Nick
@nickeii.bsky.social
Mastering Engineer, Cat Enjoyer. MCFC.
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I uploaded a thing. See you tomorrow.
February 18, 2026 at 5:11 AM
I uploaded a thing. See you tomorrow.
I quite like this guy’s patter, so this is disappointing and can only get worse
YouTuber Look Mum No Computer chosen as UK entry for Eurovision 2026
YouTuber Look Mum No Computer chosen as UK entry for Eurovision 2026
Singer-songwriter Sam Battle has built online fanbase through building and playing unusual instruments
www.theguardian.com
February 17, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I quite like this guy’s patter, so this is disappointing and can only get worse
Well this definitely won’t lead to a spate of demented electrical fires
February 17, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Well this definitely won’t lead to a spate of demented electrical fires
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"But, rest assured, this will be the sixth time we have gone woke, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it."
February 15, 2026 at 9:49 AM
"But, rest assured, this will be the sixth time we have gone woke, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it."
Time Neds were the big bad in Peter Capaldi’s Dr Who
February 15, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Time Neds were the big bad in Peter Capaldi’s Dr Who
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![Comic. [2x2 chart. Top left quadrant: seem like dinosaurs x are dinosaurs. Silhouettes of dinosaurs stegosaurus, triceratops, tyrannosaurus, velociraptor, and long-neck dinosaur. Top right quadrant: seem like dinosaurs x are not dinosaurs. Silhouettes of mosasaur, quetzalcoatlus, dimetrodon, plesiosaur, and pteranodon. Bottom left quadrant: don’t seem like dinosaurs x are dinosaurs. Silhouettes of penguin, egret, ostrich, pigeon, falcon. Bottom right: don’t seem like dinosaurs x are not dinosaurs. Silhouettes of squirrel, stapler, plant, person, and bicycle.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihcxd5wcrrf5nxz3g4riglsrccbucmdns6kxrtmtj6gjgwqibp3fi@jpeg)
February 9, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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This is definitely going to kill one CEO so thank you Nike
Nike's battery-powered footwear system, which propels wearers forward, is part of a broader push to help humans move farther and faster.
'E-bike for your feet': How bionic sneakers could change human mobility
Nike's battery-powered footwear system, which propels wearers forward, is part of a broader push to help humans move farther and faster.
n.pr
February 14, 2026 at 2:11 PM
This is definitely going to kill one CEO so thank you Nike
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I’m worried about what they’re doing with sandwiches
February 14, 2026 at 10:49 AM
I’m worried about what they’re doing with sandwiches
[2009] Starting a war against Wild Beasts. I call it countertenorism.
February 13, 2026 at 4:13 PM
[2009] Starting a war against Wild Beasts. I call it countertenorism.
lol, lmao
Breaking: on two counts, the High Court has ruled that the Labour government's proscription of the campaign group Palestine Action was unlawful – a win for its co-founder Huda Ammori, who sought a judicial review of the ban
February 13, 2026 at 10:26 AM
lol, lmao
Funny how few contemporary Labour politicians there are in the Epstein files considering every single one of them should be [redacted]
February 12, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Funny how few contemporary Labour politicians there are in the Epstein files considering every single one of them should be [redacted]
And mayor
Consider any labour MP to be a participant in trans genocide. Jump to greens while you can, lads
February 12, 2026 at 6:51 PM
And mayor
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I'm sorry this is just such a fucking appalling government. A bunch of petty disgusting bigots. Fuck them all.
New School Guidance announces:
Full bathroom ban.
Full PE ban.
Full school trip accommodation ban.
Trans kids will not go to the bathroom, do PE or go on any school trips. 1/
Full bathroom ban.
Full PE ban.
Full school trip accommodation ban.
Trans kids will not go to the bathroom, do PE or go on any school trips. 1/
February 12, 2026 at 6:48 PM
I'm sorry this is just such a fucking appalling government. A bunch of petty disgusting bigots. Fuck them all.
@lmtpod.city audio engineer here responding to in-podcast bat signal…
February 12, 2026 at 10:48 AM
@lmtpod.city audio engineer here responding to in-podcast bat signal…
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Inspiring: RFK Jr's nutrition chatbot recommends the best foods to insert into your rectum.
“Start — whole peeled carrot, straight shaft, narrow end for insertion, wider crown end as base.”
www.404media.co/rfk-jrs-nutr...
“Start — whole peeled carrot, straight shaft, narrow end for insertion, wider crown end as base.”
www.404media.co/rfk-jrs-nutr...
RFK Jr's Nutrition Chatbot Recommends Best Foods to Insert Into Your Rectum
Realfood.gov will happily give you the worst possible advice.
www.404media.co
February 10, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Inspiring: RFK Jr's nutrition chatbot recommends the best foods to insert into your rectum.
“Start — whole peeled carrot, straight shaft, narrow end for insertion, wider crown end as base.”
www.404media.co/rfk-jrs-nutr...
“Start — whole peeled carrot, straight shaft, narrow end for insertion, wider crown end as base.”
www.404media.co/rfk-jrs-nutr...
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the most anti-LGBT+ government since Thatcher is also the government with the most links to paedophiles since Thatcher. what an odd coincidence that requires no further thought or inspection
BREAKING | Starmer’s paedophile-linked peer and former comms chief quits Labour Party
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Starmer’s paedophile-linked peer and former comms chief quits Labour Party
Matthew Doyle has apologised for his past association with a paedophile councillor Sean Morton
trib.al
February 10, 2026 at 5:58 PM
the most anti-LGBT+ government since Thatcher is also the government with the most links to paedophiles since Thatcher. what an odd coincidence that requires no further thought or inspection
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Something compelled me to make this
February 10, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Something compelled me to make this
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if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return
February 9, 2026 at 2:43 PM
if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return
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Oh no now Sir Keir has lost two princes
BREAKING: Keir Starmer's top spin doctor has quit amid the fallout from the Peter Mandelson scandal
Tim Allen has become the latest to No 10 figure out the door as Starmer clings to power
Tim Allen has become the latest to No 10 figure out the door as Starmer clings to power
February 9, 2026 at 11:14 AM
Oh no now Sir Keir has lost two princes
“Doesn’t represent our standards of Success, Creativity or Excellence” is the most middle manager putting you on performance review shit
February 9, 2026 at 7:57 AM
“Doesn’t represent our standards of Success, Creativity or Excellence” is the most middle manager putting you on performance review shit