Old Dirty Karma
@olddirtykarma.bsky.social
That same guy from Twitter. Buy https://cult-life-2.creator-spring.com
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Siri, my friends form an alert circle around me when anything bad happens. Am I a young elephant?
April 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Siri, my friends form an alert circle around me when anything bad happens. Am I a young elephant?
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1991: fighting with five siblings for use of a single landline
2025: we all refuse to answer our cell phones
2025: we all refuse to answer our cell phones
April 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
1991: fighting with five siblings for use of a single landline
2025: we all refuse to answer our cell phones
2025: we all refuse to answer our cell phones
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Safe to say this won't make the canadian geese any friendlier.
April 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Safe to say this won't make the canadian geese any friendlier.
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The Budweiser horses just pissed and shit all over my front yard.
December 25, 2023 at 10:37 PM
The Budweiser horses just pissed and shit all over my front yard.
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I’ll set myself on fire tomorrow and claim I’m baked Alaska.
November 15, 2023 at 3:15 AM
I’ll set myself on fire tomorrow and claim I’m baked Alaska.
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A fireside chat about babygirl’s tasty li’l butthole.
November 15, 2023 at 2:32 PM
A fireside chat about babygirl’s tasty li’l butthole.
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Just got a new tab on here called, “Popular with other morons.”
November 15, 2023 at 5:35 PM
Just got a new tab on here called, “Popular with other morons.”
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*extreme opera singer voice
🎶DEPRESSION!
DEPRESSION!
DEPRESSION!🎶
🎶DEPRESSION!
DEPRESSION!
DEPRESSION!🎶
September 1, 2023 at 7:06 PM
*extreme opera singer voice
🎶DEPRESSION!
DEPRESSION!
DEPRESSION!🎶
🎶DEPRESSION!
DEPRESSION!
DEPRESSION!🎶
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Pirogi body, kielbasa heart.
September 1, 2023 at 9:49 PM
Pirogi body, kielbasa heart.
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Many folks live their entire life without owning any donut-related apparel.
September 2, 2023 at 4:30 PM
Many folks live their entire life without owning any donut-related apparel.
Are married men still single here?
July 23, 2023 at 1:07 PM
Are married men still single here?
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Sure, Billy Joel can make love to his tonic and gin but when I do it, I get a PH imbalance and a lifetime ban.
July 22, 2023 at 9:50 PM
Sure, Billy Joel can make love to his tonic and gin but when I do it, I get a PH imbalance and a lifetime ban.
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I want to be a porn bot when I grow up
July 13, 2023 at 11:55 PM
I want to be a porn bot when I grow up
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“hey” with the intention of drinking nothing but your titty-milk from now on.
July 23, 2023 at 12:22 PM
“hey” with the intention of drinking nothing but your titty-milk from now on.
Motherfuckers just want to be sad everywhere I guess
July 19, 2023 at 10:35 PM
Motherfuckers just want to be sad everywhere I guess
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if i ever send a “just checking in on you” text it means i’m tryna look at titties but we ain’t talked for a while.
July 19, 2023 at 10:31 PM
if i ever send a “just checking in on you” text it means i’m tryna look at titties but we ain’t talked for a while.