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he/him. MSV, Desert-class.
#botmaker:
- @dungeon-junk.bsky.social
- @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social
- @space-stories.bsky.social
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Welcome to all my new followers! Check out my Bsky bots:
@dungeon-junk.bsky.social - bad dungeon loot
@dunsonndraggan.bsky.social - imagining an Ikea RPG
@space-stories.bsky.social - little stories from space
@eizebasa.baby apologies if I haven't been reposting you much lately, I think my moderation settings were blocking your posts? Anyway that's sorted now.
November 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.
November 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
"The mayor-elect has opened a portal" sounds like a line from a Ghostbusters movie
We’re hiring!

Our new resume portal is live, and we’re looking for top talent in NYC to help build this administration and deliver on our affordability agenda.

Could that be you? Apply using the link below.
transition2025.com/apply
November 7, 2025 at 2:04 PM
...walk into a bar?
November 7, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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i love when i log into something and it tells me some shit like Notification Hub is now Alert Village
November 6, 2025 at 12:06 PM
The Far Side out here, still making me laugh the 100th time I see a comic.
November 6, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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congrats to all my friends in new york. you were right. bodegas are a whole different kind of thing and not just corner shops where cats sometimes live
November 5, 2025 at 7:24 AM
the most relatable Pokemon yet
November 5, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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Hmmmmm
November 5, 2025 at 8:21 AM
seems a bit messy but I'll give it a go
November 5, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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sunlight
November 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
somehow this is an onion story, not a @theonion.com story
The officer Sandwich Guy is charged with assaulting testifies that he could feel the impact of the sandwich through his ballistic vest, and it “exploded all over my uniform.” He says he could “smell the onions and the mustard.”
November 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Isn't all blood technically edible? Why doesn't it say "fake" anywhere? 🤔
November 4, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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hit da bricks
November 2, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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You told me you got a raspberry pie and I show up and it's little fucking computer?
November 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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silence child, i have video game screenshot files on my computer that are older than you are
November 1, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Best Halloween costumes this year: a Cyberman, a cheese, and Teen Wolf. Which sounds like the setup to a joke.
October 31, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Me: I love making Halloween costumes out of cardboard and paint, it's so easy and cheap!
The weather gods: Hahaha! Fuck you!🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️
October 31, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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the problem with modern videogame rpgs is they don't have quests like the one in phantasy star, where you need to bribe a governor with cake, but the only cake shop in the entire solar system is on a different planet, at the bottom of a four-floor dungeon, behind a locked door.
October 30, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Last chance! Get 'em while they're spooky!
🧛‍♀️🧟‍♀️🕷️🕸️💀🎃🧟‍♀️
@ me for Halloween treats!
🎃🕷️🕸️🦇💀🧟‍♀️🧛‍♀️
October 31, 2025 at 12:33 PM
This Halloween, watch out for draculas putting knives in the candy bowl.
You stick your hand in the bowl of candy🍬🍬 and grab a creepy throwing knife. It's embellished with spooky decorations of 🧛draculas🧛‍♀️.
October 31, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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I am proud to be a knobhead
October 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
All the baseball chat is reminding me of the 2010 Wimbledon tennis match between Isner and Mahut that lasted for 11 hours over three days and made us all giddy with Sports Madness.
It ended in a 70-68 set btw.
October 29, 2025 at 10:33 AM