don’t get me started on the lipizzaners

fuck!! former derby skater here. i wish your partner fast healing!! 💖

*bows*

if i had dragon wings i’d talk about all you non wingéd hoes

got this mobile game ad recently. i like screenshotting the most unhinged ones i see

bringing this back

“Ed you need to be normal at this party”

Ed: “Fun fact, during WWII the Australians pioneered ‘telescoped meat’”

George Tenet

yeah no that line hits. my first watch of that movie was just me crying

usually their questions are about logistics too instead of the grand designs of big-picture thinking. they make sure everyone is on the same page

chickens are technically vegetables

oh yeah, that’s just… that’s just america.

and as someone who grew up around chickens, he is so right about that lmao

so fucking cool. and every story he tells is great, every weird thing that ever happened to him is great. did you see the time he got shot doing an interview? the interviewer tried to get him to go to the hospital and herzog was just like “it was not a significant bullet”

oh i need to see this

have you heard him saying “honey boo boo” to Conan O’Brien

i was literally just thinking the other day about how bad i wanna hear him say “labubu” for real