
December 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
It feels really odd, as a logic based person, to feel like your gov is untethered from reality. Like, making it optional, fine whatever bodily autonomy … but RECOMMENDING NOT HAVING IT is active harm and WILD.
Holiday Friday the weekend of the first round college football games. Masterclass by the admin on trying to bury this. (Likely won’t work but 🤷♂️)
December 19, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Holiday Friday the weekend of the first round college football games. Masterclass by the admin on trying to bury this. (Likely won’t work but 🤷♂️)
But, y’all he’s not racist. And it’s just an odd coincidence that that he’s got racist around him. And Com’on Elon and those around Don aren’t ACTUALLY going to do anything to the non-criminals.
FOH, any moderate that had a “is he REALLY that bad?!” View. 😠
FOH, any moderate that had a “is he REALLY that bad?!” View. 😠
Breaking News: The Trump administration plans to ramp up efforts to strip some naturalized Americans of their citizenship, internal documents obtained by The New York Times show, marking an aggressive new phase in President Trump’s immigration crackdown. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/17/u...
December 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
But, y’all he’s not racist. And it’s just an odd coincidence that that he’s got racist around him. And Com’on Elon and those around Don aren’t ACTUALLY going to do anything to the non-criminals.
FOH, any moderate that had a “is he REALLY that bad?!” View. 😠
FOH, any moderate that had a “is he REALLY that bad?!” View. 😠
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"We will call the 12th month of the year 'December'... which means 'tenth month.'"
December 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
"We will call the 12th month of the year 'December'... which means 'tenth month.'"
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Concepcion such a badass
November 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Concepcion such a badass