Bop em and bip em
banner
newballoongoofin.bsky.social
Bop em and bip em
@newballoongoofin.bsky.social
A beautiful chicken like that deserves two balloons!
Reposted by Bop em and bip em
This is a global far right power grab, so the sooner everybody realizes that and puts aside their deeply outdated notions around national identity, which got us here to begin with, the better. The only way out is through, but the only way through is all of us fighting these climate warlords together
January 21, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Reposted by Bop em and bip em
It’s so interesting that the comet pizza-Q-Anon folks have disappeared just as their deeply held concerns about a widespread elite child trafficking conspiracy has been proven correct
January 22, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Reposted by Bop em and bip em
"Should we vote to give more money to the people shooting my constituents in the face?" is not a complicated political question. And yet, Democrats don't seem able to answer it.
January 22, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Reposted by Bop em and bip em
Col Davis is the former chief prosecutor in Guantánamo.
January 22, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Reposted by Bop em and bip em
centuries ago, the bone thugs lived n harmony
January 21, 2026 at 7:09 PM
hope springs eternal
they shut off the pool camera? what is happening
January 21, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Reposted by Bop em and bip em
Jones: All you do is keep people fearful because you get paid 45 million a year to keep people fearful so they don’t pay attention to the CEOS taking their healthcare. You don’t care about the American people. You want them to be afraid of immigrants because all you have is fear.
January 21, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Reposted by Bop em and bip em
In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.

I have translated some of the highlights
January 20, 2026 at 12:30 AM
of course he looks like that
Language evolves, but I'm having a hard time understanding how someone can be "doxxed" who has appeared on C-SPAN
January 21, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Reposted by Bop em and bip em
January 16, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Reposted by Bop em and bip em
this is the most ridiculous thing

we could make life enormously less stressful and awful by simply Not Doing Any Of This

call off the ICE goons, rescind the tariffs, stop threatening Greenland

just stop it! problem(s) solved!
every single goddam crisis happening right now is self imposed
January 19, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Reposted by Bop em and bip em
Danish parliamentarian Rasmus Jarlov speaking to MS NOW on Stephen Miller comments regarding Greenland: "I hope he’s kept away from young women, because that’s the mentality of a rapist. You can’t defend yourself, so I’m going to take you. That’s basically what he’s saying."
January 19, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Reposted by Bop em and bip em
Clearly Jesse Ventura is the front runner for 2028.
what is this shit about newsom being inevitable for 2028, anyway. are we just saying things now. i can play thay game. AOC is the front runner. Van Hollen is the front runner. i am the front runner. Alexis Simpson is our best hope for 2028
January 19, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Reposted by Bop em and bip em
Irish commando raid on Washington, DC now being prepared. (Sorry, them's the rules now.)
January 19, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Reposted by Bop em and bip em
“Sorry, I have to take this call."

"That's a banana. And it's half eaten."

*covers banana with hand

"I don't tell you how to do business."
September 4, 2023 at 9:56 PM
Did not know that the Men in Black ran the NBA
Fantastic to have the NBA in London, cementing our city’s reputation as the world’s sporting capital.

I’ve joined forces with the NBA to deliver a meaningful legacy from this game, including investment to improve access to London’s community basketball courts.
January 19, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Reposted by Bop em and bip em
"Doreen, you can't send your son outside like that, he'll be relentlessly bullied!"
"No he won't."
"How can you be sure?"
"He's has a friend."

Black cat auditions for low-budget horror film, Hollywood, 1961, photo by Ralph Crane.
January 19, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Reposted by Bop em and bip em
per the story, the “Abolish ICE is bad” dude is also a “former Department of Homeland Security and Customs and Border Protection official”
The author of a controversial memo from centrist think tank Searchlight telling Democrats to abandon the slogan “Abolish ICE” is a senior advisor for WestExec, a D.C. shadow lobbyist for corporations in the defense, surveillance, and immigration enforcement industries.
prospect.org/2026/01/19/a...
Author of ‘Don’t Say Abolish ICE’ Memo Is a Corporate Consultant - The American Prospect
Blas Nuñez-Neto is a senior adviser to WestExec, a shadow lobbyist for defense and tech firms.
prospect.org
January 19, 2026 at 2:58 PM
we're all fucked bc boomers are the ones who want their participation trophies
mad king moment

from the PBS Newshour correspondent
January 19, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Reposted by Bop em and bip em
Any one of these daily atrocities should result in a full congressional investigation and a disbanding of the agency. The fact that it’s all just shrugged off by those with the power to stop it is a national disgrace.
ICE ended up returning the man, Saly, after realizing he’s a fucking US citizen with no criminal record, per his sister-in-law. These fucking animals.
January 19, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Reposted by Bop em and bip em
I've just drafted an impeachment article against Donald Trump for threatening our allies with illegal seizure of territory.

Send this to your members of congress and demand they introduce it.
January 19, 2026 at 10:17 AM
Reposted by Bop em and bip em
Too much of my life right now is at the whim of capricious, vindictive, selfish, shitty people in the twilight years of their lives who seem determined to make themselves the main characters to the bitter end. Anyway, maybe tomorrow.
January 19, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Reposted by Bop em and bip em
this Greenland shit is fucking insane. it’s fucking insane. the fact that anyone is humoring him is fucking insane. the biggest problem in the world today is that nobody is taking the president seriously for the fucking psychopath he is. this isn’t all some fucking joke
mad king moment

from the PBS Newshour correspondent
January 19, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Reposted by Bop em and bip em
January 19, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Reposted by Bop em and bip em
I think maybe a lot of bad things could be avoided if the worlds most obvious crooks faced some sort of punishment other than “accumulating great sums of money and power”
January 19, 2026 at 6:28 AM