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Oh look the feds are here.
June 19, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Give @streetsblognyc.bsky.social a Killdozer.
apparently we’re not serious about making cities more livable
A speech given by Hochul at the Global Economic Summit in Ireland less than 3 weeks ago!

"[Congestion pricing] took a long time because people feared backlash from drivers set in their ways. But, much like with housing, if we're serious about making cities more livable, we must get over that."
June 5, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Trying something.
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ALT: Ohhi-dating GIF
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June 5, 2024 at 11:26 AM
John Tucker Must Die (2006) branched us into our current timeline. We will not be explaining further.
May 12, 2024 at 9:35 PM
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there should be a dating app for people who prefer phone calls
May 11, 2024 at 8:11 PM
If you rolled your ankle because you wore heels on the cobblestone streets in the Meatpacking District, they'd put you down like a horse. That's how ketamine started.
Millennials used to have to walk of shame uphill, both ways.
May 11, 2024 at 12:34 PM
Millennials used to have to walk of shame uphill, both ways.
May 11, 2024 at 12:25 PM
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got a shirt and mug of this one at TheNewSharingMachine.com (along with several old & new designs by me and @nataliedee.bsky.social )
April 14, 2024 at 9:18 PM
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It's a little more nuanced, but this is overall accurate. First marriages, like Predator, are the strongest, but typically end in divorce and don't franchise. The average Predator sequel is also stronger by comparison (under 35% of second and third marriages last).

Crossovers excluded obviously.
May 10, 2024 at 10:40 PM
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May 10, 2024 at 8:30 PM
"Personality gap" relationship.
May 10, 2024 at 7:47 PM
They're calling him "the most single man alive."
harass this man
May 10, 2024 at 6:02 PM
"AI dating app but it's your ex" would work.
babe what’s wrong you’ve barely touched your ai dead mom
May 10, 2024 at 3:59 PM
"FLESH HUSK" is a great tinder bio.
May 10, 2024 at 3:57 PM
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More people need to think of 'indie' as in 'I am not beholden to a business model that someone else can fuck me out of with no recourse.'
May 10, 2024 at 4:17 AM
Dating is good for the economy.
May 10, 2024 at 3:42 PM