Simon Brown
@niceredtrousers.bsky.social
Tired dad of 3 teens. Slightly warped geologist/geophysicist/geographer.
Unfortunately the Red Trousers no longer fit.
Unfortunately the Red Trousers no longer fit.
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clowns to the left of me,
jokers to the right,
here I am,
in a strictly organised clowns and jokers shop
jokers to the right,
here I am,
in a strictly organised clowns and jokers shop
November 29, 2025 at 12:24 PM
clowns to the left of me,
jokers to the right,
here I am,
in a strictly organised clowns and jokers shop
jokers to the right,
here I am,
in a strictly organised clowns and jokers shop
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned:
Ford Fiesta mk1
MG Midget 1500
Rover 3500S
MG ZT-T
Hyundai Santa Fe
Ford Fiesta mk1
MG Midget 1500
Rover 3500S
MG ZT-T
Hyundai Santa Fe
This is more like it.
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned
Saab 900i
Porsche 944 s2
Ford Puma (the proper one, the coupe)
Toyota MR2 MK1
Ford Escort Calypso
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned
Saab 900i
Porsche 944 s2
Ford Puma (the proper one, the coupe)
Toyota MR2 MK1
Ford Escort Calypso
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned
Mk2 Polo Coupe Sport
Mercedes C Class Coupe
Alfa Romeo GTV Cup
VW Tiguan
Nissan Juke
Mk2 Polo Coupe Sport
Mercedes C Class Coupe
Alfa Romeo GTV Cup
VW Tiguan
Nissan Juke
November 29, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned:
Ford Fiesta mk1
MG Midget 1500
Rover 3500S
MG ZT-T
Hyundai Santa Fe
Ford Fiesta mk1
MG Midget 1500
Rover 3500S
MG ZT-T
Hyundai Santa Fe
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.
Gomez
Oasis
Pulp
Reef
The Cardigans
Gomez
Oasis
Pulp
Reef
The Cardigans
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Caravan
The B52's
Neil Innes
Robert Plant
King's X
Caravan
The B52's
Neil Innes
Robert Plant
King's X
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Peter Hammill
Kraftwerk
Hawkwind
Suzanne Vega
The The
Peter Hammill
Kraftwerk
Hawkwind
Suzanne Vega
The The
November 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.
Gomez
Oasis
Pulp
Reef
The Cardigans
Gomez
Oasis
Pulp
Reef
The Cardigans
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WHERE'S YOUR FUCKING POPPY?
November 8, 2025 at 9:41 AM
WHERE'S YOUR FUCKING POPPY?
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October 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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I know that this is helicopter parenting at its finest, but I am "well jel" that one of my daughters is currently looking into the crater of Vesuvius
October 12, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I know that this is helicopter parenting at its finest, but I am "well jel" that one of my daughters is currently looking into the crater of Vesuvius
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KITCHENWARE COMPANY BOSS: So, did you come up with a name for that revolving food tray, Susan?
SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.
SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.
October 6, 2025 at 5:48 AM
KITCHENWARE COMPANY BOSS: So, did you come up with a name for that revolving food tray, Susan?
SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.
SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.
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TIME TRAVELLER: Can't wait to visit the sane and advanced world of 2025!
(looks at screen)
(looks at screen)
September 23, 2025 at 11:57 AM
TIME TRAVELLER: Can't wait to visit the sane and advanced world of 2025!
(looks at screen)
(looks at screen)
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*gently to my cat*: you cant be a little fucker. You have to be good. No more being a little fucker.
*My cat, purring*: the Being a Fucker hour draws near
*My cat, purring*: the Being a Fucker hour draws near
August 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
*gently to my cat*: you cant be a little fucker. You have to be good. No more being a little fucker.
*My cat, purring*: the Being a Fucker hour draws near
*My cat, purring*: the Being a Fucker hour draws near
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If every single person who voted for this could line up so I can run at them and kick them in the nuts so hard they erupt out of the back of their necks, that would be really good, thanks. I want to make sure I get you all. Every single one of you.
The Great British Public need a collective slap this is the sort of cutesy shite they’re pulling
September 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
If every single person who voted for this could line up so I can run at them and kick them in the nuts so hard they erupt out of the back of their necks, that would be really good, thanks. I want to make sure I get you all. Every single one of you.
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Medieval parents trying to make their kid get up and go to school on the first day back after the summer holiday.
September 1, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Medieval parents trying to make their kid get up and go to school on the first day back after the summer holiday.
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August 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz348bs
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Love old papers. Fancy having such a list today!
July 30, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Love old papers. Fancy having such a list today!
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Tell me the most Tory vegetable
July 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Tell me the most Tory vegetable
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![Comic. [two people in labcoats look at body pierced with blade draped over bench] PERSON 1: We found him lying uncomformably on the lab bench. I wonder if the iron-rich intrusion in his back is related. PERSON 2 with ponytail: It could be clastic. Maybe a rift opened in his body, and the intrusive material later fell into the hole. [caption] The Geology Department Investigates Their First Murder](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreidexczuo22iq6o77sexfgdpvgx6baetimwtkzoeb7h7glon7enx4y@jpeg)
July 9, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Spaghetti hoops are basically Alphabetti Spaghetti for backing singers.
July 6, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Spaghetti hoops are basically Alphabetti Spaghetti for backing singers.
Just dropped the girls to see Lana at Wembley, looking for a park to sit in....got sidetracked.
July 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Just dropped the girls to see Lana at Wembley, looking for a park to sit in....got sidetracked.
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Atheists everywhere having a rethink
June 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Atheists everywhere having a rethink
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Why does Betelgeuse's brightness keep changing drastically?
Perhaps because a Solar System-sized cloud of dust is drifting between us and the star. Here's an infographic to give you an idea of its scale:
www.eso.org/public/image...
Perhaps because a Solar System-sized cloud of dust is drifting between us and the star. Here's an infographic to give you an idea of its scale:
www.eso.org/public/image...
June 27, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Why does Betelgeuse's brightness keep changing drastically?
Perhaps because a Solar System-sized cloud of dust is drifting between us and the star. Here's an infographic to give you an idea of its scale:
www.eso.org/public/image...
Perhaps because a Solar System-sized cloud of dust is drifting between us and the star. Here's an infographic to give you an idea of its scale:
www.eso.org/public/image...
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amtrak’s marketing team gets it
June 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
amtrak’s marketing team gets it