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listen i know this might sound boring but can someone make a sim tree game? like sim city but with a tree. you play as the tree. thanks #simtree
singing “love dart” to the tune of EXO’s “love shot”
Rosy Wolfsnails ( Euglandina rosea ) makin babies from last year. 😁

#Molluscs
#invertebrates
#snails
November 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
ice cubes are fantastic. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water
ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water
November 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
cleaned the bathtub, took a long soak, and tried out a new exfoliating mitt. it got the big chunks of skin like at the Korean bathhouse. my mental health is now shining as bright as my body
November 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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if i had dragon wings i’d talk about all you non wingéd hoes
September 5, 2023 at 11:37 PM
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got this mobile game ad recently. i like screenshotting the most unhinged ones i see
September 5, 2023 at 7:44 PM
one of the best things i ever started doing on here is typing a reply, then copying it all and deleting the reply just in case i suck and have a bad take. i can post it later if it doesn’t suck
November 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
i am “listening to Selena but not singing along yet” drunk
November 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
pronouncing “gimbap” in such a way that it infuriates whoever hears it
November 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM
this is how i found out
You're laughing. Peter Cushing pulled down the curtains to let the sunlight in and it made Dick Cheney burn to dust and you're laughing.
November 4, 2025 at 12:43 PM
had Mexican food for my partner’s birthday. we saw a trio of elderly women come in and my partner said quietly “saturday nights are for ho shit”
November 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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口から花のビームを出します。がんぼるぞい。

translation:
It shoots a flower beam from its mouth.
September 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Something I love about archival films is that when someone had a couple feet of film left on a roll they'd often use it to film their cat. So many films finish with a few seconds of cats

So, here's some cats from the 1950s and 60s. They were loved

Scanned from 8mm films

#Film #History #Cats
October 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Like this is really it

Declaring that someone is unfit to run for a public office is not the same thing as declaring that they should be banished from human society forever or publicly executed. No one is owed a Senate nomination
October 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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I realized the thing that was itching me about what I've seen of Platner's response to this whole thing is that it's fucking exactly what we just watched Elon Musk do nine months ago after throwing up several fucking Nazi salutes on stage in front of the entire country.
October 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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October 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
today i made my gas station lafufu do six seven with his fully rotating hands and my kids were hooked and cooked. gas station lafufu says “line up quietly” and they do it. lafufu says “read the directions” and they do it. skill issue if you can’t hang with current memes, i’m in my 40s. six seven
October 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
achievement unlocked: bought a gas station labubu for twenty bucks
October 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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October 16, 1968
October 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
here we are in the middle of god valley, which is finally being told instead of referenced, and in the middle of the drama we get a passed out baby. eiichiro oda you will always be famous #onepiece
October 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
this past weekend i went to a Korean bathhouse for the first time and got a “body shampoo” (an ajumma scrubbing you within an inch of your life) and i just want to inform you that it was just as good as you’ve always heard. support your local Korean bathhouse and tip your ajummas
October 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
not only are comic books and graphic novels literature, but if you can’t read them because “words and pictures both at the same time too much,” i am judging you
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
every few months when the suicidal ideations get heavy, i text all my friends with “i love you so much. i just wanted to let you know i’m counting my blessings and you’re one of them.”

they don’t know that means i’m about to fucking kill myself and i’m letting them know they’re keeping me alive
October 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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something else I didn't even mention was that because of that whole situation, the person we were upset at you for not banning talked about me on his podcast.
I was doxxed a week later. my phone number, job, email, family members, *previous places of residence*
it specifically mentioned him in it
October 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
2nd grader: “teacher, do you know alien vs predator? well i drew the alien from that.”
me: “you what??”
her: “it’s a xenomorph, duh”
October 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM