Ari Ofsevit
@ofsevit.bsky.social
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this could be us but we playin with antivaxxers
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
this could be us but we playin with antivaxxers
We must remember the people responsible for this and hold them responsible for their crimes.
November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
We must remember the people responsible for this and hold them responsible for their crimes.
SEPTA has some of the best airport rail link infrastructure … and runs it every 30 minutes.
November 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
SEPTA has some of the best airport rail link infrastructure … and runs it every 30 minutes.
This JetBlue aircraft (N3275J) is so new it doesn’t have a safety video loaded yet.
It also has an entire empty row of seats ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
It also has an entire empty row of seats ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
November 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
This JetBlue aircraft (N3275J) is so new it doesn’t have a safety video loaded yet.
It also has an entire empty row of seats ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
It also has an entire empty row of seats ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
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Kind of an unrealistic bit – a bunch of internet communists convening on Elon Musk’s social media site to decide which of the liberals are Nazis?
sometimes you just need to take a step back and marvel at the absurdity that is the left-NIMBY mindset
these are not normal, rational people. they have descended into a bespoke form of madness
these are not normal, rational people. they have descended into a bespoke form of madness
November 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Kind of an unrealistic bit – a bunch of internet communists convening on Elon Musk’s social media site to decide which of the liberals are Nazis?
I forgot how much I like my Very Healthy Smoothie:
4-6 oz cranberries (fresh or frozen)
Enough milk to cover the cranberries
1 avocado (the Trader Joes teeny ones are a great size)
1 banana
1 handful of spinach
A squeeze of honey if desired
Nutribullet bzzzzzz
4-6 oz cranberries (fresh or frozen)
Enough milk to cover the cranberries
1 avocado (the Trader Joes teeny ones are a great size)
1 banana
1 handful of spinach
A squeeze of honey if desired
Nutribullet bzzzzzz
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I forgot how much I like my Very Healthy Smoothie:
4-6 oz cranberries (fresh or frozen)
Enough milk to cover the cranberries
1 avocado (the Trader Joes teeny ones are a great size)
1 banana
1 handful of spinach
A squeeze of honey if desired
Nutribullet bzzzzzz
4-6 oz cranberries (fresh or frozen)
Enough milk to cover the cranberries
1 avocado (the Trader Joes teeny ones are a great size)
1 banana
1 handful of spinach
A squeeze of honey if desired
Nutribullet bzzzzzz
My inlaws were supposed to drive to Philadelphia from Boston on Sunday.
For reasons entirely within their control, they're going today.
They don't exactly move, uh, swiftly. My MIL shares her location with me so today I'll be tracking their progress at
#BOSPHL25
For reasons entirely within their control, they're going today.
They don't exactly move, uh, swiftly. My MIL shares her location with me so today I'll be tracking their progress at
#BOSPHL25
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
My inlaws were supposed to drive to Philadelphia from Boston on Sunday.
For reasons entirely within their control, they're going today.
They don't exactly move, uh, swiftly. My MIL shares her location with me so today I'll be tracking their progress at
#BOSPHL25
For reasons entirely within their control, they're going today.
They don't exactly move, uh, swiftly. My MIL shares her location with me so today I'll be tracking their progress at
#BOSPHL25
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First off, this couple is hilarious and I want to subscribe to their podcast and be friends with them.
Their legal Mass “BORT” license plate is getting rung up with EZPass tolls from people who have Simpsons novelty plates. www.instagram.com/reel/DRfod3l...
Their legal Mass “BORT” license plate is getting rung up with EZPass tolls from people who have Simpsons novelty plates. www.instagram.com/reel/DRfod3l...
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
First off, this couple is hilarious and I want to subscribe to their podcast and be friends with them.
Their legal Mass “BORT” license plate is getting rung up with EZPass tolls from people who have Simpsons novelty plates. www.instagram.com/reel/DRfod3l...
Their legal Mass “BORT” license plate is getting rung up with EZPass tolls from people who have Simpsons novelty plates. www.instagram.com/reel/DRfod3l...
The line outside of Petsi Pies this morning is amazing!
It’s also the busiest I’ve ever seen the Star lot (compare with last night when it was a ghost town even when market basket was packed).
@universalhub.com
It’s also the busiest I’ve ever seen the Star lot (compare with last night when it was a ghost town even when market basket was packed).
@universalhub.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
The line outside of Petsi Pies this morning is amazing!
It’s also the busiest I’ve ever seen the Star lot (compare with last night when it was a ghost town even when market basket was packed).
@universalhub.com
It’s also the busiest I’ve ever seen the Star lot (compare with last night when it was a ghost town even when market basket was packed).
@universalhub.com
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I assume that getting steak and lobster dinners with 20,000 calories of appetizers for your whole family delivered by personal chauffeur is inexpensive again now that Uncle Joe Brandon is out of the White House at least
November 26, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I assume that getting steak and lobster dinners with 20,000 calories of appetizers for your whole family delivered by personal chauffeur is inexpensive again now that Uncle Joe Brandon is out of the White House at least
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Making sure developers don’t make a dime is more important than building homes for people
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Making sure developers don’t make a dime is more important than building homes for people
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WTAF?
Giving a rambling speech isn't strength or stamina it's dementia this is so dumb.
Giving a rambling speech isn't strength or stamina it's dementia this is so dumb.
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
WTAF?
Giving a rambling speech isn't strength or stamina it's dementia this is so dumb.
Giving a rambling speech isn't strength or stamina it's dementia this is so dumb.
He better not come for my stroopwafels!
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
He better not come for my stroopwafels!
This spam is getting annoying
November 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
This spam is getting annoying
I am VERY confused.
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I am VERY confused.
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
1550 on the Tuesday before Thanksgiving and there is no backup in Sturbridge.
November 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
1550 on the Tuesday before Thanksgiving and there is no backup in Sturbridge.
Can't reply to this but, yes, sure, at some points your television would *work* for decades but we've only had the technology for about 70 years and at pretty much any point during that time a two-decades-old TV is *quite* old.
Before cellphones you would have one phone that you would keep using for literally decades. One television you would keep using for literally decades. People always replaced their computer every couple of years but it used to be because the new computer would be significantly better
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Can't reply to this but, yes, sure, at some points your television would *work* for decades but we've only had the technology for about 70 years and at pretty much any point during that time a two-decades-old TV is *quite* old.
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Everything wrong with everything housing in a nutshell:
“Nearby residents who opposed the proposal cited all the variances the proposal needed…” to build housing identical to that surrounding it
“Nearby residents who opposed the proposal cited all the variances the proposal needed…” to build housing identical to that surrounding it
Zoning board approves a new triple decker, in Dorchester
www.universalhub.com/2025/zoning-...
#Boston #housing
www.universalhub.com/2025/zoning-...
#Boston #housing
November 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Everything wrong with everything housing in a nutshell:
“Nearby residents who opposed the proposal cited all the variances the proposal needed…” to build housing identical to that surrounding it
“Nearby residents who opposed the proposal cited all the variances the proposal needed…” to build housing identical to that surrounding it
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a sort of inchoate cloud of antisocial resentments that tracks with SUV bloat & gun sales; incoherent as ideology, impracticable as policy, but "simple" in a way that white jingos who harbor these resentments toward ""woke"" can understand
Trump may implode. But Trumpism? I never really understood what this is. Or wokeism for that matter. He is/was the perfect vessel for this post-liberal, nostalgic, fear-driven assholeism that we have seen emerging everywhere. I see no signs of this going away. "Woke" remains a big trigger for this.
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
a sort of inchoate cloud of antisocial resentments that tracks with SUV bloat & gun sales; incoherent as ideology, impracticable as policy, but "simple" in a way that white jingos who harbor these resentments toward ""woke"" can understand
Minneapolis high temp (actual and forecast)
Sunday: 56 (average 39)
Monday: 49
Today: 48
Tomorrow: 29
Thanksgiving: 25
Black Friday: 23
Saturday: 23
Sunday: 21
Monday: 14
Tuesday: 9 (average 34)
Sunday: 56 (average 39)
Monday: 49
Today: 48
Tomorrow: 29
Thanksgiving: 25
Black Friday: 23
Saturday: 23
Sunday: 21
Monday: 14
Tuesday: 9 (average 34)
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Minneapolis high temp (actual and forecast)
Sunday: 56 (average 39)
Monday: 49
Today: 48
Tomorrow: 29
Thanksgiving: 25
Black Friday: 23
Saturday: 23
Sunday: 21
Monday: 14
Tuesday: 9 (average 34)
Sunday: 56 (average 39)
Monday: 49
Today: 48
Tomorrow: 29
Thanksgiving: 25
Black Friday: 23
Saturday: 23
Sunday: 21
Monday: 14
Tuesday: 9 (average 34)
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Dems need to keep repeating it, and they need to say what mean. “You can refuse illegal orders,
examples of illegal orders are: intentionally harming or targeting civilians, engaging in unauthorized domestic LE actions, falsifying records, or anything else that clearly violates the US constitution”
examples of illegal orders are: intentionally harming or targeting civilians, engaging in unauthorized domestic LE actions, falsifying records, or anything else that clearly violates the US constitution”
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Dems need to keep repeating it, and they need to say what mean. “You can refuse illegal orders,
examples of illegal orders are: intentionally harming or targeting civilians, engaging in unauthorized domestic LE actions, falsifying records, or anything else that clearly violates the US constitution”
examples of illegal orders are: intentionally harming or targeting civilians, engaging in unauthorized domestic LE actions, falsifying records, or anything else that clearly violates the US constitution”
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Democracy dies in dampness
At this point, the Washpost edit page is just trolling its readers.
This is today's actual house editorial.
This is today's actual house editorial.
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Democracy dies in dampness