Gord Jorkins
@nothinkyjustvibey.bsky.social
Beloved Canadian shit-poster. Top Following Christ Man of the Year. BlueSky elder.
Xillian Science Officer: Captain, we have found another hu-mon repository of knowledge.
Xillian Captain: What does this one say?
Translating: It says having friends is gay and having a non Euclidean penis is normal.
Xillian Captain: What does this one say?
Translating: It says having friends is gay and having a non Euclidean penis is normal.
Good news everybody: Grokipedia will contain all knowledge about the universe and will be distributed periodically throughout the solar system
November 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Xillian Science Officer: Captain, we have found another hu-mon repository of knowledge.
Xillian Captain: What does this one say?
Translating: It says having friends is gay and having a non Euclidean penis is normal.
Xillian Captain: What does this one say?
Translating: It says having friends is gay and having a non Euclidean penis is normal.
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ask your doctor if lying down in the forest to be consumed by the earth is right for you
November 19, 2025 at 6:10 AM
ask your doctor if lying down in the forest to be consumed by the earth is right for you
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i’m just thinking about how most of the discourse I see around sex work among leftists often seems to be liberal positions informed by libertarian & capitalist ideas around ‘empowerment’ in the market while conveniently ignoring material aspects of these laborers exploitation within this system.
November 19, 2025 at 6:39 PM
i’m just thinking about how most of the discourse I see around sex work among leftists often seems to be liberal positions informed by libertarian & capitalist ideas around ‘empowerment’ in the market while conveniently ignoring material aspects of these laborers exploitation within this system.
Know that they are truly miserable. There is no joy in their souls. They wish to drag us down to their level of misery.
Late-stage MAGA means accepting that things will never be great again
November 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Know that they are truly miserable. There is no joy in their souls. They wish to drag us down to their level of misery.
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SHE WANTS A PARDON FOR HER HUSBAND WHO FAILED TO REGISTER AS A SEX OFFENDER
THAT’S IT > “EXPLAINED”
THAT’S IT > “EXPLAINED”
November 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
SHE WANTS A PARDON FOR HER HUSBAND WHO FAILED TO REGISTER AS A SEX OFFENDER
THAT’S IT > “EXPLAINED”
THAT’S IT > “EXPLAINED”
I’m incorporating this into WOKE 2. 1000 years of peace.
JUST GUYS BEING DUDES LETS FUCKING GO
November 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I’m incorporating this into WOKE 2. 1000 years of peace.
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hard not to feel dismayed that biden’s DOJ sat on all of this for four years. if they wanted to do more, they could’ve. but they didn’t
@kbriquelet.bsky.social broke the story for The Beast of the secret Epstein charity funneling money to Harvard in *2019*.
archive.ph/urSDo/again?...
Better late than never, I guess.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/19/u...
archive.ph/urSDo/again?...
Better late than never, I guess.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/19/u...
Harvard Will Open a New Inquiry Into Faculty Ties to Epstein
www.nytimes.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
hard not to feel dismayed that biden’s DOJ sat on all of this for four years. if they wanted to do more, they could’ve. but they didn’t
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New Rule: if I’m at Applebees I want to hear about chicken strips, not get a lecture about the GAZA strip
Waitress at Applebees: are…are you that doll from the Saw movies?
Waitress at Applebees: are…are you that doll from the Saw movies?
October 26, 2024 at 2:15 PM
New Rule: if I’m at Applebees I want to hear about chicken strips, not get a lecture about the GAZA strip
Waitress at Applebees: are…are you that doll from the Saw movies?
Waitress at Applebees: are…are you that doll from the Saw movies?
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Reminder: Philanthropy is a scam. It's influence peddling and the buying of public institutions in a way that allows robber barons to rehabilitate their tainted reputations with money that should have been collected in the form of taxes. Charitable foundations operate like corporations.
November 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Reminder: Philanthropy is a scam. It's influence peddling and the buying of public institutions in a way that allows robber barons to rehabilitate their tainted reputations with money that should have been collected in the form of taxes. Charitable foundations operate like corporations.
Sam Altman scratching his neck and trying not to shout “Give me $100 billion dollars and I’ll s your d.”
everlasting shame on all these people
November 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Sam Altman scratching his neck and trying not to shout “Give me $100 billion dollars and I’ll s your d.”
Perfect photo choices. No notes.
Graham Linehan clashes with Father Ted star Ardal O’Hanlon over trans views
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/18/graham-linehan-ardal-ohanlon-anti-trans-views/?utm_content=1763480405&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/18/graham-linehan-ardal-ohanlon-anti-trans-views/?utm_content=1763480405&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
Graham Linehan clashes with Father Ted star Ardal O'Hanlon over trans views
Anti-trans activist Graham Linehan has claimed Father Ted actor Ardal O'Hanlon 'disagrees' with his views on trans rights.
www.thepinknews.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Perfect photo choices. No notes.
Epic. Masterful gambit, sir.
Tesla Diner chef exits, staff hints at new full-service format
Eric Greenspan, Tesla Diner’s chef and co-operator, is severing his ties and plans to open a new restaurant in the coming months.
#TeslaTakedown
$TSLA
$TSLAQ
Eric Greenspan, Tesla Diner’s chef and co-operator, is severing his ties and plans to open a new restaurant in the coming months.
#TeslaTakedown
$TSLA
$TSLAQ
November 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Epic. Masterful gambit, sir.
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Instead of the Nuzzi shit, let's focus on the fact that apparently Johnny Knoxville got married this past weekend, the wedding was officiated by John Waters, and a dog was involved
November 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Instead of the Nuzzi shit, let's focus on the fact that apparently Johnny Knoxville got married this past weekend, the wedding was officiated by John Waters, and a dog was involved
Me, exploding out of a hatch in the floor and breaking through a line of guards before I’m brought down by a hail of gunfire.
“THE QUOTE POSTS ARE FUCKED! SO MANY WEIRDOS!”
“THE QUOTE POSTS ARE FUCKED! SO MANY WEIRDOS!”
welcome to bluesky, where the quote posts are normal and the points don't matter
November 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Me, exploding out of a hatch in the floor and breaking through a line of guards before I’m brought down by a hail of gunfire.
“THE QUOTE POSTS ARE FUCKED! SO MANY WEIRDOS!”
“THE QUOTE POSTS ARE FUCKED! SO MANY WEIRDOS!”
I genuinely hate this loathsome woman.
this abhorrent decision cannot be allowed to stand. it’s long past time the abuse of the notwithstanding clause was addressed.
Alberta to invoke notwithstanding clause to shield 3 transgender bills from court challenges | CBC News
The Alberta government has tabled legislation that seeks to invoke the notwithstanding clause to shield a suite of bills that affects transgender youth and adults from legal challenges.
www.cbc.ca
November 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I genuinely hate this loathsome woman.
You’re basically calling for back-up.
November 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
You’re basically calling for back-up.
Literally just saw MBS on the news answering a softball on it and I’m not even far off from paraphrasing “Yeah that was wild, right? We investigated ourselves and we’re good. Won’t happen again. Promise.”
I will never forget having to edit Jamal’s final, posthumous piece for the Washington Post, after he was murdered.
He was calling for free expression in the Arab world. You can read it here :
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/glo...
He was calling for free expression in the Arab world. You can read it here :
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/glo...
Opinion | Jamal Khashoggi: What the Arab world needs most is free expression
The Arab world needs a modern version of the old transnational media so citizens can be informed about global events.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Literally just saw MBS on the news answering a softball on it and I’m not even far off from paraphrasing “Yeah that was wild, right? We investigated ourselves and we’re good. Won’t happen again. Promise.”
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Many happy returns to Alan Moore - writer, artist and magician - 72 today.
November 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Many happy returns to Alan Moore - writer, artist and magician - 72 today.
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
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If youre asking me to fax something in the year of our lord 2025, im allowed to smoke in your office
November 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
If youre asking me to fax something in the year of our lord 2025, im allowed to smoke in your office
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At some point, the media elite decided that Olivia Nuzzi is one of their own now and forever, and to rehabilitate her, they have to recast RFK Jr. as a grand romantic. It's disgusting all the way around, especially the parody of class solidarity that binds the rich and connected.
And while he is upturning the consensus on vaccines and eroding any remaining public trust in science, the NYT, Vanity Fair etc are laundering this man's reputation and impact as some kind of romantic figure, when he is truly dangerous.
He may not lob bombs, but his death toll will be significant.
He may not lob bombs, but his death toll will be significant.
Today RFK Jr. both suggested that aluminum adjuvants in vaccines cause peanut allergies *and* admitted there are no data to support this hypothesis, so he wants to find some.
Like if you took the scientific method, turned it backward and inside out and made it puke, you’d get RFK Jr.’s thoughts.
Like if you took the scientific method, turned it backward and inside out and made it puke, you’d get RFK Jr.’s thoughts.
November 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
At some point, the media elite decided that Olivia Nuzzi is one of their own now and forever, and to rehabilitate her, they have to recast RFK Jr. as a grand romantic. It's disgusting all the way around, especially the parody of class solidarity that binds the rich and connected.
This is a god damn classic.
November 17, 2025 at 12:58 PM
This is a god damn classic.