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JOE DANTE'S INFERNO
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I WISH I WERE A BIRD. baseball pervert. Chicago, chronically ill, collecting records and playing rpgs, mad about disability justice. she/they

streams as a small gaming frog at https://www.twitch.tv/rpgpond 🐸🎮
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this cultural/social moment affirms for me that the work of the remainder of my life is to learn to live slowly and in harmony with the present moment. there is no other project.
managed to roll credits on Hades 1, pretty proud considering how bad i am at games like this
November 29, 2025 at 6:29 PM
guide this one to where the traveler never tires, the lover never leaves, the hungry never starve.
garrus this and mordin solus that, but if you’re a chronically ill gamer thane krios is the companion who most haunts your thoughts

there’s tali zorah too of course but she stays by your side and so it’s less of a haunting

tali is your friend. thane is both a memory and a promise
November 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
i can feel my anxiety really wanting to grab onto this snowstorm and spiral about it but it can’t find anything specific or immediate to worry about so i’m just kinda buzzing a bit and being confused about why
November 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
for #RandomGameSaturday I grabbed Mistwalker’s Lost Odyssey from 2007/2008. if you lost your shit about E33 this year, you should dig this one up.
November 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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My husband and I have been trying to scare each other with the June Squibb cutout he got me for my bday
November 29, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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I can hardly wait to use my new snow blower looks like plenty of room to stick my whole hand in there
November 29, 2025 at 1:19 PM
had to be me.

someone else might have gotten it wrong.
November 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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with alt text, because everyone deserves a good cry.

come over.
July 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Friendly Thanksgiving reminder: YOU FOLKS DON’T GIVE NO MATCHES TO MIKEY! #MST3K
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
am in an autistic clash of the titans today with my father in law about whether the end table light should be on or off
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
my 9 year old nephew is so cool, he just drew me a picture of kakashi
November 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
listening to “you can’t hurry love” and deeply grateful for the divine light of pop music, without which i would wither and die
November 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Reminder: the first Raimi SPIDER-MAN is a Thanksgiving movie.
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
i didn’t know i knew this many shaggy songs
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
my dearest wish is to meet a muppet
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
hitting the statler/waldorf so hard during the parade today
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
loved reading this thread. truly sci fi shit, but so well explained.
GOOD NEWS! Researchers have developed a heteromultivalent nanogel capable of killing some of the most dangerous bacteria known to medicine- with over 99.9% effectiveness against P. aeruginosa. It also showed strong antibacterial effects against other major threats, including E. coli and MRSA.
November 27, 2025 at 1:09 PM
i forgot to put the chicken in the buttermilk last night and now it will only get ten hours instead of 24, WOE
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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hey man — don’t hurt my computer’s feelings. not cool
October 5, 2025 at 10:53 AM
all i will say is that you don’t need ai prompts to be able to see patterns and understand how things may unfold.

and being concerned is not the same thing as being insane.

and criticizing people for being “pearl clutching” or “hysterical” is misogynist-coded for a reason. ok? ok.
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 PM
i will not start my day by arguing with sealioning ai chuds, i simply will not
November 26, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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By "decentralized" they just mean: DOGE is everywhere now
November 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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They're not esoteric. Any of the conspiracy theories that shaped DOGE's mission can be found easily by browsing Twitter or Facebook for a few minutes. Apparently billionaire brains get cooked by social media in exactly the same way poor people brains do.
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I’m glad i decided to learn to cook

I’m not amazing at it or anything but i can make things that i think taste good fairly reliably and thats pretty great
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
sorry but i invented this whole thing on facebook 15 years ago with yelling about food

real ones remember
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM