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😺Crazy Cat Lady🙀
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Cats, politics, Hip Hop and US sports for some inexplicable reason. Fluent in the sailor tongue. May contain traces of alcohol. Japanophile 🇯🇵
Lutruwita / Tasmania, the unceded land of the Palawa people
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Never have I been happier to live in a country that has ok health care, fuck-all guns, a pretty good standard of education, the best coffee, and a reasonable level of tolerance for all as long as you’re not a shit cunt. Australia isn’t perfect but at least we’re not the US
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It is finally time to post this Holiday Horror Thread on here. Buckle up, and beware. This thread is dark and full of terrors. I give you: The Turkey Brine of Doom
November 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Now this is a reporter.

Kudos to Mary Bruce for fearlessly standing up to Khashoggi's killer and the president who was fine with it.
Reporter: Is it appropriate for your family to do business with Saudi Arabia while you’re president? The us intelligence concluded you orchestrated the murder of a journalist…

Trump: Who are you with?

Reporter: ABC News
November 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
View from the bath, Fukuoka Grand Hyatt. To think I could be watching NHK on that tv!
November 18, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Being in Japan inspires me to write a song called “50 different ways to flush a toilet”
November 18, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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man, what the fuck is in these files that would a) be worse than anything we have ever learned about him, b) make him willing to risk a maga civil war over it, and c) have him desperately calling half of the republicans in the house and begging them to vote against their release
Trump on Epstein Files: I don’t want to talk about it because fake news like you—you’re a terrible reporter—fake news like you just keeps bringing up to deflect from the tremendous success of The Trump Admin
November 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Watching Chilean election results come in and once again thinking about this tweet
November 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Youth workers fear the teen social media ban will disproportionately hurt vulnerable, queer, and remote teens who rely on the internet for community. @cameronwilson.bsky.social reports.
'There will be deaths': Youth workers are dreading the teen social media ban
www.crikey.com.au
November 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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I imagine these are the kinds of titles you'd see on the VHS tapes in the backroom behind the curtain at the movie rental store in the 90s.
secretary breakfast gin is having a phallic one
November 16, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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The salmon industry in Australia truly are the worst.
Lobster fishery off Bruny Island in TAS closed on eve of the opening of fishing season due to antibiotic use by the salmon farms.
No indication of how long for. Must be a devastating blow for fishermen approaching Xmas.
Crayfish Closure Follows Salmon Antibiotic Deployment - Tasmanian Times
The commercial rock lobster fishery south of the D'Entrecasteaux Channel is now closed effective 15 November 2025
tasmaniantimes.com
November 16, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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I'm still raging in my head here - the selling point of Bruny Island - and every business on it - is purity. That's all - pure nature. The idea that this could be shattered by a fricken corporation seeing antibiotics to solve their business problem as a solution is..a nightmare if true. We wait...
November 16, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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Lobster fishery off Bruny Island in TAS closed on eve of the opening of fishing season due to antibiotic use by the salmon farms.
No indication of how long for. Must be a devastating blow for fishermen approaching Xmas.
Crayfish Closure Follows Salmon Antibiotic Deployment - Tasmanian Times
The commercial rock lobster fishery south of the D'Entrecasteaux Channel is now closed effective 15 November 2025
tasmaniantimes.com
November 16, 2025 at 5:46 AM
People look at me like I’m a freak for walking around Tokyo in November with short sleeves, but I’m menopausal for fuck’s sake and every indoor area is as hot as Satan’s arsehole!
November 16, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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It soothes my bitter heart to know that no matter how much money Elon Musk has, he will never, ever be funny

t.co/QhuKU9HCxA
November 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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A few weeks ago I was talking politics with a local, highly straight, bartender.

All the sudden he said: “Well, I think a big part of the problem is that so many of the people who would’ve been our progressive leaders died of AIDS & can’t help us now.”

And I’ve thought about that every day since.
November 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
2 years ago I went to a bar in Tokyo and this creepy old Swiss dude was sitting in a corner smoking a filthy cigar. Tonight I went back to the same bar and the same creepy cunt is still there smoking his fucking cigar 🤷‍♀️
November 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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DO NOT (& I cannot emphasise this enough) BUY TASMANIAN SALMON.
You are not supporting Tasmania by purchasing it. You are supporting the rape of our environment, the profits of a foreign company and outrageous animal cruelty.
November 7, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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“The shooting occurred Wednesday morning in a subdivision of Whitestown…”
Cleaning worker who mistakenly went to wrong home fatally shot: Police
The shooting victim died from a gunshot wound to the head, the coroner's office said.
abcnews.go.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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There are no words for how evil this is
November 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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New Crash out. Mamdani is bad because the literal mafia doesn't like him.
November 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I remember a time when I used to enjoy Thursday night football
November 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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"Tesla shareholder approve one trillion dollar pay deal for Elon Musk."
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Holy shit. Neither Cuomo nor Sliwa would have went after Trump, maybe ever but Zohran is doing it as soon as he has the office.
November 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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What an excellent, inspiring speech from Mamdani. I haven’t felt chills like this… ever?
November 5, 2025 at 4:34 AM