Stuart
@ohstuaryyyy.bsky.social
Still saying Yes too much. Fully COYS.
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still my favorite christmas post
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
still my favorite christmas post
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SCROOGE: you there, boy! what day is it?
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
December 1, 2024 at 9:08 AM
SCROOGE: you there, boy! what day is it?
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
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You can't joke about anything anymore. Because you signed a multi figure contract with the Saudi government that said they wouldn't pay you if you did.
September 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
You can't joke about anything anymore. Because you signed a multi figure contract with the Saudi government that said they wouldn't pay you if you did.
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Well don't I feel stupid
September 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Well don't I feel stupid
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Kudos to the bird that managed to shit an image of itself onto this bloke's car.
June 5, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Kudos to the bird that managed to shit an image of itself onto this bloke's car.
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jesus christ just tell us if it’s maybelline
February 8, 2025 at 4:07 AM
jesus christ just tell us if it’s maybelline
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This is so wholesome. 🥹
January 31, 2025 at 1:12 AM
This is so wholesome. 🥹
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Toby Young becoming a Lord has reminded me of this incredible exchange
December 21, 2024 at 10:34 AM
Toby Young becoming a Lord has reminded me of this incredible exchange
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I just worked this out and it would mean each of us used about 44,000 miles of wrapping paper each Christmas. This is almost enough wrapping paper to go around the Earth twice.
Debbie McGee has just guessed that people in the UK use 3 trillion miles of wrapping paper each Christmas and I can't stop laughing
December 16, 2024 at 6:23 PM
I just worked this out and it would mean each of us used about 44,000 miles of wrapping paper each Christmas. This is almost enough wrapping paper to go around the Earth twice.
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it's been almost 40 years since the first album and that's ample time in which to figure out whether or not they're giants
December 1, 2024 at 2:07 AM
it's been almost 40 years since the first album and that's ample time in which to figure out whether or not they're giants
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Good man yourself Oedipus, how’re ye keeping these days, tell me now, do y’still have the
November 28, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Good man yourself Oedipus, how’re ye keeping these days, tell me now, do y’still have the
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me:
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
November 25, 2024 at 2:38 PM
me:
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
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To be fair she does look like a chicken.
November 23, 2024 at 2:08 PM
To be fair she does look like a chicken.
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mike tyson is too old. he should have stepped aside months ago and let kamala take over
November 16, 2024 at 5:38 AM
mike tyson is too old. he should have stepped aside months ago and let kamala take over
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They should have called this site AFC Twitter
November 15, 2024 at 6:51 AM
They should have called this site AFC Twitter