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@newsprintmafia.bsky.social
Its time for a Red New Deal (Giant Blender)
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Just f*ing do it.
Rep. Ro Khanna and Thomas Massie tell CBS they're considering bringing inherent contempt charges against Pam Bondi for failing to release all of the Epstein files.
December 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Just f*ing do it.
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Santa Is Now Using AI
December 21, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Santa Is Now Using AI
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You think this year has been surreal? Just wait until next year, when we’re all trading in coins minted with the Emperor’s face on them.
December 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
You think this year has been surreal? Just wait until next year, when we’re all trading in coins minted with the Emperor’s face on them.
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Reparations for white people
December 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Reparations for white people
Honored 😌
I’m collecting your weird replies for my scrapbook
December 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Honored 😌
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He isn’t right often, but Rand Paul is right about Venezuela policy.
Rand Paul: "All these designations are steps towards war -- calling drug runners terrorists, saying, 'Oh, if they have a designation'-- Well, how'd they get it? We gave it to them. Why is the former president of Honduras released? So some narcoterrorists are okay & others we're going to blow up"
December 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
He isn’t right often, but Rand Paul is right about Venezuela policy.
My boss never gives direct compliments or feedback. He only talks about plants and I have to take from it what I will. In this case he said this was the nicest specimen of this species he's ever seen grown. Considering he grew it for 40 years, and our director grew it for 50, it's a nice compliment.
December 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
My boss never gives direct compliments or feedback. He only talks about plants and I have to take from it what I will. In this case he said this was the nicest specimen of this species he's ever seen grown. Considering he grew it for 40 years, and our director grew it for 50, it's a nice compliment.
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LOL
HASSETT: If the Supreme Court doesn't find with us, refunds would go to whoever cut the check for the tariff
BRENNAN: Doesn't the administration claim it was the country that paid that?
HASSETT: Uhh --
BRENNAN: Doesn't the administration claim it was the country that paid that?
HASSETT: Uhh --
December 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
LOL
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The Onion is within a hair's breadth of reporting real news apnews.com/video/robert...
February 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The Onion is within a hair's breadth of reporting real news apnews.com/video/robert...
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"I think refusing is actually the more hopeful, expansive vision of the future than the one that is telling us that the future is already settled and decided. That's my daring idea. Just say no."
"This promise of an AI future, is really just a collective anxiety that wealthy people have about how well they're gonna be able to control us in the future."
- @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit.
Incredible words.
Listen to all of it!
- @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit.
Incredible words.
Listen to all of it!
December 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
"I think refusing is actually the more hopeful, expansive vision of the future than the one that is telling us that the future is already settled and decided. That's my daring idea. Just say no."
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I’ve said it before and I will say it again: the most effective strategy for reducing public concern about migration would be to shut down major right-wing media outlets
December 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I’ve said it before and I will say it again: the most effective strategy for reducing public concern about migration would be to shut down major right-wing media outlets
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That is exactly what they would say if time was broken but they didn't want people to panic
NIST reassures the world that despite atomic clock power outage time is not broken. www.cbsnews.com/colorado/new...
Power outage in Boulder area affects atomic clock, "Time is not broken" NIST says
Due to the power outage, time (very) briefly stood still at the NIST Internet Time Service facility in Boulder.
www.cbsnews.com
December 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
That is exactly what they would say if time was broken but they didn't want people to panic
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An immigrant works a dangerous job to protect Americans. It puts him in medical debt. Now he also has to worry about being deported by ICE when he goes to work or takes his kid to a soccer tournament.
Feel safer?
Feel safer?
December 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
An immigrant works a dangerous job to protect Americans. It puts him in medical debt. Now he also has to worry about being deported by ICE when he goes to work or takes his kid to a soccer tournament.
Feel safer?
Feel safer?
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Republicans and Trump alone are responsible for these massive hikes. Literally no one else.
New: Congress leaves town until 2026 with no health care deal
4 House Rs + 214 Ds teamed up to force a vote in January on a 3-year ACA funding extension.
But Senate Republicans tell me that bill is DOA in the Senate.
Premiums will rise for ~22 million.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
4 House Rs + 214 Ds teamed up to force a vote in January on a 3-year ACA funding extension.
But Senate Republicans tell me that bill is DOA in the Senate.
Premiums will rise for ~22 million.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
Congress leaves town until 2026 with no health care deal, forcing premium hikes
Four Republicans teamed up with Democrats to require a vote to revive ACA funds in early 2026. But Senate Republicans tell NBC News that bill is dead on arrival across the Capitol.
www.nbcnews.com
December 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Republicans and Trump alone are responsible for these massive hikes. Literally no one else.
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Once when we wanted to show the ineffectual dithering of The Good Place Committee, we had one of them say, "There are rules, procedures. This is The Good Place -- we can't just *do stuff.*" We almost didn't include it, because we thought it was a little on the nose.
WELKER: Massie and Khanna say they are looking at options including impeachment and contempt for DOJ officials. Would you support those steps?
KAINE: I think that's premature
KAINE: I think that's premature
December 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Once when we wanted to show the ineffectual dithering of The Good Place Committee, we had one of them say, "There are rules, procedures. This is The Good Place -- we can't just *do stuff.*" We almost didn't include it, because we thought it was a little on the nose.
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Accelerationism is the moderate position
WELKER: Massie and Khanna say they are looking at options including impeachment and contempt for DOJ officials. Would you support those steps?
KAINE: I think that's premature
KAINE: I think that's premature
December 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Accelerationism is the moderate position
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What this article doesn't mention is that this was caused by Elon Musk's DOGE.
Because a half a dozen Very Smartest College Dropouts didn't understand why we were spending money stopping bugs in Guatemala.
Because a half a dozen Very Smartest College Dropouts didn't understand why we were spending money stopping bugs in Guatemala.
A flesh-eating fly once eradicated is moving back toward the U.S.
California researchers are preparing for the possible return of the New World screwworm, a parasitic fly that feeds on living flesh and once devastated U.S. livestock. By monitoring traps and educatin...
www.sciencedaily.com
December 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
What this article doesn't mention is that this was caused by Elon Musk's DOGE.
Because a half a dozen Very Smartest College Dropouts didn't understand why we were spending money stopping bugs in Guatemala.
Because a half a dozen Very Smartest College Dropouts didn't understand why we were spending money stopping bugs in Guatemala.
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If you think beef prices are high now, wait until this gets to the US
What this article doesn't mention is that this was caused by Elon Musk's DOGE.
Because a half a dozen Very Smartest College Dropouts didn't understand why we were spending money stopping bugs in Guatemala.
Because a half a dozen Very Smartest College Dropouts didn't understand why we were spending money stopping bugs in Guatemala.
A flesh-eating fly once eradicated is moving back toward the U.S.
California researchers are preparing for the possible return of the New World screwworm, a parasitic fly that feeds on living flesh and once devastated U.S. livestock. By monitoring traps and educatin...
www.sciencedaily.com
December 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
If you think beef prices are high now, wait until this gets to the US
☺️ Thanks 🙏
December 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
☺️ Thanks 🙏
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Strong preference for doing nothing wins every time
WELKER: Massie and Khanna say they are looking at options including impeachment and contempt for DOJ officials. Would you support those steps?
KAINE: I think that's premature
KAINE: I think that's premature
December 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Strong preference for doing nothing wins every time
Asking an anti-reality cult to acknowledge reality is preposterous
BREAM: The WSJ says businesses have been passing along some of the costs of Trump's tariffs to consumers, citing the fact that core commodities are up 1.4% over the past year. Do you acknowledge there is some cost to the summer from these tariffs?
HASSETT: No, I don't
HASSETT: No, I don't
December 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Asking an anti-reality cult to acknowledge reality is preposterous
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A generation that grew up on The Simpson's monorail episode shouldn't be buying any of this, and yet.
December 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
A generation that grew up on The Simpson's monorail episode shouldn't be buying any of this, and yet.
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Trump, Sept. 20, in reference to Erik Siebert, the U.S. Attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia: “He didn’t quit, I fired him!”
Trump’s deputy AG, three months later: Siebert wasn’t fired, he quit.
These guys keep assuming that we all have bad memories.
Trump’s deputy AG, three months later: Siebert wasn’t fired, he quit.
These guys keep assuming that we all have bad memories.
WELKER: Is the DOJ taking directions about who to prosecute from President Trump?
BLANCHE: No. Of course we're not. And also, Mr. Siebert wasn't fired because he refused to bring cases. He resigned.
BLANCHE: No. Of course we're not. And also, Mr. Siebert wasn't fired because he refused to bring cases. He resigned.
December 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Trump, Sept. 20, in reference to Erik Siebert, the U.S. Attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia: “He didn’t quit, I fired him!”
Trump’s deputy AG, three months later: Siebert wasn’t fired, he quit.
These guys keep assuming that we all have bad memories.
Trump’s deputy AG, three months later: Siebert wasn’t fired, he quit.
These guys keep assuming that we all have bad memories.