Cockheed Fartin’.

Or a “SAW”-like contraption that triggers when a test result is not stat sig (always).

Same event, and it's a y2k "American Apparel" throwback campaign for the VICE print reboot inaugural issue.

How about a carbon dating app called "Geigr"?

Most men will do anything they can to avoid having to develop an interesting personality or earnestly trying a fun, flirty hobby.

You've never dated in New York, have you...

Lost technology 🥲

2024 tech-brain is thinking your users need god-level AGI to think about asking someone what music they're into.

By definition no one who believes this is actually anyone you'd want to fuck, so, let them wave their own red flags ("Virgin Accomplished!")

Make them kiss.

Easy: your boyfriend is the alarms now.

Something something bisexual sky lighting something woke cosmos something.

You need to watch out for polycules but "Waco for friends" sounds awesome.

"Clitora whorealis" (science).

It's a little more nuanced, but this is overall accurate. First marriages, like Predator, are the strongest, but typically end in divorce and don't franchise. The average Predator sequel is also stronger by comparison (under 35% of second and third marriages last).

Crossovers excluded obviously.

It's a little more nuanced, but this is overall accurate. First marriages, like Predator, are the strongest, but typically end in divorce and don't franchise. The average Predator sequel is also stronger by comparison (under 35% of second and third marriages last).

Crossovers excluded obviously.

it's @aegis.blue