Kerplunky Munky
@neonprimate.bsky.social
they/he/it - cartoon monkey - diddy kong enthusiast - musician & video nerd - NSFW weird kink and lewd musing - some politics - self-indulgence
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Kerplunky Munky
@neonprimate.bsky.social
· Dec 21
I love this piece so much.
Please give my beautiful, talented, and precious husband the attention, love, and support he deserves in these trying times.
Please give my beautiful, talented, and precious husband the attention, love, and support he deserves in these trying times.
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I know all you Twin Peaks fans are aware of how the falls normally look, so. Behold how badly the rain is flooding WA rn
Mid-afternoon update at Snoqualmie Falls. Water levels are currently at 19.4 feet, nearly a foot and a half higher than yesterday!
Tomorrow morning it will make a run at the all-time record water level #wawx
Tomorrow morning it will make a run at the all-time record water level #wawx
December 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I know all you Twin Peaks fans are aware of how the falls normally look, so. Behold how badly the rain is flooding WA rn
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
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You used to have to do a layer or two of analysis to arrive at "Generative AI is fascist, don't use it."
jesus christ
December 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
You used to have to do a layer or two of analysis to arrive at "Generative AI is fascist, don't use it."
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BREAKING: Albuquerque's Democratic Mayor Tim Keller has won his reelection bid.
Immigration emerged as one key contrast in this race. Keller earlier this year issued an executive order limiting local collaboration with ICE, while challenger Darren White said he'd roll it back.
Immigration emerged as one key contrast in this race. Keller earlier this year issued an executive order limiting local collaboration with ICE, while challenger Darren White said he'd roll it back.
December 10, 2025 at 3:38 AM
BREAKING: Albuquerque's Democratic Mayor Tim Keller has won his reelection bid.
Immigration emerged as one key contrast in this race. Keller earlier this year issued an executive order limiting local collaboration with ICE, while challenger Darren White said he'd roll it back.
Immigration emerged as one key contrast in this race. Keller earlier this year issued an executive order limiting local collaboration with ICE, while challenger Darren White said he'd roll it back.
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you know i had to do it to em
December 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
you know i had to do it to em
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If you are near Philadelphia, have 123 dollars, and roughly 28 cubic feet of space to store 1,600 VHS tapes in reasonably climate controlled conditions until I can get up there, I will retrieve this collection of almost guaranteed vital archival value and digitize its entirety.
December 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
If you are near Philadelphia, have 123 dollars, and roughly 28 cubic feet of space to store 1,600 VHS tapes in reasonably climate controlled conditions until I can get up there, I will retrieve this collection of almost guaranteed vital archival value and digitize its entirety.
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congratulations to Rand Paul on inventing
*checks notes*
single payer healthcare
*checks notes*
single payer healthcare
Rand Paul on his healthcare plan: "What if you could join Costco? Costco has 44m members and if one person negotiated for all 44 and they bought a group plan like Toyota or General Motors does, they would be the largest collective entity in the country. They would drive prices down by sheer might."
December 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
congratulations to Rand Paul on inventing
*checks notes*
single payer healthcare
*checks notes*
single payer healthcare
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one of the best animation ive seen recently made for an ad for a french supermarket! (with a pro vegetarian message too which is pretty cool)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na9V...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na9V...
Intermarché - Conte de Noël
YouTube video by Intermarché
www.youtube.com
December 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
one of the best animation ive seen recently made for an ad for a french supermarket! (with a pro vegetarian message too which is pretty cool)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na9V...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na9V...
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Doesn’t the same “what did they expect” logic apply to every demographic group, since all shifted toward Trump? I find the focus on one statistically insignificant group of people, whose loved ones were being bombed and starved with the Democrats’ assistance, very weird. Helps with the guilt, maybe
December 9, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Doesn’t the same “what did they expect” logic apply to every demographic group, since all shifted toward Trump? I find the focus on one statistically insignificant group of people, whose loved ones were being bombed and starved with the Democrats’ assistance, very weird. Helps with the guilt, maybe
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There is no monstrous grift Jimmy Fallon won't run cover for
December 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
There is no monstrous grift Jimmy Fallon won't run cover for
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The mistake that Dems will make over and over again is that they will sacrifice certain minorities on an altar in a vain attempt to court republican votes and then they act shocked when those minorities don’t vote for them. They feel entitled to the undying loyalty of their racial inferiors.
America’s first Arab majority city of which 42% of votes went to Trump versus 36% for Kamala Harris is upset with Democrats for not doing more to stop Trump’s anti-immigrant actions.
I keep wondering, what did they expect? Did they sleep through his entire first term?
I keep wondering, what did they expect? Did they sleep through his entire first term?
This Arab-majority city backed Trump. It's not going well.
“The targeting of immigrants, the targeting of Muslim communities—we’ve seen this rhetoric climb over the past several months and I anticipate it getting worse,” Dearborn Mayor Abdullah ...
www.dailykos.com
December 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The mistake that Dems will make over and over again is that they will sacrifice certain minorities on an altar in a vain attempt to court republican votes and then they act shocked when those minorities don’t vote for them. They feel entitled to the undying loyalty of their racial inferiors.
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“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.
December 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.
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Not only is all of this and the fact Luigi's bags were completely unpacked and repacked before being taken to the station "to check for bombs" a super convenient way to have planted or tampered with evidence, but several officers on scene have a history of doing exactly that.
December 9, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Not only is all of this and the fact Luigi's bags were completely unpacked and repacked before being taken to the station "to check for bombs" a super convenient way to have planted or tampered with evidence, but several officers on scene have a history of doing exactly that.
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11 officers present to arrest Luigi Mangione "for taking 40 minutes to eat his McDonald's meal" including NYPD officers who were far outside jurisdiction and had invited themselves. They can be heard interrupting Altoona police radio to announce they'll be arriving despite being ignored by local PD.
December 9, 2025 at 9:49 AM
11 officers present to arrest Luigi Mangione "for taking 40 minutes to eat his McDonald's meal" including NYPD officers who were far outside jurisdiction and had invited themselves. They can be heard interrupting Altoona police radio to announce they'll be arriving despite being ignored by local PD.
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Honduran Authorities Issue Arrest Warrant for Ex-President Pardoned by Trump
www.nytimes.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Season’s Greetings to all ✨
December 9, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Season’s Greetings to all ✨